Leaning Into Lessons

Horses of the outside world. Lexington Herald Leader: There are 21 living Kentucky Derby winners. Here’s where they all are now, Hale & Roberts, May 1, 2026. Hat tip to G.

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I did not attend the horse show at Stepping Stone Farm last weekend.

What!?

Gonna focus on lessons, for a while.

Why?!

Sam enjoyed trotting down memory lane to relive his glory days with me as his admiring audience. Back then, Captain Fabulous and I had fun simply being being in the show ring. [Spontaneous Showing]

These days, Optimus has decreed that his job is to take care of littles and be an emotional support horse. He sees no reason to bring on the fancy feet. This attitude makes him invaluable as a school horse, but does not impress the judges at the shows. I’m not saying I have to win every time. Not at all. I’m saying I want to go in with a chance. [Lesson Horse, School Horse]

There were other horses available but none that generated show sparkles. [Dream Rides, Dottie]

Hence the horse show post last week. I was pondering the decision. How does this show measure up to those metrics? [Why Horse Show?]

Experience. Saddle seat academy classes. I’ve been to a few. The horses even more so. No one would be going in the ring to learn how to do it. Do it better? Sure. Know the basics? Covered.

Points. Last year, I was high point with a handful of classes, most of them fun shows. Ain’t no way to beat that, and highly unlikely to repeat. [Back in the Bling]

Enjoyment. See above.

So, I did not show. I was a joy & a delight all weekend.

Onwards!
Katherine

All That Glitters is Goldy, Back In The Saddle, Again, H/J Lesson

Awareness of the outside world. “I’m glad I can be representative of women everywhere,” DeVaux said in a postrace interview on the broadcast. “We can do anything we set our minds to.” NBC News: Golden Tempo claims 152nd Kentucky Derby; Cherie DeVaux makes history as first female trainer to win.

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Selfie of a woman in a yellow shirt and pink helmet next to the face of a chestnut horse

Goldy
Rosewood Stables
4 May 2026

Previous ride was 11 April. That’s over three weeks. [A Goldy Opportunity]

Walk. 100%.

Trot. 100%+. Even achieved some dressage-esque carriage and bend.

Canter. 75%. I had trouble with my two-point position and Goldy felt fast occasionally. [The Pondering of the Plans, Quandry]

Jump. 0%. Jump is gone. I’m back to trotting low crossrails. This was discouraging and disheartening to discover.

I realized that if was going to have trouble with jumps, I was on the right horse for it. We were able to end on a good note.

It will come back. Probably faster than last time.

An upside. My illustrious groom was correct. “It was the time gap, not the other riding.” The rot set in without me having graced an ASB saddle. This means saddle seat is a separate project, not something that detracts from jumping. [The Pondering of the Pondering, Encore]

Onwards!
Katherine

Unexciting Purchase, Horsekeeping

Awareness of the outside world. AI LEGO movies as propaganda. The Guardian: Viral victory: Iran is beating the land of tech bros in the social media wars, Wintour 15 Apr 2026.

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We bought a muck bucket. No media. If you have horses, you know what a muck bucket looks like. If you don’t, it’s a large, round, below-the-knee, plastic bucket with handles. Every barn has two or four or six.

Unexciting but needful. We have many muck buckets. Many. Some are used to sort and serve Milton’s hay ration. Two are used as feed buckets. All clean and dedicated to purpose. Some are cracked and repaired. These are fine for hay. We need whole buckets for feed so that bits of food and slobber do not get into the cracks and fester. Hence, the new, uncracked bucket purchase. [Reduce-Reuse-Recycle, Repurposing a Muck Bucket]

Unexciting but not easy. We had to check out four retail spaces, both online and brick & mortar. Stiff plastic handles. Nope. Wrong size. Nope. New feed bucket will eventually become cracked hay bucket. Life is much easier if they all fit together. The slightly different bucket I bought earlier was a mistake, “I thought having a fun color was worth a slight size discrepancy.” Nope. Hence the shopping around for exactly the right bucket. [New Equipment, Purple Muck Bucket]

The color wasn’t worth the difference. Actually, it works out short term because the very noticeable purple is our manure bucket. Once it cracks, it will not be cycled into the hay rotation. Too awkward.

Unexciting but contributes to the smooth functioning of our home. Which is what I want. Home is for rest. Exciting is for out there. Having an exciting home life is right up there with living in interesting times.

Onwards!
Katherine

Retail Art

Art of the outside world. Showing the power of an image to convey information. Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution: One connected global ocean.

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Photo of a bag of Cowboy Brand charcoal, showing a old-style photo of a cowboy on a horse with a herd of cows

Photo of a P.F. Chang's gift card display rack, showing the graphic of the head of one of their signature horse statues

Process Notes

I had a plan for today. The plan did not become reality. Instead, I figured I would wander through Costco and take a few snaps of horses on packaging. I figured it would be a piece of cake. It turned out to be a piece of pastry, i.e. not easy at all. I walked every single aisle and these two were the result.

Other animals: steer, cow, bear, dog, cat, fish, gorilla, T-Rex, flamingo, chicken, kangaroo, rabbit, monkey, lizard, lion, and mountain lion.

In Other News

Saw a person wearing a shirt, Fangorn Forest Conservation Society. I made sure to compliment them.

Previous Posts

[Horses in the Grocery Store]
[Horses in the Grocery Store II]
[Horses in the Fabric Store]
[Horses in the Hardware Store]

Onwards!
Katherine

I Wrote This Post, Non-Fiction

Awareness of the outside world. WWLTV: ‘A big personality for a miniature horse’: The Kentucky Derby Museum’s undersized employee with a big job. Jim Stratman (WHAS) April 30, 2026. Hat tip to M.

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I do not use AI in the production of this blog, or in any of my writing.

Ditto images. Neither graphic design, nor photos, nor videos.

I apply the definition posted by NASA, “Artificial intelligence refers to computer systems that can perform complex tasks normally done by human-reasoning, decision making, creating, etc.” NASA: What is Artificial Intelligence?

If there is any cognition around here, I am doing it.

I don’t even use simple programs such as grammar check or autocomplete. They annoy me. I know what I want to say. I will click spellcheck rather than retyping a word that my fingers have fumbled. I will use autocomplete on my phone for texting. A few letters, press a button, move on. That’s it.

Back in 2021, I wrote a fiction piece about a post being written by AI. [State Of The Blog, I Didn’t Write This Post, Fiction]

It has not aged well. Back then, AI was not so much in the mainstream, or not in my mainstream. The premise for that post was less tech bro AI and more the AI from Cat Pictures Please or possibly “… a person on the other end compiling my back posts and predicting what I will say.” [I Didn’t Write]

Despite the cutesy title, I wrote every word of that post.

Onwards!
Katherine