How I Learned to Think Like a Horse

Photo by Kathie Mautner

The legendary California horseman Jimmy Williams once said, “It’s what you learn after you know it all that’s important.” When I was in my early 20s, I finally had my own horse, had leased several horses, had graduated from US Pony Clubs, and had been a working student at two barns. I knew it all. Then one night, a cowboy* barn manager showed me that all my knowledge was built on the wrong assumption.

My first barn was a dump. When I started boarding, it was in the process of being converted from a cattle barn, complete with a resident bull. On the plus side, the building was sturdy, the ceilings were high, and the stalls were huge. Otherwise, cobwebs bred high in the corners. The stalls were pieced together out of steel pipe and plywood. Horses ate from old, built-in wooden feed boxes that were only cleaned by eager noses. I was happy. The horses were happy. I didn’t know any different.

Then I went off to college. Instead of quitting riding, I took up Pony Club. I learned all the finicky stable routines and arcane British rules so dear to USPC. I was fortunate to spend time as a working student and to buy a fancy Thoroughbred. I saw how major barns ran their days and I watched Olympic contenders prepare for competition.

Then I came home. I had been to the horse-equivalent of the big city and had acquired all manner of bad habits. Only I didn’t yet realize they were bad habits. In the summer, horses stayed in during the day to avoid the heat and went out at night for pasture time. One evening after a show, I wanted my horse to be left in his stall so that I could wrap his legs. If I did not wrap all four legs snugly from pastern to knee, his legs would swell up overnight. This was the proper procedure as I had been taught in those other barns. Nope. My horse was going out with the others. Post-show recuperation was not a sufficient reason to make an exception.

I was furious. I was appalled. My horse had worked hard. Hadn’t he earned a chance to rest? I was sure that the barn manager was preventing me from doing the best for my horse. The next morning, my horse came in with the best legs he had ever had after a show. All four legs were cool and tight without an ounce of swelling. Huh? This went against everything I knew.

The problem was that I was treating my horse as I would like to be treated. When I’m tired, I want to put my feet up and not move for a good long while. Horses, on the other hand, are designed to wander and nap and graze, all night long. Their stomachs work best with constant, small quantities of low-impact food. The motion of walking in search of grass keeps the circulation moving and clears the gunk out of the system. Standing still is unnatural to a horse.

Much of what we do to horses are restrictions they have learned to accept. For example, horses were content at this barn in part because it was surrounded by huge pastures. As predators, we find comfort in cozy, safe lairs. Horses are herbivores. As a prey species, their defense is to run away, fast and far. Open spaces equal long sightlines. An enclosed space means no warning and nowhere to run when the lions arrive. It’s amazing that horses stay in stalls at all.

If you watch and listen, your horses will tell you what is best for them. Once I realized I didn’t know everything, I started listening.

*The cowboy barn manager – I suppose the PC term would be cowgirl, or cowwoman, or perhaps cowperson. That’s another thing I’ve noticed about cowboys. They just get on with it and don’t worry about what to call it.

Ropework

Horse Work: AM heat therapy, walk. PM nothing. Sufficient daylight but activities of daily living left me with insufficient patience to deal with him a second time today.
Evaluation: Relaxed but still seeking reassurance.
Rider Work: mare walk, bike.

We are experimenting with using a neck rope instead of a halter. I keep the rope untied so that if he runs away, the rope just slides off. So far, moderate success, although not a long-term solution for riding. I have ridden, even jumped, a la Foxfield. But that horse was the psychological opposite of Rodney: phlegmatically unexcitable even when you wanted him to be.

Anyone out there have advice for neck rope groundwork?

The Fish/Pond Equation

Horse Work: PM heat therapy. An unrelated house crisis* threw my schedule out of whack.
Evaluation: still on the alert. From time off?
Rider Work: mare walk, swim.

It is better to be a small fish in a big pond. Play tennis against opponents better than you. Apparently, some folks rise to a challenging environment. I sink. Years ago, I was a working student at a Major Eventing Barn. The less said of that the better. I returned to my home barn which boarded a combination of local-level competitors and pasture ornaments. One day, I’m in the ring with a gaggle of wide-eyed little girls oohing and aahing over my big, fancy horse. Suddenly I’m jumping 4′.

What manner of fish are you?

[*Since my mother reads this, I should supply specifics. Water pipe broke. Backhoe required. Hired a fellow firefighter. All fixed.]

Back in the [figurative] Saddle

Work: AM heat therapy, easy walk/PM groom, ran out of daylight for exercises.
Evaluation*: During the walk, he stayed relaxed despite being annoyed at the dog. Almost like a horse that one might someday want to ride. Almost. Someday. By the end of the grooming, he began to remember that he enjoys being fussed over.

Back in the pool today. I’ve been flailing at swimming off and on since last January. Even though I’m not riding, I can at least get fit. Then I’ll be stellar when I get back on a horse. That’s the theory. After a year, I’ve gotten more comfortable in the water but remain very much at the walk-trot, school horse phase. The canter – the freestyle – eludes me. Today, I signed up for the annual Polar Bear Challenge. The top ten in laps by March get a tee-shirt. The person above me on the log sheet had a lap number for one day that I would be happy to have for a month. If, as I expect, I end up with an embarrassingly low number, I figure that will give me a goal to beat next year.

How do you cross-train?

[*The star doesn’t look as nice in the new theme. I’m test-driving a less judgemental, more descriptive system.]

Cowboy Inspiration

Work: day off. Again.

I spent the day at my state’s Horse Fair, a winter festival of lectures, demonstrations, and association booths. I learned:
1) There is a whole parallel western world of which I know nothing.
2) Western riding is looking more and more like dressage: balanced seat, legs underneath the body, legs in contact with the horse, knees and ankles at English angles. Not a lot of Sit Your Pockets anymore.
3) Riders are less likely to fall off a western saddle and western horses are less likely to suffer freak accidents, judging by the lack of helmets.
4) Drill teams are awesome. However, I will not be able to ride in one with a horse this far from the center of the bell curve in height, unless I find a squadron of giraffes.
I was inspired to go back to groundwork exercises with Rodney, mainly by counter-example. I have no use for most of the clinicians I have seen to date, including some Very Big Names, but that is a conversation for another day, in private, over a glass of your favorite amber-colored liquid.

Truck Shopping

Work: unclear. Rain.

Gloomy weather to match my gloomy mood. I’m feeling old, unproductive, purposeless, and all those other doom clouds that travel in packs. One obvious reason is that this is the longest I’ve gone without riding since I was 14. One obvious answer is to be grateful for all that I have, bloom where I am planted, live in the moment, etc, etc. As this enlightened attitude has yet to take hold in my life, I don’t see it happening by this afternoon. Another obvious, if more concrete, answer would be to get a third horse. This has been the plan all along: one fancy show horse for me & a husband horse that could double as my second horse, not as talented but fun. A sports car & a truck if you will.

When one goes horse shopping, sellers want to know preferred age, size, breed, training, budget. My answer is, it depends. Age and cost are linear functions. The higher the number, the more I better like the horse. A non-Thoroughbred might be fun. Get a Morgan or an Arabian to cross-show in jumper classes at breed shows (do they even have these?). I used to show with a woman who did this with a Quarter Horse and earned herself a big-time belt buckle. Finally, I’m not as interested in specific training as in talent & mental outlook. These attributes are hard to list in a classified ad or see on a video.

What is your best tip for horse shopping?

Caution Feral Horse

Work: none. Heat therapy already. Will groom later.

Rodney has had 7 out of last 8 days off, with little more than meals & a pat on the nose. My first horse developed complicated stable management diseases if I gave him even one day off. I hired a barn rat to love on him for days when I worked late. Previous Horse reverted to Wild Stallion of the Plains when he wasn’t in work. Since this was a horse who would happily bite or kick if he got a clear opportunity, we had a few behind-the-barn, attitude adjustment sessions. Rodney’s default is to be afraid of the universe. On Monday, he was shivering and pulling away if I even thought about touching him during the heating session. Unfortunately I have no patience with wimps. In truth, I have little enough patience to begin with, but beta behavior in cats, dogs, horses, or people puts me right out of countenance. Saying ‘Get over yourself’ comes more naturally to me than saying ‘There, there’. So, we are taking the path of least resistance for the rest of the week. It’s not like a delay is going to throw off our show schedule.

How does your horse react to time off?