The Strolling Pigventure, Walk Report, Flying Pig Marathon, Virtual 5K 2020

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Flying Pig Marathon
Virtual 5k
Date, official – May 2, 2020
Date, actual – Saturday June 13, 2020
Location, official – Cincinnati, Ohio
Location, actual – Pasture
Time, official – 1:15
Time, actual – 1:12
Pace – 23:13
No placings

App, offical – Race Roster
App, actual – Map My Walk
Soundtrack – Mort by Terry Pratchett, alternated with quiet laps.
From the bookshelf – Nada. Wasn’t working as well as I thought it would. Let it slide.
Awareness of the Outside World – FPM: Greening of the Pig, FMP: 2020 Charity Program Overview

Official Vs. Actual, What’s Up With That
Date & Location. The race was originally scheduled IRL in May. That got canceled. The IRL race was to have been in Ohio, The virtual walk took place in laps around my horse pasture, per usual.

Time. After much dithering, which I will spare you, I decided to use the Pig as my June walk. However, they had a deadline of June 1 for results. I picked a likely outside time and sent in it to get my nose counted. No way was I missing Pig bling!

The time I put down ended being pretty close to my actual time. Note to self, if I want to finish in under an hour, don’t stop to make notes to myself.

App. To register results, one needed to use Race Roster. That’s why I practiced with it earlier [Cellcom]. By the time I got around to walking, I was so wildly non-standard that I didn’t bother downloading another app onto my new phone.

Most of the loot came with my entry. I bought the coffee cup as an extra. I may have gone overboard on the pig paraphernalia. How could I not? [Flying Pigs]

[Walk Archives]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Hard Times Horse, Alexandria VA, Guest Photos

Random Images

The world is vast & weird.

 
Vicarious travel for the win. Photos taken March 2020, early in the month, before the world went away. Welcome Amy. [Amy’s Archives]

Deja vu? Yes. I sent this into the ring prematurely back on May 3, 2020. Was excused and sent back to wait in warm-up [Together]. Yesterday afternoon, dentist called to announce that my onlay was ready, so I sent this back in [Outing Report].
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Hard Times Cafe, Alexandria, VA, USA

“Originally a mannequin at a saddle store, the fiberglass horse you can see outside Hard Times on evenings and weekends is a local landmark.” Visit Alexandria: 6 Things You Didn’t Know about Hard Times Cafe, 1. The Hard Times Horse, of course, Kelsey, November 6, 2014

“Last July, a horse statue outside Hard Times Cafe in Alexandria was given knitted leg warmers, a big blanket and other winter accessories.” Washington Post: A Yarn-bombing with heart, Jessica GoldStein, July 1, 2011


Alexandria Gazette Packet

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

In Praise of Imperfect Conditions

Training Journal

If you’re riding a horse, you’ve already won.

 
I hate my riding ring.

I can’t half-ass my way around the downhill turns. I have sit up, sit centered, steer, prepare early, sit chill, not grab with the reins, be zen when it falls apart, then go around and do it again. and again. and again.

If we had a lovely, level, graded ring with a fence, it wouldn’t matter if my steering was occasionally wonky or if I wasn’t absolutely accurate in my position.

My riding ring is good for me.

I can’t half-ass my way around the downhill turns. I have sit up, sit centered, steer, prepare early, sit chill, not grab with the reins, be zen when it falls apart, then go around and do it again. and again. and again.

If we had a lovely, level, graded ring with a fence, it wouldn’t matter if my steering was occasionally wonky or if I wasn’t absolutely accurate in my position.

What is beneficially imperfect in your life?

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Mood On Monday, When?

Thoughts

 
Awareness of the Outside World. New York Cliche: Stop-and-Frisk Story Time with Guest Blogger Andrew Sanford
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When will I be a tourist again? Top of the Rock 2019

 

 
When will I be a foodie again? Blue Ribbon Sushi

 

 
When will I stroll down the street, soaking up the weirdness, again? Hippo Ballerina

 

 
When will I see family again? Roosevelt Island

 

 
When?

[NYC Archives]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Horse Stamp, Rearing Stallion, Alexander Calder

Celebrating Art

 

The Stamps
Commemorative stamps issued March 25, 1998, the 100th anniversary of Calder’s birth. Designed by Derry Noyes. Manufactured by Stamp Venturers, Inc. Smithsonian, National Postal Museum, Arago: Alexander Calder Issue

U.S. #3198-3202
1998 32¢ Alexander Calder
Issue Date: March 25, 1998
City: Washington, DC
Quantity: 80,000,000
Printed By: Stamp Venturers
Printing Method: Photogravure
Perforations: 10.2
Color: Multicolored
Mystic Stamp Company: 3198-3202 Sales page, June 2020.

The Designer
Artsy: Postal Service Art Director Derry Noyes Turns Famous Artworks into Stamps By Abigail Cain, Feb 20, 2019.

The Cachets
” ‘“Silk’ First Day Covers produced by Colorano were introduced in 1971 with the America’s Wool issue … Each color illustration is printed on satin-finish fabric, fastened to the cover and surrounded by a luxurious gold embossed border … They have no additional information about the stamp subject.” Mystic Stamp Company: Different Kinds of First Day Covers

Multiple stamp cachet produced by Artmaster, Louisville, KY.

“cachet – Any textual or graphic design which has been applied to a cover … A first day cachet should be related specifically to the stamp on the cover.” American First Day Cover Society: FDC Terminology

The Artist
Alexander Calder
Calder Foundation

The Sculpture
Alexander Calder (sculptor)
Rearing Stallion
c. 1928
Wire and painted wood
Overall: 57.8 x 34.3 x 24.8 cm (22 3/4 x 13 1/2 x 9 3/4 in.)
On view, National Gallery of Art: Rearing Stallion

Other Calder Horses
MoMA: The Horse
Whitney Museum of American Art: Horse
Red Horse and Green Sulky, Photo

Awareness of the Outside World
Consider funding, volunteering, or otherwise supporting an arts program in your area. To put money where mouth is, I sent off a donation to Desert Island Supply Co. [Blogging Goals]. Is this the best place to start? Yes? No? Maybe? Dunno. Start somewhere.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Life Event, Dead Phone

Thoughts

 
As with my tripping post, this is one I want noted for the record. [Gotta Hand It To Myself, That Was Stupid]

A few weeks ago, my phone died. Blinked a few times and turned into a brick. Due to the shutdown, I wasn’t in a screaming hurry to get a new one. I could Internet from my desktop. Family had a way to contact me in a crisis. I knew I’d need one eventually. At least, when/if I started going abroad in the world again. Took me three weeks. Here’s what I learned.

Bought a Samsung A50. Went in to get the wifi card working. The dude at the phone store took one look at the age and condition of our phones and recommended a budget model.

BTW, after four months, hands all better. Knee no longer hurts. Toe still stiff. Weird.

What I Missed Right Away
The crossword puzzle at night. Do puzzle. Go to sleep. Without the former, I had trouble with the latter. Pavlovian. [Totally Off Topic Brag]

Looking up random facts. Song lyrics. Plots, when I want to know what happens but don’t care enough to finish the episode/book. Where did I see that actor?

Photo of a barn snake eating a rat. Really cool. Don’t worry, I would have put it behind the jump.

Reading in bed at night. Reading in the barn aisle. Both dark places, therefore reading from a screen is more convenience than arranging a light to fall upon the codex.

Blog pix.

What Grew On Me As Annoyances
When I did call, I used our landline. Therefore, I was tethered to my desk. How 20th century!

Lack of a flashlight. We have others. I missed having one to hand.

Gossip. Some things ya just don’t commit to print. Firm believer in the adage, Never email (or text) anything you don’t want to see on a billboard on your way to work the next day.

Lack of videos. I watch more videos than I realized, particularly lately. The Mid-South show was on livestream. I had to pester husband in order to watch classes the barn was in. In fact, my calm acceptance of missing a horse show *might* have been contributory to us going out and getting my new phone that weekend. [Show Today, Yet I Languish At Home, Is It The End Of An Era?]

Instant books. I want to read that book. Now.

No one emails any more.

Being unable to access the blog email [Ride Away With Me, Virtually].

Getting online during a storm, when the desktop was powered down. Party for entertainment, partly for weather checks.

Using the map locater to know where husband was once he started going back to work.

Phone calls. Apparently I do talk to a few people in the course of a month.

Overall, the loss of a phone had more impact than I thought it would, in many small ways. Of course, my timing sucked pond water. Isolated lifestyle that is not my perfect fit > pandemic > cutting off even more contact.

Awareness of the Outside World
Will look into a responsible way to recycle/ditch my old phone.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

In The Footsteps of the Inca, Guest Post

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As promised yesterday, a guest post from a traveler who has done Machu Picchu both virtually and IRL. Welcome fellow blogger Been There, Done That. Previous guest post [Safety Doesn’t Have to Be Ugly: Helmet-Hat Debut]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

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Last winter, I knocked two items off my bucket list: the Panama Canal and Machu Picchu. The Panama Canal merits six or seven blogs all of its own; the construction, the weather, the location, the birds, the weather, and the respect generated for the men who actually built the canal. It was winter, the weather was 85 with 90% humidity, and one couldn’t help thinking of yellow fever, malaria, cholera, and no air conditioning at the time. But that’s for another time.

Machu Picchu was amazing. Back to Peru in a minute – bear with me. The summer before the trip, I learned that an individual whom I detest does the Peachtree 10K. Peachtree 10K is the largest 10K in the country, run through Atlanta on July 4th, and has been for 75 years. The individual in question is, shall we say, fitness-challenged, and, in a moment of kindergarten bravado, I declared that if she can do it, so can I. No sooner said than done, I started training, found a training buddy and started entering 5K race-walks. This made my dance partner happy (staying in shape and fitting into my ballgowns). Buddy and I logged 5 total 5Ks. Then the lockdown. (Just another minute – bear with me.) [ed. For ballgown image, see BTDT: Dancing with horses, dancing with guys]

Buddy and I were looking for motivation, and Katherine pointed me at The Conqueror website. This is a virtual fitness challenge where one can earn medals for completing specified courses. The site offers satellite imaging so that you can actually see where on earth you really are. And you can track your progress across the landscape. Sounded interesting, especially since one of the challenges offered was the Inca Trails Virtual Marathon. (See, told you we’d get back to Peru.)

Buddy and I signed up for the Inca Trails marathon with another partner, thinking it would be fun. Following the trail with real images of the landscape brought back memories. When I hit the real-life Inca Trail, it wasn’t on foot. We rode the 26 miles to the trail-head (which is what the young and insane hike) in a luxurious train with a five-star lunch! The scenery is jungle, even though it’s at 12,000 plus feet. Green and vines and orchids and birds of every possible description. We crossed the actual Inca Trail (the Peruvian equivalent of the Appalachian Trail here, only shorter but much more vertical) on several occasions, watching the young and insane struggling along.

At the trailhead, you are dropped at the entrance to the actual site, and from there, it’s on foot. They have made several very intelligent changes to the routes the Inca actually built (the trail is still the one constructed in the 1300s and is beautifully preserved), the most impressive being that the trail is one-way only. For those of us who are of, shall we say, mature years, this is a definite plus, since we don’t have to deal with young bucks bulldozing down while we are struggling up.

The trail itself is a series of switchbacks; three miles of switchbacks with 2500 feet vertical gain – and you’re starting at significant altitude. Our guide was fabulous; she’d find something of interest to point out at the end of every switchback, discreetly waiting until we had stopped panting before taking us to the next switchback and finding something else to wonder at.

The climb was worth it. The view from the top is exactly like the posters. And it is spectacular. The Inca were master builders; the walls still stand in spite of earthquake and weather, and you cannot get a knife blade between the unmortared stones. The air is incredibly clean and it’s amazingly quiet. We were in the last afternoon group – apparently the major tourist rushes are for sunrise.

Everything is lush and green; again, even with the altitude, you are barely below the equator in tropical environments. Would have been really satisfying just to sit down and meditate on the builders; the site was abandoned in the 1500s and no-one really knows why. There are no major artifacts; everyone who left took their stuff with them. But it is spectacular.

The trick, I found, was going down. The Inca didn’t go in for hand-rails, and the stepping stones can be interesting. Fortunately, there were a couple of muscular young men eager to assist a “grandma” who wasn’t quite sure of her footing, and I made it down intact. There is a lovely little café at the trailhead which serves delicious coffee and pastry while one is waiting for one’s transportation, and you can even get your passport stamped with a Machu Picchu visa! The café, incidentally, shows up on the satellite imaging for the virtual marathon if you look carefully. The other images are true to the landscape and are a really fun way to remember a breath-taking (in more ways than one) trip.