Inspiration
Roberta Warshaw: Book of Letters. Artist’s home page.
A Letter a Week 2014: Adding Color. Flat views of pages.
A Letter a Week 2014: Patterns in Letters. In black and white, easier to see the individual letters making up each pattern.
Show Today: Winter Tournament, Rocking S
Show today. The first show of the 2014-2015 Winter Tournament. Didn’t go last year [Back].
Two years ago, this was my first saddle seat show [Sorta]. Still trying to dial down the overriding and to do what the nice lady at the rail tells me to do. On the plus side, still getting blues with Sam [Report].
Also driving today. Because giving me mini-meltdowns amuses my coach, I guess.
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Gratuitous snow photo
NOT where I live. Taken by a reader in the North Country.
From the same photographer:
Fancy Ribbon
Road-side balloon photo in Mail-Order Horse
Art Foto Friday: Silhouette
Is it me, or does this rain puddle recall the cave paintings at Lescaux?
New Equipment: Gloves
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you the Haynet 2014 winners:
1st: The Dressage Tipster
2nd: My Shetland
3rd: A Filly’s Best Friend
4th: Tales From Provence
Announcement
Sob. At least I got a blog post [Vote] or two [Donkeys] out of it. Onwards! BTW do stations still interrupt their programs, or have I dated myself?
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Long show gloves from Hartmeyer Saddlery.
These are the same folks who talked me into my colorful show outfit [Show Photos]. I may be developing a favorite saddle seat store. Who would have thought?
I bought black gloves for show, navy blue for schooling. Two pairs of black would have been more sensible. I would still have a functional pair if I lost a show glove. OTOH, if it’s not fun, why do it?
Photo by Courtney Huguley
Extravagant, yes. One might even say excessively extravagant. They were kind of a freebie. I used the prize money from Nationals. Checks in the mail. Hard to get tired of that.
I still don’t like wearing gloves, “When I left eventing for jumpers, I pulled off my gloves with a sigh of relief.” [Repost]. Now I have even more reason not to wear them with my own horses. (If. When.) The gloves, or lack thereof, can remind me which saddle I am riding in. Best not to come over all saddle seat in the middle of a jumping round.
Headset
There is a downside to all of this saddle seat riding. I have gotten so adapted to having the horse’s head UP in front of me that the stretchy circle is going to come as a shock.
DRESSAGE DIVISION, page 14
Stretching the Frame … lengthen the reins as the horse stretches gradually forward and downward.
Emphasis mine. The idea is to demonstrate relaxation of the back and acceptance of the bit, AFAIK. For an alternative interpretation and a line drawing of the maneuver, see The Dressage Curmudgeon: The Stretchy Circle. Like the nipples on batman’s suit.
Therefore, one must adjust to the horse’s head disappearing. I discovered this because …
… drumroll …
… I have been sitting on Rodney. The operative word here is sitting. We don’t move, that is the point. We shift into park and watch Milton work. When Rodney buys into the relaxation, he will give a major yawn and stretch his head. Gulp.
We have moved a bit. One day, we did a set of weave poles. This was a conflict for the poor horse. He loves his poles. (Really, really, loves them. To a pornographic degree. Although he has stopped flirting with me. [Speciesism]) He is less enamored of riding. He is not at sure what to think of riding 😦 through poles 🙂 . As with with all things Rodney, the work is 99% mental.
Milton has been lunging. Yeah Milton. He also long-lined. It did not go well. Green horse, green driver. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Truck and trailer have both moved. Next step is power-washing, lights, & a test drive.
Service to reader section
50 Ways To Get Eliminated: Or what not to do at a dressage show
Have You Met the $700 Pony? A Guest Plug
The Chronicles of the $700 Pony
by Ellen Broadhurst
Half Halt Press 2006
To help with your holiday shopping, here are copies of an out-of-print book available directly from the author. If she won’t brag on herself, I will. The book is hysterical. Don’t believe me? Check out an excerpt for yourself, The $700 Pony Goes To the Vet. Cracks me up every time I read it.
I believe in the book so much that I am having a giveaway. Comment below. When the dust has settled, I will use a random number generator to pick a winner. One straight-up “Hello World” comment allowed per person. To make it interesting, additional comments and thus additional chances will be permitted IF the additional comment contains an amusing anecdote, heartwarming story, or compelling reason why you deserve the book the mostest. To recap, everyone can enter once with a simple comment. More entries require more work.
Welcome Ellen:
It’s that most wonderful time of the year! The time of the year when our attention turns to keeping our toes and fingers frostbite free, ridding our undergarments of clipped horse hair, and finding just the perfect blend fats, carbs and proteins to keep our equine friends fat and happy, but not too sassy. All that, and shopping for the holidays. I don’t know about you, but I am spending way too much time looking for the perfect gift for my circle of horse crazy friends.
Horse mugs, we have a few, horse shirts, we have outgrew, and those fun horse shaped treats, well, it’s time for something new! I have been invited here today, in fact, by my friend Katherine, in order to suggest something entirely different for this year’s holiday stocking: a book. But not just any old horse book; not an über serious George Morris tome that might actually help you with your riding, nor a practical encyclopedia that would help you identify that funky bit you just found underneath the stinky dog blanket in the back of your truck, not even the slightly befuddling Cleveland Bay and Yorkshire Coach Horses designed to I don’t even know what. No indeed, I am here to suggest something light hearted and fun for those long, cold winter nights: The Chronicles of the $700 Pony.
The basic premise involves a woman, a newspaper ad for a cheap pony, a check book and a trailer. Surely that sounds like a combination that has the potential to be entertaining? Chronicles of the $700 Pony is meant to be hilariously funny, but as the author, it’s more than a bit awkward for me to blow my own funny bone. Reader reviews on Amazon, though suggest that others have found it amusing:
Reader Dr. Laura DVM, says: “So, what can you say when a book already has a 100% 5 star rating??? You will wet your pants. We have all had a $700 pony of some ilk or another and this is the story we would have written if we were as witty as Ellen Broadhurst. For those who might not have had a $700 pony, you have missed out on a major equestrian rite of passage. This book would then be required reading – it’s the closest to the real thing you are going to find.”
Reader Bob says, “The Chronicles of the $700 Pony is Dave Barry/Erma Bombeck meets the horse world. It is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. Absolutely laugh-out-loud hysterical. The cover should be stamped with the warning: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING THIS BOOK. I had to learn this the hard way.”
So, if you have been wondering what to get your best riding buddy for Christmas, I’d be happy to send you an autographed copy of a very funny book.
Link to book for sale by me: Amazon.com At a Glance: ebroadhurst
Practical bits:
On the Amazon link above, Ellen’s copies are listed under New > “Sold by the author; autographed copies” for $13 plus shipping.
If you would like a special order with an inscription, contact Ellen at ebroadhurst@reynardridge.com.
Enjoy!
RS
(Update: I will ship internationally, if needed. Sending books to people is fun.)
Ellen on Rodney’s Saga
Nepali Pack Ponies, A Guest Post
Living Digitally: Fundraising Viennese Style, a Guest Post
X-ray
Guest Post: Malealea Lodge & Malealea Development Trust
Guest Blogger: Keeping Secrets
Update: A review from one of the winners, Tales From Provence: A Whole Pile of Literary Stuff.
Update 2/27/15 – I forgot the disclosure: No advertising arrangement. Book(s) bought at a discount from the author.
I Doubt The Donkeys Care
Last day. For reals. I mean it this time.
Click here to vote for me as blogger of the year. Thank you!
Huge thanks to Haynet for running the contest. I bet it was more work than we realize. Such things always sound easy in theory. Then become a hairball in reality.
For the rest of you, in return for listening to my incessant vote groveling, a gratuitous donkey photo:
Donkeys on Rodney’s Saga
Roadside Attraction. These are from the same farm as above. Probably at least one of the same beasts. I can’t tell. Not up on my donkey identification. The donkey farm is near the Saddlebred barn. Not alway to good effect, “The day she saw two donkeys was almost life changing for her.” Guest Post: California Girl becomes a Southern Belle
Nepali Pack Ponies, A Guest Post. International, working donkeys.
Update: also here, at end of post Show Report: Rocking S
Virtual Brush Box 