The Driverless Cart

The Horse Life

Awareness of the outside world. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. Bible Gateway: Palm 23:1, King James Version.

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Miriam DeShazo Reagan

1943 – 2022

Coach Courtney’s mother passed away recently. The Celebration of Life was held at Stepping Stone Farm.

It’s funny what gets to you.

The Set-Up

The barn dressed up with potted mums, rows of white chairs, and lacy tablecloths on the picnic tables. Pretty.

Family photos through the years. Sweet.

Miriam liked driving, so they staged an empty cart, complete with gloves and hat. DOD: The Riderless Horse. Sniffle.

The Service

Reading of the 23rd Psalm. Nice.

Testimony from family and friends. Touching.

The kids got on their horses for a celebration ride. Reagan, Miriam’s granddaughter, drove the cart. I’m done. Pull out the tissue.

Onwards.
Katherine

Rodney Update

Horsekeeping

Awareness of the outside world. Planning on getting my second booster this week. Was waiting until autumn, then waiting on bivalent. Doc at physical felt this was a reasonable strategy.

Update. For the record. Done. Wednesday 28 October September. CVS.

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Between lesson horses and Milton’s driving, I haven’t posted much about Rodney. Last mention was the sprung shoe two weeks ago. [My ASB Week In Photos, Sept 14]

What has our hero been up to?

He’s fine. Living the life. Packing in the calories to get ready for winter.

I’ll ride for a few days. Then take a few days off. Standard reasons: weather, logistics, shoeing, Rodney being a complete and utter drama llama.

Currently he has reinjured the heel from last month. Nothing obviously wrong. Things take longer to heal that one wants and are prone reinjury during that time. [Final Foot Follow-up, We Can Only Hope, At Least This Time Around, by the way, HA!]

I use the term reinjured loosely. As per usual, he is juuust unsound enough at the trot to be on the bench. No visible distress at the walk or stand.

It’s a gift.

Onwards!
Katherine

Signs That You Have Gotten Used To Having A Dog Around

Non-Horse Life

Awareness of the outside world. Lately the news seems both boring and dreadful. Boring, because it is the same stories over and over. Dreadful, for the same reason.

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[Lady] 2013

When have been dogless since the middle of last month. [Celebrate Dogs]

It’s been weird.

For the first few days, I would do a quick pass through house looking to count noses. I don’t do that anymore, but other things keep tripping me up.

I can feed the cats on the floor.

I don’t have to leap out of the truck as soon as I get home in order to let the dog(s) out.

Standing in pet store. Think to self, ‘I need to text husband to see if we need dog food.’ No, I don’t.

On the weekends, getting ready to run errands, wondering if this is a good trip for the dog(s) to come along.

It’s not that I’m sad, so much as I keep acting as if we have a dog.

I’m not even the dog person in the household.

Dog Posts
[Barn Dogs]
[Surprise Attack]

Update. Title change. Old title, Signs That It Is Time To Get A Dog. My friend and dog advisor, Amy V., pointed out that having the habits doesn’t equal being ready for a new dog. She was right. That is a different discussion. Since the title was not a good match for the content, I changed it. [Amy’s post archive]

Onwards!
Katherine

Art Deco Logo

Images

Art of the outside world. World Bollard Association™ (@WorldBollard). Twitter only. If we must have a thing, why not make it pretty &/or interesting thing? Atlas Obscura: Meet the Boosters Celebrating the World’s Best Bollards, Laskow, 2018. eci-i: Is The Rumored World Bollard Association Fact or Fiction, Karson, 2018.

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Process Notes. Memory says I’ve done this before, in pink & purple. Can’t find the post. So, here’s another. The Rs are different. Couldn’t decide which one I like/which one worked better.

Optical illusion. The crossbar of the X is a straight line.

Update. [Art Deco Logo Redo]

Onwards!
Katherine

The Unmagical, Magical Roommate, An Idea For A TV Reboot, Fiction

Words

Words of the outside world. Free fiction. Clarkesworld: Bots of the Lost Ark, by Suzanne Palmer, Issue 177 – June 2021. Hugo Winner Best Novelette, Tor.com: Announcing the 2022 Hugo Award Winners, Sep 4, 2022.

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Reboot of I Dream of Jeannie & Bewitched where the occult person is male.

Premise is that the charming but inept main character must adapt to life as a vanilla human. He is magical/has magic but must not use it for undefined Plot Reasons. Since he is used to relying on magic, he has trouble with basic tasks of daily living. Hijinks ensue.

Since Occult Person is in hiding among humans, he can’t use magic or he will be discovered. However, he must use a small level of magic for phlebotinistic reasons. Perhaps magic is providing his disguise/covering his tracks. Therefore, he can’t go cold turkey and just be human, but he can’t use too much. Thus temptation is always present to just do a little but more, thereby creating a renewable source of narrative tension.

Since he is in hiding, he can’t/won’t discuss his past, which means show writers don’t have provide background or answer questions. Where is the rest of the Magical World? What are the capabilities/limitations of magic? What form of magical being is he, witch, genie, djinn, whatever?

Having the Occult Person as male removes the troublesome overtones of Berating the Little Woman in the predecessors.

Occult person could be Handsome Prince in Hiding.

Occult person could be Lovable Rogue getting What He Deserves.

Human partner is in the know. A member of a family that has an alliance with the Magical World. A body guard. An officer with Occult Witness Protection.

Human partner is not in the know. Occult Person must provide zany explanations when Situations Arise. Maybe he says he’s from France.

If human partner is male, buddy comedy.

If human partner is female, romance.

If show wants to avoid being hetero-normative, female human partner is gay. Folks within the show assume a romance but she is deeply uninterested. Actually this is possible if the female partner is straight but show runners do not seem capable of having a man and woman on the screen without them eventually falling into bed. A rant for another day.

Or go Left Hand of Darkness and have the occult person played by a man and a woman. Screen time is given to whichever actor is narratively useful at the moment, much to the confusion of the human partner. Gendered hijinks ensue!

—Roll Credits—

TV Shows
I Dream of Jeannie
Bewitched
My Favorite Martian
Mork & Mindy

What other shows would you put on this list?

Moonlighting Curse

“It’s perhaps best known for being the classic example of how a show can fall apart when Unresolved Sexual Tension is resolved (in fact, outside of this wiki, Shipping Bed Death will occasionally be known as the “Moonlighting Curse”,)” TV Tropes: Series / Moonlighting

Moonlighting‘s Dave and Maddie. Despite this trope occasionally being known as Moonlighting Syndrome, the show didn’t really suffer from the leads getting together, it suffered from the leads not being in the same room for about a year afterward. There was no point at which they were together as a couple at all.” TV Tropes: Shipping Bed Death, LIve Action TV

In case your coolness quotient is as low as mine.

Business Insider: ‘I ship them’ — the strange concept that’s changing the way people talk about relationships, Kircher, 2015.

Urban Dictionary: bed death.

Onwards!
Katherine

Photos, Rural Sunset

Images

Awareness of the outside world. PetaPixel: Conjoined Cats Win Comedy Pet Photo Awards, Schneider, Sep 21, 2022.

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Sunset. Shelby County, Alabama. 22 September 2022. Manual (or possibly Aperture priority, many buttons where pushed and dials turned. It was an evening for fiddling). Auto-focus. f/20.0, 1/100 sec, 140.mm, ISO 160. Tripod. No Cropping. No post-production.

Powerlines. Shelby County, Alabama. 22 September 2022. Manual (or Aperture priority). Auto-focus. f/16.0, 1/320 sec, 60.mm, ISO 500. Tripod. No Cropping. No post-production.

[Archive and Project Explanation]

Onwards!
Katherine

Driving Thursday Returns

Driving

Awareness of the outside world. Science Alert: Lupus Patients Go Into Remission in ‘Spectacular’ Immunotherapy Trial, Watson, 19 September 2022.

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Driving Thursday returns!

For now anyway. Long may it continue.

Milton hitched twice last week at Stepping Stone Farm. We learned that hitching goes better with cookies. Good to know.

Check out the nifty, one-handed, Achenbach reinsmanship on the part of the driver!

Milton is actually lapping, which is a sign of relaxation. The freeze-frame makes it look as if he’s sticking his tongue out at me.

Onwards!
Katherine