Shipping Report

Horsekeeping

 


 

I am not complaining. Not in the slightest. As with my scheduling issues [Combinatorics], I am … amused by the confusion. For two years, only Milton was leaving the property. Now that Rodney has wheels, we have to remember what goes with which horse.

General Equipment
Load Saddle. Bridle. Rider boots & hat. Secure manure bucket, hay net, etc. in truck bed. Check that water and wash buckets are still in the trailer. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

The non-problem comes with the differences.

GOING WITH
Long-lining
The piece of harness that goes across the horse’s back is called a saddle. They both use the same one, albeit on different girth holes. Milton has a separate long-line bridle. Rodney wears his riding bridle sans reins, although we are working on a second bridle for him. Rodney likes the thinner, i.e. lighter lines. Milton goes in the thicker, shorter lines. One needs to remain close to Milton for motivational purposes. Bright red lunge whip stays in the trailer. Easy to identify if we leave it somewhere.

Nose Chain
For Milton, leave leadrope with chain in trailer to be used if needed [Report: Cool Kids]. For Rodney, have leadrope in barn to be put on for loading [In Chains].

Brush Box
Each horse has his own. Milton’s is red; Rodney’s, green. If one of them, say Milton’s, is left from a previous trip, the splash of red will send my brain down the matching path and I find myself loading gear for the wrong horse.

STAYING BEHIND
Then there is the barn. When Rodney stays home, he has the freedom of the field. Milton is still on lockdown. [Rodney’s Semi-Permanent Gold Star]

Clean Stall
Yes for both. If Milton is going to be put up, it is only polite to start him with a fresh stall. Plus, it limits the amount of manure to be kicked around the stall. Although, evidence would suggest that he stands quietly eating hay, rather than running around stressing. If Rodney stays home, he gets access to the stall. We started him that way and he seems to like it, so we continue. Doesn’t necessarily need to be immaculate if he is going to wander in and out. However, we leave him an auto-amusing treat dispenser [Cookie Ball]. We leave it in the stall to keep it in a semi-contained space. Don’t want him forced to roll his cookie ball through manure. Nasty.

Hay
For Milton, in stall. For Rodney, in aisle/run-in or in field depending on the weather.

Water
Milton yes. Two buckets in stall. Rodney no. He can walk up to the trough. He’d love it if we left buckets. They both prefer buckets in the barn to the trough in the field. It’s the same water. Go figure.

Cookie Ball
Milton no. He gives it one nudge and then quits. Rodney yes! He loves it. While we are getting Milton ready, Rodney is standing about chanting Cook! ie! Ball! Cook! ie! Ball! He goes after it as soon as I drop it in the stall. We can hear him whacking away as we load Milton. He gets all, or almost all of the treats out. I need to do a follow-up blog post on this.

As written here, this does not seem hard to keep track of. But I often find myself standing between the trailer and barn, thinking … wait … what? … who am I loading?


 
So much progress. Trailer doors circa 2013 [A Sorry Sight].

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Going In Cold, Show Report, Alabama Fun Show, Stepping Stone Farm, 2019

ASHAA Fun Show
Stepping Stone Farm
Chelsea AL, USA
Sunday, August 11, 2019

30 Academy Showmanship WTC Adult, 1 of 3
31 Academy Equitation WTC Adult, 3 of 3
With Transformer
Thank you to Lizzy Plia & Sharon Gray for the wonderful Optimus.

Before
The plan [Scheduling, ha!] was to take at least one saddle seat lesson before the show. My most recent lesson was back in July; before that, April. That hardly seems right. That’s what my notes say.

Anyway.

Between hauling the home team about, yay! and massive heat, boo!, we ran out of calendar. Instead of squeezing in a lesson at the last minute, I decided to make a virtual virtue out of necessity. I’d see how well I could show without any prep. Result, good saddle seating, at least on a tolerant and willing school horse, bad attention to detail.

This was only my second time on Optimus. I didn’t indulge in my usual hemming and hewing with a new horse, which says more about him than it does about me.

During
First class. Went in. Zipped around. Remembered where to put my pinkies and my feet [Switching Gears]. Felt like a hero. In reality, credit goes to an understanding horse who went in and did his job with minimal input from me. First.

Really, I can’t say enough nice things about Optimus. He’s such a good guy. Every lesson program should have one. Or two. Or six. And yet, my heart remains with Sam, in all his curmudgeonly glory. No accounting for taste.

Second class. Wrong diagonal. Seriously? Last.

No media. It was a home show, which meant all hands on deck, which meant any free time was spent running about, which meant I completely forgot to take photos or have photos taken of me. Bad blogger.

After
Most importantly, I have now done the minimum of three classes at two shows [Saddlebros] to qualify me for the ASHAA year-end awards in the two Academy Adult divisions. Currently two big fluffy 4ths.

Selfie after our lesson last month.

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Roaming Rodney

Training Journal

 

Taking Our Time

Last Thursday, we went to Stepping Stone Farm for the evening. We wanted to take a long, leisurely time to give Rodney a chance to adjust to barn activity. Staring raptly at other horses has been a big deal for him on our trips to Full Circle Horse Park [1,2].

At SSF, we hung out. Waited for the ring to be clear. Turned him out to graze and stroll. He spent a few minutes staring at the horses in the pasture. When they were not interested in being his new best friends, he gave up and grazed. Vacated the ring for a lesson. Wait. Long-lined. Tacked up. Here comes the Road Pony.

We hid in the covered ring until it was clear Rodney thought of a horse pulling a cart. He was fascinated but not at all perturbed. Hey, look, that pony has wheels.’ He was more interested in the full-size horses who were being hand-grazed after their rides.

Getting Down To Business

We took the opposite approach on FCHP two days later. Was he ready to come off the trailer, warm-up and get to work? Could we dispense with the long, get-acquainted walk? Yes, we could.

We walked and trotted in warm-up and even did a practice dressage test in the arena. He knew he was in the sandbox, but he kept his sh*t together and kept his head in the game.

We didn’t hurry him, but neither did we dawdle, so no media. In any event, it looks all lot like the previous times.

Conclusion
Rodney likes to horse-watch. Perhaps a result of not being off the farm for so many years. There is a manic edge to his looking at FCHP. Perhaps, while the behavior is standard, the exaggeration of the behavior is a result of anxiety. Much the same way that tearing at grass can be both a stress activity and because they have not seen decent fodder in ages, I tell you, ages!

Heading Home
On the way home, we took the slightly longer route with straighter, quicker roads.

 
Milton has picked up BBQ [Getting Lunch]. Now, Rodney has stopped for ice cream.

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Scheduling Combinatorics

Training Journal

 

I’d like to be a person with a plan. I’d like to be known as a person with a plan. On Tuesdays, we go here. On Thursdays we go there. Alas, there are too many choices.

First: Pick a mount.
Rodney
Milton
Lesson Horse

Second: Pick a location.
Stepping Stone Farm
Full Circle Horse Park
Falcon Hill Farm
Home

Third: Pick an activity.
Flat lesson
Jumping lesson
Schooling on our own

Fourth: Add modifiers
Are instructors available or away at horse shows?
Is my driver available or will I be flying solo? This effects where I am willing to go & what horse I am willing to take. Rodney is a joint effort at the moment.
What is the weather?

To be clear, having all of these choices is a good thing. Having all of these choices is is a Very Good Thing. But it causeth me to dither. Each week is different. Each week gets planned at the eleventh hour.

Last weekend was a good example. Sunday was taken. Saturday was in play. Whip Hand Farm had a driving clinic. While not ready to drive in it, we could audit. Stepping Stone Farm had riding clinic. Three rides in one day with Coach Courtney and Equitation Triple Crown Winner Reagan Upton. I told Coach Courtney maybe. We decided not to drive 8 hours in one day to get frustrated watching other people drive. I told Coach Courtney yes. Since we bailed on riding the last time we took Rodney to Full Circle Horse Park [Circling Back], I decided I wanted another shot at walking about the dressage arena, perhaps even trotting. I told Coach Courtney no.

I don’t want to be the airhead client from hell. Nobody wants that. And yet, I dither.

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

As I Said, A List of Writing Links

Writing About Writing

Crossposted on Will Write For Feed Blog: As I Said, my new blog. Explanation [Step One].

In an effort to organize – and possibly jumpstart – my writing career, I have collected my past posts on writing. From here on, writing posts will self-collect over on the writing blog. At least, that’s the plan. For the moment.

Virtual Brush Box/Rodney’s Saga
(Why the two names? [Introduction])
2019
[Daily Inklings, Another Internet Writing Site]
[Now Or Forever? Six Publishing Possibles To Ponder]
[Branding Without Having A Brand]
[Writing Rules, Which Ones?]
[State of the Blog: A Marketing Haiku]
[750 Words, A Place To Write]
[Writing Utter Nonsense]
[Schadenfreude Saturday, My Pain Is Your Amusement]
2014
[10 Reasons to Get Paid to Write]
[Off Topic: My Origin Story]

Off Topic
A secondary blog I had for a while.
2014
[My Origin Story]
[Two Sentence Genre Stories]
[Two Sentence Horror Story]
2013
[You Say Escapism Like It’s A Bad Thing]

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Synecdoches and Soft Kitties, Instagram Recap August 2019

Photography
Random Images

 

Posts through early August 2019 from my blog Instagram account, @myvirtualbrushbox. Previous [What Does Your Phone Say About You? Instagram Recap, June 2019].

Well Rodney, the good news is that you made the Instagram account more than Milton this time. The bad news is that only parts of you did.

Posts By Subject
Horse, five – Rodney 3, Milton 2
Cat, three – home 2, SSF 1
Other, one – sidewalk art

Posts By Location
Home, seven
SSF, one
Other, Birmingham, one

Most liked
1st – Milton jumping
2nd – sidewalk fish


[February 2019]

The Extraordinary Life of Ricky

Jeremy Novy

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott