Pre-show Thoughts, FCHP Schooling Show, April 2021

Riding Journal

Awareness of the outside world. Earth Day.
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First horse show since 2019. [Dressage, Jump]

I had thoughts.

Negative
I had my second vaccine the Tuesday before the show. This is relevant because I chose not to take any aspirin/ibuprofen/whatnot in the subsequent days. I was told it was okay, but why risk compromising the vaccine response? Unfortunately, I have collected sufficient aches & pains that no meds for four days left me cranky and irritable. Easy prey for negativity.

Negative 1. This shouldn’t be this hard. A small class at a small show should not require months of preparation.

Negative 2. There is no up side. If it goes badly, that’s bad. If it goes well, it’s still only a tiny class at a tiny show that took me 11 years to accomplish.

Come the day, my happy emotions overrode my grumpy rational objections. As they do.

Miscellaneous
As I loaded the trailer, I kept thinking, ‘I am FINALLY getting back to a horse show.’

The implication was first show since Previous Horse a decade ago. In the meanwhile, I have done half-a-dozen shows with Milton and dozens of ASB shows. Those are different. I’m not sure why.

I shall have to unpack this thought at some point.

Practice
All the travel to practice paid off handsomely. Rodney was relaxed in the ring. I got over the lack of halt. I figured out a warm up that would work, i.e handwalking to start, lots of walking, some standing, a tad of trotting.

Speaking of standing, I tried something new for the entrance. Instead of trotting around the ring, I trotted the long side – mostly because I felt I had to trot somewhere – walked to A, then stopped and waited for the bell. This wasn’t a halt. This was standing at ease until the judge was ready for us. Rodney’s brain is so busy that standing gives him time to slow down and process. Odd, but it worked for us.

Prep Links
[Ears In The Arena, Let The Acclimatization Begin]
[A to X to Where?!? Weirding Out Over New Dressage Maneuvers]
[Playing Marco Polo In A Dressage Ring]
[Protocol Will Be Respected]
[Finish Your Pass, um, Corner]
[Checking In On Three Phases]

Jump Class Considerations
Much in-house discussion preceded our entering the crossrail class.

Con

Really? Crossrails? CROSSRAILS?!?!

Pfft. Call me when we are jumping something interesting.

Long wait between classes.

We have not schooled two sessions in one day.

One crisis at a time. Our first WTC dressage test was enough to worry about.

Rushing Rodney never works. He gets overwhelmed by life.

Pro

Gotta start somewhere.

Waiting until the time is right risks becoming never the right time.

He was fine with double sessions at the barrel race. [Not From Around These Parts]

He’s 22. The calendar is not on our side.

Decision

See how it goes and enter on the day.

He coped so well in dressage that I considered going home right after. Since we where there, we gave him a chance to stand around and snack.

Why not, we’re here.

Result

As it turned out, crossrails was an excellent choice. Since the height was negligible, we could work the mental angle. We could walk over them if needed, and did on one occasion. It was a hair bigger and longer than we had been practicing, but our prep paid off. He kept the sproings under control.

Overall
In retrospect, I would not change anything about our lead-up to the show, or the plan we had for the day itself.

Well, I’d change a lot of things, if I had my druthers, starting with the fence height.

That is not a peace-inducing train of thought.

Give the horse we have and his history and our history, I would not change anything in our lead-up to this show.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Conversations With My Horse, Jump Class, FCHP Schooling Show, April 2021

Riding Journal

Awareness of the outside world. Dentist update. Onlay, as suspected. I’m usually a cheap drunk, but needed three shots to get the tooth numb. Does anyone else get their ass kicked by the epinephrine?
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Day Two. It took 11 years, but I finally got my fancy, mid-life crisis horse into a jumping class. [Show Report, Day One]

Doctor Whooves, Class 23: Cross Rails

Warm Up

Rodney: Big walk! Gotta Move! Gotta be on my game!

Me: You can slow down. No need to be big.

Rodney: Oh. Okay.

Me: These are actual crossrails. They are bigger than the piles of poles you have been doing. You got this.

Rodney: (hop)

Me: Eyes up. Heels down. Stay trotting. Stay trotting.

Rodney: (hop)

Rodney: That’s a mare. Over there. That horse. That’s a mare.

Me (hauling on horse head): We are going to walk to the other side of the ring now.

Rodney: Oooh, look.

Me: That’s a gelding.

Rodney: So?

Me: Well, At least I know you’re not worried about the jumps anymore.

Class

Me: Here we go. Eyes up. Heels down. Stay trotting.

Rodney: !

Me: (Rodney gets an eyeful of white poles. ) We’re trotting and we’re trotting and we’re trotting.

Rodney: !

Me: Look at the jumps, not your fan club on the rail.

Rodney: .

Me: Okay, we calmed down to a walk. That’s fine. You can step over this.

Rodney: .

Me: (Course is colorful. This fence is brighter than the rest. Puts leg on.)

Rodney: !!

Me: Didn’t like Auburn colors? Maybe you’re an Alabama horse. (Heads toward green and white fence) Don’t mess up the Dartmouth fence.

Rodney: !

Me: (Reminds self to praise horse) You are doing great. You are handling all of this really, really well.

Rodney: !

Me: Now where did they put fence 8? Over there. Eyes up. Heels down. Trotting.

Rodney: !

Me: Whoops, 9 came up quickly.

Rodney: !

Me: (To self, maybe we should try cantering over the last jump? No. No. Remember what happened the last time we cantered a crossrail. Plan is working. Stick to the plan.) Trotting. Trotting. Trotting. [Recent Jumps]

Rodney: !

Me: Yay! Brave horse. Lots of stuff in there to look at. You were a star. Applause for Rodney!

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Back In The Ring, Dressage and Jumping, Show Report, FCHP Schooling Show, April 2021

Riding Journal

Awareness of the outside world. Dentist today. Been expecting this. Managed to hold off a good long while. Tooth finally cracked two weeks ago. In other news, within the last week, I’ve had vaccination, show, and dentist. That’s a lot of people-ing for someone who doesn’t get out much. [Same, Same, Not Happening]
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FCHP Schooling Show
Full Circle Horse Park
Pell City, Alabama
Saturday, April 17, 2021

Doctor Whooves

Class 14: USEA TOC. Beginner Novice Test B. 1st of 1. Score 29%. Hi-score, 8 for halt, movement 16.

Class 23: Cross Rails. no placings, completion ribbon. For the record, time was 2:27. Other times 1:47, 1:48, & 2:07.

10q to FCHP.

DRESSAGE

What I thought would happen
Would break into a trot on the left canter. Left circle is a work in progress. Would picking up a canter instead of a trot for transition at M. Yes, he will canter when I want him to trot and trot when I want him to canter. Meh. The resulting gaits are calm and smooth. It’s more about him doing what he finds easier at the moment.

What happened
Nailed both. Go us. Came around the turn for the walk across the diagonal. Got excited to show off Rodney’s walk. Punched it. Got trot steps. My bad.

What I thought he would look at
The judge’s booth. Because they all do. I even made a point of feeding him a treat from the ledge of the booth in the morning before the show.

What he looked at
Cars belonging to the judge and scribe, parked outside of the ring. I think we inverted the C-to-M corner every time, see comment on movement 6. He wasn’t spooking. More like, ‘Oh look, cars.’ Traffic fascinates him. [Where Are We Now?]

What I did
Finished my corners and arcs. One of my circles was too big, instead of a shrunken diamond, movement 7. [Finish]

What I didn’t do
Keep my mouth shut. I know I asked him if he was ready to canter, both directions. Ground crew says there were at least three instances. Judge was kind enough to leave room for doubt. There is no doubt. I talk to my horse.

I blame saddleseat.

I blame driving.

After schooling in these disciplines, we now actively use voice commands to communicate with both horses. They also appear find it soothing to have their rider maintain a steady stream of chat. If I don’t say anything, Rodney assumes the worst.

Called it. Check out the judge’s comments in the collective marks. [Why Wup?]

To read the fine print, Beginner Novice Test B, download.

Covid Compliance
Our understanding of the rules was ‘Masks on unless mounted.’ We interpreted that to mean not on a horse and not hanging out at the trailer. We treated our work space as an extension of our bubble. As soon as we ventured forth, we donned masks. We were not alone in mask wearing, but it was not universal.

I see three reasons for a lack of mask. 1) Outside. 1a) Outside with natural social distance. Mostly one is nodding and chatting with folks en passant. 2) Vaccinated. When I was standing around – at a social distance – with friends, it turned out all four of us had gotten our vaccinations. 3) Red state.

JUMPING

So what about the jumping?
Tomorrow. Yes, I’m spreading out the posts. First horse show in 18 months. I’ll probably go on about it for the rest of the week. If not longer.

Update. Show name added. After posting, realized I forgot to note Rodney’s show name or even which horse was showing. Not so much an oversight on my part as too obvious to mention. [Doctor Whooves]

Update II, Show Links
[Conversations With My Horse, Jump Class, FCHP Schooling Show, April 2021]
[Pre-show Thoughts, FCHP Schooling Show, April 2021]
[My Horses Are Weird, Separation Anxiety Version]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Team Liberty Work

Non-Riding Journal

Awareness of the outside world. Atlanta. Boulder. Indianapolis. We use to have time to be horrified after each horror. Now I can’t even keep track. CNN: The US has reported at least 45 mass shootings in the last month, by Holcombe, April 16. 2021.
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Rain confined all of us to the round pen …

… they worked together …

… Rodney worked while Milton watched …

… Milton worked while Rodney watched.

We interrupt this work to bring you a frolic.

Something new and different. I don’t know that any lessons were learned this day, but variety has value in its own right.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

V for Vaccine

Images

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Inspired by the image of a teddy bear made from masks in the Covid Art Museum, here. Artist, Sebastien Limet, @seblorigmi.

Annoyingly, Instagram seems to have closed off the ability to look without logging in. Apologies to those without an Instagram account.

Dose #2 done.

Down The Rabbit Hole
Logos are big biz. Pfizer: Our Visual Identity. History of the Pfizer logo & theory behind the new one.

Links
Dose #1. Similar response. Stiffness. Tiredness. Relief. [My Vaccination

Pandemic Posts [archive]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine

Email from the Moon, Since You Asked, Fiction

Words

Props to Jan Priddy of blog & shawl fame. Response to a comment from last week grew into this this narrative device. While it is still exposition, at least it’s fictional exposition. Imperfect Patience, [Wearable Art], [Lasso The Moon]

Caveat: Moon Rats fiction is an deductive thought experiment, extrapolating from the idea that Terran behavior patterns would be maladaptive for that environment. I explore details that seem reasonable, or amusing. At some point, I will need to do a whole passel of reading and research to bolster the science. Recommendations welcome. [Archive]
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Laura:

I’ve been up here for two weeks now. We are doing fascinating science. I am learning to move in one-sixth gravity. I AM LIVING ON THE FREAKING MOON!

Does anyone ask me about any of that? No. Everyone from Earth has the same questions. Have I met any Moon Rats? Do they really wear all black, all the time? How weird are they?

To which my response is, Yes, Yes, and You have no idea.

Initially, of course, you don’t register much of anything. Everything is overwhelming. Launch. Transit. Landing. Checking-in. Misjudging the heft of everything because your eyes are calibrated to operate where mass equals weight. I mean, they tell you this. You train for this. You think you are ready. Then you drop your dinner and watch it float gently to the ground.

The first place most of us meet a Moon Rat is on the potty. You don’t realize how much of a role gravity plays in pooping until you poop in 1/6G. An attendant helps you through the process, weighs the result, and enters the data into your record. I know why they do it, but ick, what a job.

Once you are done with the material, the attendant carefully stores it for compost. I’m always reminded of Douglas Adams and the planet Bethselamin, “Every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.”

They really do wear black all the time. Thick sweaters. Long pants. Sunglasses. Hats. Some people have started to dress that way as a fashion statement. You can always tell the Moon Rats from the posers.

I’m told Moon Rat tunnels are really hot. And dim. And quiet. It all has to do with life support, which they are obsessed with. I mean, I’m as fond of breathing as the next person. Up here, we are all invested in water quality and ventilation and the 101 things that can suddenly go wrong when you live next to vacuum. But they take it to the next level.

They speak quietly, or not at all, so they can hear nearby machines and listen for alarms. They get impatient with people who speaking loudly or excessively.

Their music is so soft and atonal that it makes Brain Eno sound like a heavy metal rocker. See, I do listen when you yammer on about musical ancient history. Again, they do this to keep the noise down.

If they ask you what you’ve had to eat lately, you better have a long, detailed answer. They will say it’s to monitor your digestive process. I think it’s more that they want to know what’s going into their compost.

The smallest thing can set them off. I heard about a lab mission that almost ended because someone found a tiny screw on the floor.

I haven’t even gotten to their attitude toward things made out of wood. Easy up, Dude. It’s only wainscoting.

Lunar Base. Two populations with two vastly different sets of values.

Yours from above,
Liz

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Pondering The Perfect Park, Walk Report, Chelsea Rec

Fit To Ride

Walking

Awareness of the outside world. National Math Festival. No idea. Sounds interesting. Online. Hope to check it out this weekend.
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Weekly Walk
Chelsea Recreational Park
April 1, 2021
Distance – 3.14
Time – 46:37 min
Mileage [LEJOG, this date]

What makes the ideal walk?
Having sampled a fair selection of parks and walking trails in the area, I’m deciding what I like in a walk.

Ideal. A stroll down Broadway. Things to look at. People to watch. Stores to peer into. The chance of discovering a fantastic a cup of hot chocolate.

Location I – How far do I have to drive?
Lake Cosby was lovely. Yet, I hesitate to drive an hour there and hour back just to walk in circles when I can walk in circles around the pasture at zero cost and zero carbon. [LEJOG, Nov 11, 2020]

Ideal. Not too far from home, or related to errands of the day.

Location II – What is there to look at?

Sports Fields. Inevitable, see top. A walking track is so easy to add around the outside. So boring. If I’m just circling sporting greenery, I might as well be on a track. [Not Quite Pi]

Woods. Good in small doses. Too many trees start looking alike to me. [Disc Stroll]

Office Buildings. Concrete version of trees. Interesting in small doses. Repetitive in large doses. [Another Lakeside Stroll]

Water Features. Creeks. Rivers. Lakes. Water is almost always present, creek on left above. I suspect drainage issues. Otherwise, the land would be houses. [Cahaba River Walk]

Tracks. Speaking of tracks, that’s one thing I haven’t tried. This has been a pandemic project, so indoor tracks were out. Outdoor tracks are usually related to schools, with consequent visitor restrictions that I have not even ventured to explore. So, no tracks.

Ideal. Variety. Little of this. Little of that. [Montevallo Greenway]

Footing – What am I walking on?

Paved. Hard on the knees. [LEJOG, Feb 19, 2021]

New gravel. Ankle twisters. [Lee Springs]

Dirt. No objection to dirt footing per se. Tends to come with exposed roots, rutted trails, and hiking.

Water. Getting shoes wet in a puddle I can live with. [Pi]. Wading through water is out. [Skirting The Swamp]

Ideal, physically. Packed gravel.

Ideal, mentally. Domesticated space. The purpose is to move my feet without too much supervision from my brain.

What goes down must go up.

Terrain, What is the shape of the land?

Flat. Easier

Hills. Effort. Dirt hills tend to be washed out, which makes for more difficult footing. Paved hills are just hard work

Ideal. Mildly rolling hills, feeling virtuous without excessive work.

Amenities – What is available?

Bench. Have been know to sit on a bench to take notes. Not a deal breaker if none.

Signs. Similar, will read. Does tend to indicate a more tended space.

Stores. Hasn’t been an option.

Restrooms. Mostly closed these days.

Ideal. No strong feelings one way or the other re the standard park amenities.

Outro

What do you look for in an exercise facility?

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine