I Am Vast

On our way to lunch during the Perry horse show [Report]. I’ve changed into my Fire Hose pants & Red Wing boots. Hair still up from morning classes. (BTW, I recommend pants & boots for comfort & sturdiness. The bow, not so much.)

boots & bow frame

“Do I contradict myself?
Very well then . . . . I contradict myself;
I am large . . . . I contain multitudes.”
Walt Whitman Song of Myself Leaves of Grass 1855

Title: As I’ve said before [Fashion Forward], it’s a family misquote. Too late for me to change now.

Update: In the excitement of choosing the exactly the right color for the border, I forgot the caption:

Workboots & Bow
Photo by Mom

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Text Art: Nationals

Spotted nachs brown border

Ribbon colors first through fifth. Brown border represents Fabulous Show Horse. (Although Sam is an awesome lesson horse and Academy mount, he gets offended if people refer to him as such.)

Post originally planned for Sunday of the National Academy Championship Horse Show. Didn’t get to it. Had to rely on emergency llamas. This should complete the 2014 Nationals posts:

And Now For Something Completely Different
Show Photos
Promo: Hastings House
Lessons From Nationals: The Value of a Coach
Lessons From Nationals: Going For the Win
Lessons from Nationals: Dreaming of Blue
A Horse Show In 80 Tweets
Show Report: Important Questions from NACHS 2014, Part 2
Show Report: Important Questions from NACHS 2014, Part 1
(3 recovery posts)
Text Art: Llama Font
Show Today: NACHS 2014
Happy Halloween
To Go or Not To Go

List of 2013 posts
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Repost, BTE 5 of 9: Buying the Horse is Only the Beginning

In time for the holiday shopping season, a holiday shopping repost. This was back when I still thought I might use all of this stuff.

Continuing to repost the entries from my previous monthly blogs Back To Eventing and Back To Riding. This was originally posted on the USEA website 2010-12-17, archived here.The photo over there is an editorial addition. My tack space is much more of the tin shack variety.

Back To Eventing, Part 5: Buying the Horse is Only the Beginning.
[The author organizes self and horse for a return to eventing.]
by Katherine Walcott

“She who dies with the most toys, wins.” Anonymous

Since this is the Season of Stuff, let’s talk about new equipment for a new horse:

ACQUIRED
Feed tub – I have a perfectly good feed tub that I can’t use. I’ve reused Previous Horse’s brushes, bridles, and blankets but this I could not do. Meals were the center of Caesar’s universe. The morning he didn’t show for breakfast, I immediately knew something was drastically wrong. My left brain says the old tub is a lump of plastic. My right brain says Roscoe gets his own.

Future me: Rodney acquired his new name in January of 2011. [Back to Square One]

Lungeing surcingle – My tack needs an inventory system. The leather straps on my old surcingle were dried, twisted, and had the strength of toilet paper. No choice but to toss it and buy a new one. After which I discovered I had already replaced it several years ago.

Pelham Bit – Increased tack covers insufficient training. I agree wholeheartedly. I also want to be able to stop.

Horse boots, hind – When shopping for hind boots, I was told that new studies show overheated legs can lead to tendon damage. I used to be up on such things. While I have been puttering about in my own personal backwater, the world has zipped on without me.

Bell boots – OTOH, an inventory system only works if you consult it. My Future Eventing Star performs the occasional exciting misstep if his attention is elsewhere. I guess when you are 17+ hands, the feet are too far away when the head is in the clouds. Bells remind him where his feet are. I bought two simple Velcro ones as proof of concept. I knew perfectly well that I already had four pairs. However, they were mentally filed under shipping rather than under riding.

BTW – An event horse who can’t keep track of his feet? You better believe that’s on the top of the To-Fret list.

SOON
Show halter – Every horse gets one chance at an expensive leather show halter with monogrammed name plate. Previous Horse went through his at light speed. At one show, he got away three times. Pony Club training meant I had extras on hand; but that day stressed even my resources. He traveled in cheap nylon halters with replaceable leather breakaways ever after. Let’s hope Roscoe takes better care of his gear.

Horse boots, front – I miss my old Hampas. When I started eventing, those slide-buckle plastic boots were the hot thing. I remember feeling big time when I got my first pair. The leather or neoprene or hardshell boots may be better but they will never be as special.

Saddle – When I had the billets replaced on my current saddle, the tack man warned me that there might not be anything left when he opened it up. The operation was a success but ultimately only a delay of the inevitable. This saddle has seen me through high school, college, working studenthood, marriage, four horses and five states. Call me a leather snob, but will a high-tech plastic saddle last me till 2040?

Bridle – Roscoe has been measured for a custom bridle. Rather than expensive, I think of it as green. If you invest in the good stuff, it lasts.

Gloves – When I left eventing for jumpers, I pulled off my gloves with a sigh of relief. Having been this long without, I have no intention of going back to wearing gloves, either for training or for showing. We shall see how long I can resist protocol.

Future me again: I’m on my third pair of gloves for saddle seat. Maybe I dislike them because I lose them so easily.

TO COME
Vest, armband, number holder… – My list doesn’t even include the Eventing gear that has been added since 1991, the last time I left a start box.
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Rodney’s Saga repost locations
BTE 1 of 9: How I Won the Training Level AEC
BTE 2 of 9: The Cast Assembles
BTE 3 of 9: The AEC, a Realization in Five Phases
BTE 4 of 9: New Horse Blues

List of all nine USEA links

Show Report & Tweets: Georgia Fall Classic 2014

Perry fall 2014 banner

Georgia Fall Classic Horse Show [Facebook]
Georgia National Fairgrounds and Agricenter
Perry, GA
November 22 & 23 (Two days of Academy!)
Academy WTC Adult with Sultan’s Miracle Man (Sam)
1 of 4 in four classes. A sweep. That never gets old.
Thank you to the Donovan family.

Ending the year the way we began: me, Sam, and big ribbons [Show Report: Pro Am]. Plus, I didn’t have to stomp any children to win [Quietude: Plus, plus].

I rode hard. I did well. I had one major fail. In four tries, I was unable to achieve a successful victory pass. The first two times, we cantered. This has happened previously [Show Report: Decatur]. As I enjoy a good gallop around the ring, I may not downshift as quickly as I should. After the third class, we trotted, but in a flat, uninteresting fashion. Fourth class. We are gonna do this thing. I planned a nice wide turn. Sam had good energy. We hit the straightaway with a smokin’ show trot. Only to have Sam spook and bolt at a dog running in the stands. The dog belong to someone from Stepping Stone. It was his own damn dog. A fact that I reminded him of. Loudly. In the middle of the ring.

Oh well, if I am going to blow one element, better the victory pass than a section being judged.

Not all the riders in my class had a good day. After the class, I heard reports of numerous difficulties. However, my spotters did such a good job of keeping me by myself that I saw very little. Gonna miss the tradition of ringside coaching if & when I compete elsewhere.

Sam – as wonderful as he is – doesn’t do it for free. If the rider goes to sleep at the wheel, Sam is happy to oblige. For example, if I let him get strung out at the canter, he is likely to break into a trot in the corner. I have to keep a steady hand and give sharp, jabby picks with the reins. This feels wrong at a cellular level. On the other hand, I have never truly grasped the idea of contact in any discipline. It could be this is the take-and-give that dressage instructors have been yapping on about. It could be I have had the wrong end of the stick for all these years. It could be that what I consider contact has in truth been hanging on the mouth with a heavy-handed, inconsiderate pull. Sam certainly prefers when I do it his way.

Photos by Doug Shiflet
homePageLogoSaturday Morning > 024 – Aca Equitation WTC Adult & 025 – Aca Showmanship-Pleasure WTC Adult
Sunday Morning > 073 – Aca Equitation WTC Adult Championship & 074 – Aca Showmanship-Pleasure WTC Adult Championship.
The helmet is impossible to miss.
also
Saturday Afternoon > 068 – Parent Lead Line. I led Elvis. 068-035-GF14 is me inciting the crowd to greater applause.

Waiting Photo by Mom
Waiting
Photo by Mom
Coach calls Sam the UPS horse: he’s brown & he delivers.

… hear …

Got one from Wheels Down as expected, but can’t find it. Instead, another retweet that has even less to do with airplanes than mine:

At least my tweet involved traveling. I wonder if Wheels Down is automated.

My power helmet! Photo by Mom
My power helmet!
Photo by Mom
I’m getting quite fond of this hat. Think I could get away with it in dressage?

Also a tidy canter equals a tidy downwards transition. Also duh.

If you ever show at the GA Fairgrounds, I recommend the NPH’s
Signature Cream of Celery Soup.

… are …

cp

Yeah, there are a lot of ribbon pictures. But we got a lot of ribbons. Plus, the show was nice enough to purchase championship ribbons for Academy. They didn’t last year.

“A sandwich figure eight is two figure eights done one on top of the other. Normally it’s done by trotting the first circle to the left, canter the second circle to the right, canter the third circle to the left, trot the fourth circle to the right. Stop. You want all four circles to be of the same size, so it looks like you are tracing an identical pattern.” Machogirl on Cutback Chat. Both riders got the pattern but did two (or more) trot circles, then two (or more) canter circles. Group fail.

One final ribbon photo:

Athlete at rest
Athlete at rest
Yes, I took them into the hotel room. Yes, I hung them up to admire. Yes, I am 12 years old. I believe I have mentioned this.

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Spotted Working Out

Spotted gym

Last scale encounter was 148.8 lbs. Goal weight of 150 pounds achieved. Unfortunately that means the squishy midsection is flab not fat. Winter Quest: the search for those elusive core muscles.

BTW, the outdoor pool at my local YMCA is bubbled over in the winter. There is a gap between the door to the bubble and the door to the building. I have the opportunity for a brief Swedish sauna experience every time I’m done swimming. Brr!
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