Where Are They Now? Fiction Sketch

Writing About Writing

 
Crossposted [Will Write For Feed]

Another one that started as a question on a blog. In Millennial Life Crisis: Solo Road-Tripping the ‘Highway Thru Hell’, the author ponders initials and names carved on a bridge, “I can’t help but wonder if Abby and Brad ever worked out.”

No. They didn’t.
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The Old Bridge
by Katherine Walcott

My neighbor Vicky and I were on our way into town. I was driving. She was recounting her most recent adventures with online dating. The stories made me thankful to be married. When I turned off Mill Road, she interrupted herself, “Why are you going this way?”

“Family habit,” I said. “We always go this way.”

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Vicky turning to stare at me. “It’s got to be 10 miles out of the way”

“11.4.” I said.

“What?”

“11.4 miles. I’ve measured it.”

“Then why?”

“My grandmother used to drive to this way. She said it was prettier.”

We drove in silence for a few miles.

After a few more miles of trees, Vicky said. You know the old bridge is perfectly safe, don’t you. All the important bits have been replaced. The wooden parts are strictly decorative. I mean, I’m all for highway scenery, but at this speed, that’s 25 minutes. With the return trip, that’s almost an hour of your life. Was your grandmother that into trees?”

“My Mom has a theory. You know how the wooden slats of the old bridge have names and initials on them? On the upstream side someone carved “Abby & Brad.” You can see it from the car if you know where to look. Well, my grandmother’s name was Abby. My grandfather’s name was not Brad.”

I paused for dramatic effect. I glanced at Vicky. She looked suitable impressed.

“My mom thinks my grandmother drove this way so she didn’t have to go over the bridge and pass those names.”

“Did she ever ask?” Vicky wondered.

“Sure. She said every time she asked, Grammy told her not to be silly and then changed the subject.”

“It’s weird to think of your grandparents as young enough to date.”

“I know, right?”

“Do you think she loved Brad all those years? If she were truly over him, she’d be indifferent. She would have no trouble driving right past.

“Maybe it wasn’t heartache,” I said. “Maybe they broke up after a huge public fight at the Homecoming game. From then on the sight of his name filled her with with righteous rage at the memory of finding him under the bleachers with another woman.”

Vicky countered. “Maybe it was a forbidden romance. Brad was visiting from downstate for the summer. They fell in love. He was heir to the Kwik Loc fortune. He would never be allowed to marry an upstater.”

“Kwik Loc?”

“Yeah, those little thingies that keep bread bags closed,” she explained. “Somebody has to be making money from them. Those things are everywhere.”

“Maybe Brad was charming but old-fashioned.” I said. “He proposed but she wanted to marry someone who would treat her more as an equal. Each time she saw their names together she was overcome with melancholy for what might have been, but she knows she made the right decision. People can have conflicting reasons for what they do.”

Vicky began ranting, “Maybe he was a jerk and she was sorry that she ever saw anything in him and now she can’t stand to drive by his name and she hates herself for thinking he was ever worth wasting time on.”

I glanced at her, “Over-identify much?”

“We all make mistakes. Moving on.” Vicky changed the subject. “Do you know what happened to Brad?”

I shrugged. “History does not record.”

“Imagine if she’d married him instead of your grandfather. Then your inheritance would have been substantially more than questionable driving choices.”

“But then I would never know if anyone liked me for myself or for my bread bag fortune.”

“Bread bag CLOSURE fortune.” she corrected. “Bread BAG money takes their vacations in the islands. They’re kind of snobby.”

I paused to negotiate a tricky corner.

“But seriously, I think Brad was a perfectly normal guy.” I said. “They had a teen romance that didn’t work out. He grew up to be a nice person. He married that other woman and they had 2.3 kids and a station wagon. He spent his life taking the bridge up by the highway, driving 10 miles out of his way in the other direction to avoid the wooden mill bridge. I imagine them constantly circling in opposing orbits with the Abby & Brad bridge at the center.

I considered the scenery. “So I drive this way and think about my grandmother.”

Vicky considered the scenery. “It is a pretty road.”
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It’s Gramming Cats & Dogs, Instagram Recap October 2019

Random Images

 
Posts through the beginning of October 2019 from my blog Instagram account, @myvirtualbrushbox. Previous [Synecdoches and Soft Kitties, Instagram Recap August 2019].


 
Posts By Subject I
Cat pix – seven
Dog pix – two

Posts By Subject II
My cats & dog – three
Stepping Stone Farm cats & dogs – five photos of three cats & one dogs (Ricky was the double, plus a appearance in the background of a third *cough*attention hound*cough*)
Inanda Stables – one

Posts By Location
Home – two
SSF – five
Other – two

Most Liked
1st – tie, Lucy on picnic table & tabby butt
2nd – tie, Ricky by tree & cat shelf

Process Notes
After I posted 2 or 3 cat pictures, I decided to try for an entire segment of cat pictures, because clearly the Internet needs more of those. Dash cuted his way into the series with his shopping cart style. I rounded it out with Nicky & her squeaker to bring the count to nine and be done.

It was fun. OTOH, I have a tendency to create projects when the blog itself more than enough project all by itself. I may try again in a few months. Maybe a Through The Ears series.

Individual Instagrams

 
Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Back In Harness

Training Journal

 

 
Milton is back in harness. What with one thing and another – Milton’s show schedule, Coach Courtney’s show schedule – we have not driven him since spring.

After a small kerfuffle at the start, he was a star. A slow star, but a star. Quiet, relaxed, pleasant. I’m not happy about the kerfuffle, but we will keep working at Stepping Stone Farm under the watchful eye of Coach Courtney until we can hitch reliably on our own, as we used to.

All of the long-lining has increased the strength and flexibility of his topline. He was almost tracking up at a casual walk. He still prefers cones over doing laps around the the ring. Like driver, like horse.

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Saddlebred Versatility, Jumpers

Adventures in Saddle Seatbreds

 

This post is straight-up digital stalking. I wasn’t there. I don’t know anything more than what I’ve seen online. If you know more about ASB-over-fences showing, please correct me. If you were there to watch or ride, wanna do a guest post and tell us all about it?

This year, the St. Louis Charity Horse Show had a Saddlebred jumper class, ASB .90m Jumper Stake. Ten horses showed up. As far as I know (??) this is the first time jumpers have competed at a Saddlebred show, at least in the modern era. St. Louis has offered a hunter course for many years. It is the only show (??) to do so. A handful of other shows offer a Hunter Hack-style class with 1 or 2 jumps at the end of the rail work.

HorseShowsOnline
 
The class was .9 meters. For this those of us who predate the conversion to metric jumper classes, that is 2′ 11+”, aka three feet. That takes some real jump training. Not the sort of go out & goof over that Milton and I did this spring. Six of the ten horses have Kris Wallace listed as their trainer. Google says someone of that name with similar habits is at Columbia Equestrian Center.

The show also offered a jumper warm-up, which five horses went in. I don’t understand why everyone didn’t avail themselves of the opportunity to school the course. Either way, it didn’t appear to effect the placings. Competitors who rode in the warm-up class placed 1st, 3rd, 6th, 9th, 10th in the jumper class.

Jump! All! The! Things!

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Where Are We Now? Lesson Recap

Training Journal

 

 

For Lesson # 2 with Brian Tweed [Steady On, first lesson], I deliberately chose not to go back to the place Rodney knew. Instead we went to a new place, Inanda Stables at Shoal Creek. If Rodney is going to be a show horse, he needs to learn to ship in and work at strange places. We can’t spend weeks repeatedly acclimating to every showgrounds. If it was as problem, that would become part of the lesson.

I had a mini meltdown when I saw the ring. Not in the indoor dressage ring, as I thought, see photo. Instead we were in the jump ring. No fence around the ring and riding past jump standards, neither of which are on Rodney’s list of happy-making activities.

I was steadied by the thought that if loaded up and went home right then, if I never got on, we were still farther ahead than I thought we would ever get. We shipped somewhere. We set up a lesson. Both victories.

Of course, it went better than I thought it would. Partly because things generally do. Partly, while the ring did not have a fence, it was within a small paddock that did. That kinda counted. Partly, we are learning to manage Rodney. He walked around in hand. He walked around tacked up and in-hand. He stood. He walked around under saddle. Partly, Coach Brian has a hard-working but low-key approach.

I wasn’t completely ready to trot when the lesson started. Fortunately, we began at a walk. Okay, I’m ready to do that. The exercises were challenging enough to get Rodney thinking but easy enough that he felt capable. “This is hard. I want to be upset, but we are walking slowly on long rein.” Simple, quiet exercises helped the rider feel successful as well.

Take-aways
Small, bendy circles and turns to get his neck and back limber.
Turn on the forehand
Turn on the haunches
Do any of the above, then trot a circle, then go back

We cantered, but not enough to speak of. Rodney was actually a little pissy at the second canter fragment, the way he used to be about the second trot [Evil Twin]. Truthfully, he was a little bit of a pill the entire time. Do you really need to monitor every car that goes up the driveway? Did someone elect you traffic warden when I wasn’t looking? It is nice to know that we can still do good work even when everything is not perfect.

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Providing Milton With Incentive

Training Journal

 

 
I signed Milton up for the Thoroughbred Incentive Program run by the Jockey Club. “Created to encourage the retraining of Thoroughbreds into other disciplines upon completion of careers in racing or breeding.”

Turns out I had already opened an account, back in Sept 2014, back when I thought there was hope. I had suppressed that memory. Currently, Milton and I are still in a cool phase of our relationship, so I’m not feeling much hope at the moment. OTOH, he’s qualified. It’s free. Why not.


 

The number is blanked out of an overabundance of caution. What you are going to do with his T.I.P. number I have no idea. Saw a number. Blanked it. Automatic.

I need to write down his first show. I don’t know if that means first show ever, which would be July 2018 [The Canadian Horse & The Red Queen Take Second], or first show offering T.I.P. awards. Either way, he does not qualify for “Young TB” awards.

The inspiration to visit/revisit the program came from Saddlebred Addict and her OTTB Lacy placing 6th at Poplar Place & winning hi-point T.I.P. At least this time the ribbons were appropriately ornamental [Ribbon Rant]. Saddlebred Addict on the web: Show Horse, Sport Horse; Instagram; Facebook.

BTW, this ribbon-winning horse is looking for a new home, details below. No commission, no other arrangements. I figure including Lacy’s sale ad is a fair trade for supplying me with a blog post.


 
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FOR SALE

“Lacy” is a 2010 thoroughbred mare standing 15.2 hands. She is ridden by a 5’8″ rider.

Lacy currently competes novice in area III, quickly moving up from her first starter test at the beginning of the 2019 season. Brave, scopey and honest with three solid gaits, Lacy is a forward ride and goes well in a snaffle in all three phases. Hacks out alone or in a group, no buck, bolt or rear. Lacy prefers a quiet hand and would be ideal for an experienced amateur or an older junior rider looking for a fun horse to take up through the levels.

Lacy is very low maintenance. She competes barefoot and stands beautifully for the farrier. She goes out well with both mares and geldings and is currently happily on 24/7 turnout. She is also content in a stall and has no stable vices. Loads and hauls excellent. Great ground manners.

Mid- to high four-figures.
Located in the Huntsville, AL area.

Videos:
BN Stadium at River Glen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NVfr-0HjG8&feature=youtu.be
BN XC at River Glen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ScC4MfFzMQ&feature=youtu.be
Ridden at home by a junior; a talented 11-year-old rider who has only been riding for one year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQq9Ka8BlTI&feature=youtu.be

Please email sheilamichellepalmer@gmail.com for additional information.
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Saddlebred Addict on the blog
[Ribbon Rant]
[Dressage Is For Every Horse, Two New Horse Blogs For You To Love].


 
Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott

Horse Art Found On My Kitchen Counter

Graphic Design

 


 
14 Hands Winery
Cynthia Sampson, artist

I’m ambivalent about featuring an alcoholic product on this blog. The cover art is pretty. I have issues with the contents. On one hand, there is an enormous social and personal cost to alcoholic misuse. On the other hand, I enjoy the occasional beer after a horse show and I heart fine bourbon. But that is a quandary to be pondered another day. For now, I wanted my reservations on the record.

I suspect my chef bought this to cook with.

Thank you for reading,
Katherine Walcott