On the 5th Day of Christmas: Five Fluffy Foofs

5 ribbons

Five championship ribbons from 2014:
One because I was the only rider in the division. [Banquet]
Two in an actual championship class where I had to beat someone, but only one. [Pro Am]
Three and Four for regular classes in place of blue ribbons. [Georgia Classic]
Five was an year-end, endurance ribbon for slogging to more shows than the folks who beat me all year. SESHA Academy Horsemanship [FB post]

Not what you would call highly contested prizes. Still, I’m thrilled with each and every one of them. Am I that shallow? Yes and no.

No, I am not that shallow. I understand that a ribbon is a symbol. In one show, I placed first among the adults in a mixed class of kids and adults and then moved up a spot in the next class [UPHA]. Was I happy? Pffft. I rode badly. The horse went badly. A pleasant time was not had by all. The those ribbon were ashes to me. I was grumpy for days, weeks even [Caveat Lector]. Conversely, I was not upset by the purple and green parade at Nationals [A Horse Show in 80 Tweets]. I really wasn’t. I did what I came to do. I did so on the horse of my choice. Judges didn’t like our flavor of ice cream? Oh well. So, I do recognize that the horse and the ride come first. Placings are nice, but ultimately out of my control.

Yes, I am that shallow. Because, ribbons!!!

2013 On the Fifth Day of Christmas: 5 Dressage Rings

On the 4th Day Of Christmas: Four Rolling Wheels

Show Cart
Show Cart
Jog Cart
Jog Cart

Driving. Showing in driving classes. Wasn’t expecting THAT this year. I don’t see driving replacing riding. I get too much information through my butt. I do hope to stay with it as a sidelight.

How I ended up in a cart: Annotated Camp Tweets

2013 On the Fourth Day Of Christmas: 4 Custom Shoes

On the 3rd Day of Christmas: Three Hard Hats

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Three helmets. All purchased this year. That’s a lot of hat for someone who rides in a lesson once a week and shows once a month in school horse classes.

When I replaced my old hat, I bought a nicer one for showing and lessons [New Equipment]. Then, a schooling helmet for camp [Tweets]. Then, a more colorful hat for showing [Show Report].

My inner curmudgeon wants to kick up a fuss about this emphasis on the exterior. Doesn’t what I DO matter more than how I LOOK? However, that voice is drowned out by the squeals of my inner Pretty Princess getting her bling on.

DP princess full screen sized

Update: Illustration added once I got permission from the artist. By Jennie Breeden, The Devil’s Panties: It’s not Satanic Porn, thedevilspanties.com

2013 On the Third Day of Christmas: 3 Feed Sacks

On the 2nd Day of Christmas: Two Couch Spuds

Rodney Milton graze 8 30 14

Lately, I have been spending free time with the horses. Not asking them to do anything. Not brushing them. Just reading while they graze in the field or loaf in the barn.

The zen, yin, right brain, Dionysian side of me feels that I am learning about Rodney & Milton outside of their utility to me. That sitting peacefully without purpose tunes me to the energy of all things. That it is fun.

The productive, yang, left brain, Apollonian side of me is damn sure I am wasting time.

2013 On the Second Day Of Christmas: 2 Talking Steeds