Riding Schedule, Dueling Monologues

Riding Journal

 
Awareness of the outside world. NPR: Poll: Most Americans Want To See Congress Pass Gun Restrictions. This was 2019. Yet we do nothing.
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Lately we have been riding 3 to 4 times a week. Longer on the weekends, shorter during the week, if we ride at all during the week. Horses are sound and happy and making progress.

My inner perfectionist(?) uptight competitor(?) is not happy with this schedule.

IPUC: You must work at least an hour a day as hard as you can.

IPUC: Anything else is slacking off.

IPUC: You call yourself a serious rider?

And more of the same.

I try to ignore her.

Me: It’s working.

Me: I don’t understand why, but it is.

Me: Shut up.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Finish Your Pass, um, Corner

Riding Journal

 
Awareness of the outside world. Going Medieval: On the myth of short life expectancy, and COVID complacency, 4 March 2021.
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“You never finish anything.” My groundperson, last Saturday.

We were back at Full Circle Horse Park practicing USEF Beginner Novice B. 3rd time in 4 weeks. [Let The Acclimatization Begin, A to X, Marco Polo]

It was pointed out that I was not completing each quarter arc of the circle before I arrived at the relevant tangent point, those points being the two sides of the arena, C, and X for a 20-meter circle at C.

I thought I was demonstrating a different line between corner and circle. Mostly I was reaching a theoretical circle marker and then turning and heading for the next one, which meant I hadn’t finished one before I started the next, which meant I had to yank Rodney around to start the next 90 degrees, which meant we were executing flawless diamonds.

In my defense, it was intentional. I was doing the same thing each time. Just the wrong thing.

I need to aim a bit ahead of the mark, straighten up, and put a full stride on the rail or at X as I pass. As soon as I asked for it, that’s what I got. At one point, I had the degree of bend exactly right so that all I had to do was go forward and the circle unrolled at our feet. Wow.

It was mentioned that this habit applies to my corners as well.

Hmmph.

I’ll give you the circle, but don’t tell me how to make a corner.

I know how to ride a corner.

I went to the corner.

Establish correct bend before you arrive.

Bend through the corner.

Leave corner.

Then I felt it.

About 7/8ths of the way through, I stopped riding the corner and moved on to the next thing. This left us not quite straight, which aggravated Rodney’s tendency not to keep his eyes in the boat.

I needed to ask for one, maybe two more steps. Not even a full stride. Just a step or two more out of the corner to ensure that we were straight and on the rail. This why I fail to make smooth, graceful turns in the hunter ring. I tend to turn and head straight for the nearest jump. This has been noted in places as far afield as the ASB ring. Per Coach Courtney, “my eyes glaze over and I’m looking for the next jump.” [Dixie Cup]

Asked for. Got. Again

I blame this habit on Previous Horse, plus natural inclination. PH didn’t not appreciate micro-managing. Stop. Go. Turn. Jump. Anything else was unnecessary fussing. Fine by me.

Fortunately – in the long term, unfortunately in the short term – Rodney comes with many more buttons. How much turn? What kind of turn? You want 7/8s of a turn? Okay.

I liken it to an advanced computer program. Ask a word-processing program for a line, it will give you a line. Ask a design program for a line, it will ask how long a line? How thick? What color? Where does the line start? Where does it stop?

Way more ability. Way more powerful. Way more options for the operator.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Protocol Will Be Respected

Riding Journal

 
Awareness of the outside world. Vaccine today! Report Sunday.
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Procedural error.

Previous horse was rigid about his trailer protocol. He came off. He had a bite of hay. He had a nap. Then and only then was one allowed to commence.

Knowing this, I have worked fairly hard to NOT establish this sort of precedent with the current occupants of the barn. As a result, we can unload and leave them to eat hay, or get right to work.

Except.

Habits get established when one isn’t looking.

At home, we tack up and get on. Easy enough. Home isn’t a weird place that needs to be examined.

At Stepping Stone Farm, we tack up and get on. However, one of the main reasons for going to SSF is using the round pen for liberty work. So, when I tack up, Rodney has already run about for a while. [Recap]

Last weekend, we arrived at Full Circle Horse Park. We brushed. We tacked up. I got on.

Bzzzzt.

Milton was having a lunge warm up. I figured Rodney could stand and watch. Statue is one of his go-to moves.

He would not stand still. He wasn’t bad. He’d listen. He’d halt. But he couldn’t stick the landing. He had ants in his pants. Making him stand would have involved constant nagging.

I got off.

I had forgotten that at FCHP, I have been taking him down to the dressage arena to walk through the test once on foot. This gives him a chance to look at that and that and that over there. He doesn’t need lunging to warm up his muscles. He needs time to let his brain settle. Standing around or walking in-hand serves the purpose. Easier to do that without a rider, at least, easier on the rider.

I got off. We went down to the arena. We walked the test. I got on. His statue gear was back in place.

My bad.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Shipping Options

Horsekeeping

 
Awareness of the outside world. World Water Day.
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You are driving a trailer to a schooling venue. You have a choice of two routes.

Route A. Direct route. Two-lane. Winding. Not horrid but not lovely.

Route B. Longer. Wide, straight two-lane for most of the route. Easy ride for horses. Then 15% of trip is moderate unpleasantness up and over terrain to get back to the direct route.

Which would you chose?

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Introducting Shawlene, Handmade, Wearable Art

Images

Celebrating Art

 
Awareness of the outside world. Tomorrow is World Pigment Day. Announcement. Instagram. The Pigment Timeline Project.
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tldr: look at picture, admire shawl.

Handwoven shawl by Jan Priddy
from attached label
#3 “Carnival” Warp
23″x72″ + fringes
Handspun and handpainted merino

For more information, Imperfect Patience, or contact, andpride@gmail.com

Artist’s Statement

Jan Priddy was born in Corvallis, Oregon and has lived in her Pacific coast family home since 1979. She walks the shore every day before heading indoors to her loom. 

After exhibiting ceramics and metalsmithing in galleries such as Henry Gallery in Seattle and the Tacoma and Bellevue Art Museums, Jan Priddy shifted direction to focus on weaving and quilting after her sons were born. In addition to teaching in private and public schools and college for forty years, she has earned studio degrees in the visual arts and a Masters of Fine Arts in fiction. As a widely published writer, perhaps it is not surprising that her textiles are in the collections of many authors such as memoirist Temple Grandin, novelist Molly Gloss, and poet Judith Barrington. 

Her work celebrates color and the skills that have served human beings throughout our time on earth. This covid year when we are all so held apart, fabric’s tactile appeal comforts her as an artist and as a human starved for contact. Each unique weaving incorporates the work of women dyers and spinners before reaching her studio. They are intended to be touched and used daily as handwork in a time of mass-production, communal in a culture overly focused on the individual, and women’s work in an atmosphere that marginalizes women’s cultural contributions. 

All non-bordered photos courtesy of the artist.

Interview aka Flood of Questions
I knew I wanted to do a post on Shawlene. So I asked for more info. Below are Priddy’s responses with minor interjections from me. I heart an easy interview.

“Generally, I design my shawls to vary from side to side and from one end to the other.”

The materials have a story of their own. “Half of the warp is handspun from a specific spinner. Weft is hand painted pure merino from Canada.

“The rest of the warp is from Koigu, a three-generation woman-owned company in Canada. I love these people and always use their yarn in my shawls/scarves and blankets & afghans. The watercolorist grandmother agreed to move to the country when her banker-husband retired on condition she could have sheep. Sheep gave her wool. The local sheerer clipped her small flock which gave her an astonishing (to her) amount of lovely merino wool. She sent it to the local spinning mill and they sent back an almost terrifying amount of 2-ply fine wool. She was a watercolorist and decided to try hand dying the yarn by painting on colors. Her daughter came home on vacation from business school and said: I can sell this. Six months later Koigu was in Vogue. The granddaughter models what they make from their yarn. Koigu

(!!!)

“All the handspun in your shawl came from one spinner who no longer sells yarn. This happens a lot with people who make fiber arts—eventually they pencil out what we are getting paid per hour and move on.

“I generally use only one spinner in a shawl to avoid issues in warping, weaving, and blocking. But, I buy from many hand spinners.

“I weave the first length according to the sense I have when designing the warp. The second usually tilts in another direction or reverses the dominant color with the other (e.g. red for pink and pale green for forest). The third is the wild card where I try something unexpected and is often my favorite because I took a risk. You will also note that, usually, the first and third have little braided tails on one corner.

(Shawlene was third on the warp.)

” ‘Carnival’ because that warp was such a wild range of colors. I don’t know anyone else who names their warps, but I always do.

“All the yarn I use, whether handspun or millspun, is colored by hand, and while a person knitting a sweater might absolutely require even, consistent color in the yarn they use, I deliberately seek out variety. I value evidence of another’s hand at work.

“Some of the handspun I use has silk or alpaca mixed in with the wool, but generally no more than 10% other fibers. Most are 100% wool. I never use synthetic fiber. I love the way the Koigu hand-painted yarn plays against long color changes in handspun, but using any handspun adds 25-40% to the cost of putting on a warp, and then there’s weft.

“It is on the far right below. All of these shawls have handspun in the weft.”

My shawl was the youngest of three.

“Here are the siblings in this morning’s chilly sunshine. So one went purple, one green, and then yours. The only way to be certain they are from the same warp is to look at the fringes. This photo below was taken indoors because it was too cold to stay out!

“By way of contrast, here are three shawls from the Celedon warp. They are relatively close in color. You can probably see that one is spring-leafy, one with a bit of purple, and the third summer-green. The warp is the same.

In closing, “I weave for my own satisfaction, and I have made no effort to sell my work until this last year. I have donated pieces and people who have seen the work have bought it, but I had never advertised or exhibited my textiles, only silver-smithing, enameling, and ceramic sculpture back in the day.

What I have to say about it
I’m always cold, so I always have a warm shawl to hand. Even when I travel – remember that? – I bring a shawl to wrap up in at night. Buying another one wasn’t too much of a stretch. Support an artist. A metaphorical cup of coffee for a blog I enjoy reading. I confess there was an element of daily good deed in the purchase. I figured I’d find something to do with whatever showed up.

I love it.

I am wearing it as we speak. Well, I’m wearing it as I type and will probably be wearing it again as you read.

I want to walk up to people and say, “Look. Feel this. You need to buy one of these.”

Sigh.

Why is it easier to say dramatic, snarky things, but hard to say nice things in a convincing fashion?

I guess if it were easy, we wouldn’t need marketing departments.

When I saw the size at the unboxing, I was a bit concerned. One thinks of shawls as voluminous, something to be wrapped in. Turns out 23″x72″ is exactly the right size to hang off my shoulders and stay out of the way. It is now my daily driver.

Light enough to feel comfortable and heavy enough to hang correctly. Wool really is an amazing fiber.

I asked for one that varied in color. Check.

The feel is wonderful. Is it weird to pet a shawl?

I’ve done a bit of weaving. I do best when the technique emphasizes one set of threads over the other. Twining is weft-facing. Inkle and tablet weaving are warp facing. In other words, you only see that set of threads. In other words, tightness is a virtue. [Numbers and Weaving]

I don’t do so well when balance is called for. I took an evening class using a small, rigid heddle loom at the Yarn Boutique in Decatur. The instructor told me not to push so hard. Leave room for the fibers. Really? You don’t smoosh the beater as hard as you can?

From a different class. Floor loom at Loop of the Loom, NYC. Not a warp in sight. [Gotta Start Somewhere]

My point is that I have a faint idea how hard it is to attain a smooth, balanced weave. When I examine Shawlene I can’t automatically tell which is warp and which is weft. That’s how balanced it is.

Yes, I named the shawl. That’s how much I like it. I can’t name an animal to save my life, but a lump if wool? Sure. [Help Me Name My Horse 2012, still don’t have a good show name.]

Yes, I’m gushing. I’m impressed. And warm. How impressed? I’m considering a second one. Perhaps in yellow tones for Spring wear. I may already have a name picked out …

Links
Weaving specific posts from Imperfect Patience.

“Here’s one on how I got started: IP: WEAVING STORY.”

“When I won the Koigu contest for a blanket I wove in four strips: IP: WEAVING.”

“My work celebrates color, comfort, and the skills that have served human beings throughout our time on earth.” IP: THE COVID WEAVING: Comfort in color. (This is the one that caught my eye.)

“It is on the far left, folded at the front of the header photo of the post IP: MORE, PLEASE.”

Package decoration.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

RomCom Plotlets, Fiction

Words

 
Awareness of the outside world. Happy Spring! timeanddate.com: Solstices & Equinoxes.
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A collection of plots for & thoughts about romance novels
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Why do romance novels rely so heavily on unlikely situations in order to generate drama? I don’t know about your dating life, but my had plenty of emotional turmoil without pretending to be my meetcute neighbor’s faux fiance.
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Not hate at first sight. Been done.
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Not cats or bookstores either. Something unusual. Garbage collector. Sees the world from a unique vantage point. He, or she, gets to know people by what the throw away.
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What forces people together? Travel. Seatmates on a flight that gets delayed. Planes, Trains & Automobiles with a Happily-Ever-After ending.
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He is a model horse painter, she is a regular customer. See each other evolve over the years.
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College professor and student is cliche and illegal. Turn on head. Former student goes back for interview/meets at conference. Former professor interested, but can’t can’t stop seeing them as student.
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Bloggers. Comment and quote each other. Some email contact. Don’t know the other person gender, age, etc. Or assume and are incorrect. What happens at the blogger meet up.

A search simply turns up romance blogs. Surely someone has done a romance about bloggers. It’s low-hanging fruit.
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A is a zoo keeper. B comes to the zoo every day to walk. Then stops. A has to figure out how to find B. Should they? Credit card receipts? Membership data. Saw them at zoo gala, so knows they are a member. Membership Dept might know. Would that be caring or creepy? Ask Membership coordinate to follow up, health of favored customer. Less creepy?
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Postcrossing Romance. They exchange postcards over the years.
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He is a audio book tech. She is a voice actor. They bond over several books.
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I keep circling back to job. What does that say about me. Particularly has I have no idea how a modern office functions.

What do I have an idea of how it functions? Not much. Barn drama. No. Thank. You.
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Neighbors. On different shifts. Roommates. Hot sheeting. Leave notes for each other. Been done in both book & movie.
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In addition to no idea about jobs, I have no idea how people date these days.
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Pick a career and figure out what puts a person in contact with that career.

On the Job series of romances.

What are unlikely jobs, in addition to garbage? Janitor. Doorman. Watches her go in & out all day. Knows lots about everyone in building. Factory worker. Same line. Can always tell when X sends product down. Well done, attention to detail.

These are all unexpected by dint of being low on the food chain. Are “glamour” jobs in romance novels equal to high status jobs? Is this an obvious question?

Rocket scientist. Rocket builder. Commercial artist. Freelancer who is home a lot. House painter. Camera person. Photographer. Goes places. Truck driver. Flirts with other truck driver at a series of rest stops. What do I know about trucker life?
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Repeating The River, Year of the Ox Challenge, Walks 7 and 8, Cahaba River Walk Park

Fit To Ride

 
Awareness of the outside world. The good. We had severe weather on Wednesday (that’s not the good part). I was impressed with the writing in one of the the warning posts.

“Here are some important points about preparedness…

(5 paragraphs of useful advice)

“We don’t share this to scare anyone… we simply have a responsibility to let you know the danger.

“For those with a weather phobia, or high anxiety, understand even on a big severe weather day odds of any one home being hit by a tornado are still very low. Just be sure you can hear warnings, have a good plan, and we will get through the day together.”

AlabamaWx: Dangerous Severe Weather Setup This Afternoon And Tonight, James Spann, March 17, 2021.

I’ve previously mentioned Mr. Spann and our collective admiration for him [Y’All Report].

The bad. Vox: Anti-Asian violence is on the rise. Here are some ways you can help Asian Americans, by Nguyen, Mar 18, 2021. People: Violence Against Asian Americans Continues: How You Can Help the AAPI Community, by Wurzburger March 17, 2021.
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Walking

 
Year of The Ox Virtual Challenge, Walk #7 [Intro]
Cahaba River Walk Park
February 17, 2021
Distance – 5.05 km (3.14 miles)
Time – 1:20:26
Current Mileage – 27.6 km (17.16 miles)
To Go – 4.92 km (3.05 miles)
Total Distance – 32.53 km (20.21 miles)
Challenge in miles. Tracker set to kilometers for weekly 5Ks & virtual UK walk. [Digital Fun, LEJOG]

Year of The Ox Virtual Challenge, Walk #8 [Intro]
Cahaba River Walk Park
February 26, 2021
Distance – walked 5.75 km, logged 4.92 km here (3.06 miles). Logged .8 of .83 km to [LEJOG 2/26]
Time – 2:12:01
Current Mileage – 32.52 km (20.21 miles)
To Go – 0 km (0 miles)
Total Distance – 32.53 km (20.21 miles)

When I have time, I like to put my GPS on the Avoid Highways option to take in the scenery. As a result, I found this park on my way to Liberty Park. As I drove past, I thought, ‘Oh, there it is.’ I had made plans to walk this park later with a friend. (Friends! I has them!)

Then I had problems finding a Liberty Park walk. I got so chafed by the planned community vibe that I had to get out of there. Came back to here as an easy option and a relief. Went back the next week, as planned. [Ox 6.5]

Doing the first walk here meant I would have to repeat a park, even though the goal is to explore new places. A) It would be different in company. B) At some point, I will run out of parks and have to repeat. C) Both walks at one park certainly made the blog post easier.

Do I arrange my life for the convenience of my blog? Never! Well, hardly ever.

 

Ox Walks & Weekly 5Ks

Virtual Run Events: New Year Challenge – Year of the Ox 2.021 Mile 20.21 Mile 202.1 Mile Race Description

Week 1
Ox1 5.3 km [Veteran’s Park]
Week 2
Ox2 1.25 km [Yellowleaf Park]
Ox3 1.8 km [Blue Ridge Park]
5K [Polar Night]
Week 3
5k [Drum Run]
Week 4
Ox4 6.04 km [Atladena]
Week 5
5k [Birmingham Zoo]
Week 6
Ox5 6.22 km [Limestone Park]
Ox6 1.94 km [Railroad Park]
Week 7
Ox7 5.05 km Cahaba River Walk Park
Week 8
Ox8 4.92 km Cahaba River Walk Park
Remainder of 5K to [LEJOG 2/26]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine