Show Report UPHA Chapter 8 in 2014

Last year, different show, same place.
Last year, different show, same place.

UPHA Chapter 8 Horse Show
September 12-13, 2014
Tri-State Exhibition Center, McDonald, TN.
Academy WTC (all comers) with Bingo
Thank you to Courtney Huguley for sharing her horse.

This is the first Saddlebred show I have done from soup to nuts. I started Thursday loading at the barn, went through each day, and finished Sunday on the return trip. I wasn’t responsible for the horses, but rode in the truck of the person who was. Therefore, I was there for feeding in the am and there when the lights went off in the pm. Back in the day, this is how I did horse shows and events. It’s either the way I’m used to, or the way I prefer it. Or both. I miss it.

Although, during the insane number of increasingly heavy cranks required to unhitch the SSF gooseneck, I will confess to wondering, ‘What is so bad about princessing in right before my class … ?’

Academy Equitation WTC, 4th out of 6
Academy Showmanship WTC, 3rd out of 6

Line-up. Photo by Lela Seagle
Line-up. Photo by Lela Seagle

Bingo was in a mood. Perhaps for reasons of his own. Perhaps because I was annoying him. The upshot was that he was not meeting me halfway. This is unusual for an ASB. In my experience, the youngsters say ‘Wheeeee! I’m at a show!’ The veterans say, ‘I know how this game is played. Hang on back there!’ Bingo said, ‘I know my job. I will do it. However. Don’t expect me to waltz on rainbows just because you dragged my ass into a show ring.’

Therefore, the show did not go as well as I had hoped/expected based on my recent lessons. Years ago, a BNR told us, ‘First you get it at home. Then you get it in warm-up. Then you get it in the show ring.’ He didn’t mention how frustrating it was in process, when you have one but not yet the other.

For example, at home we have been getting flawless canter-to-walk transitions: soft canter, breath, walk. Nailed it. At the show, I was achieving intermediate trot steps before wrestling him down to a walk. It’s hard to be elegant when one is thinking, ‘Whoa, dammit.’

At least I didn’t come in last.

Sandra Hall Photography
2014 UPHA Chapter 8 14 > Saturday Academy > 047 – AC Equit WTC & 048 – AC Showmanship WT > chestnut horse, black helmet. Under counsel from my photo advisor, I ordered UH14-047-008 from the first class. BTW, that’s Trump winning the first class with his owner.

For a giggle, check out Saturday Academy > 046 – AC Pleasure Driving > UH14-046-003. Big knows that driving horses have handlers during line-up. His was late.

Last year Show Report & my Show Photos
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Gratuitous Dog Pix

From start …

Day 1. Marshall's first horse show.
Day 1. Marshall’s first horse show.

… to finish
Day 4: Driving home. Done horse showing.
Day 4: Driving home. Done horse showing.

Nepali Pack Ponies, A Guest Post

More armchair equine travel from Ellen Broadhurst, author of The Chronicles of the $700 Pony [Half Halt 2006] & The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony [Half Halt 2008]. Welcome Ellen:

EB Nepal black

Horses and donkeys were all over the hills as they made deliveries of food and fuel.

EB Nepal gas
Everything in the upper areas has to be brought in by horses, donkeys or people. Which made us feel really great when we were refilling our water bottles and not using plastic. Despite the iodine taste. Yick.

EB Nepal chicken 1

EB Nepal chicken 2

The pack animals were amazingly hardy, clomping up and down the steps and hills without a misstep. Generally they were in a train, and generally, one or all of them wore bells, so that trekkers could hear them coming and get out of the way. They didn’t really suffer fools, these working equines, so it was a good idea to step aside when they were coming through.

EB Nepal chicken 3

EB Nepal chicken 4

Up the steps and around the corner, not a problem.

Ellen on Rodney’s Saga
Living Digitally: Fundraising Viennese Style, a Guest Post
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Guest Post: Malealea Lodge & Malealea Development Trust
Guest Blogger: Keeping Secrets


(Last photo enlarged because Oh. My. Goodness.)

Text Art: Initial

text art m circle grey 2nd

IMHO having a gray named Milton is presumptuous. I was overruled. So, Milton it is. However, chez nous the initial M will always stand for Mathilda. Therefore, Milton is M2.

BTW, changing a horse’s name is supposed to be bad luck. I’ve kept names. I’ve changed names. I’ve never noticed a karmic equivalence.

Show Today: UPHA 8, Cleveland TN

Last year with Alvin. Sandra Hall photography. Used with permission.
Last year with Alvin.
Sandra Hall photography. Used with permission.

At my last show [Rocking S], I sent this tweet:

Bad brain. Stop that!

The first recommendation from Confident Rider: Five things not to say to a nervous rider – and how to help instead is:

Remind me of all the reasons I love horses and riding.

I tried this while I sat on Bingo and melted in the heat.

What do I like?
I like to ride.
I like to show.
Just by trotting in the gate, I am getting a chance to do two things that I like.
Concentrate on that.

Ribbons are a retrospective event. They color the experience but they cannot change it.

Even with the error in my second class (wrong lead – totally rider error), I still had the chance to make that error ON a horse IN a show ring. Two places I like to be.

We shall see if it works again today.

The Latest Magic Goo

Aus Dream

Australian Dream

The latest product we are using to loosen up the scar on Rodney’s back. It contains actual chemicals that increase bloodflow and may lead to revascularization. It’s certainly expensive enough.

As before, progress while remaining a Zenotic distance from goal [Zeno’s Horse Training]. It was an sufficiently entertaining tiger whistle that we have sprung for a second tub.

It is touted as an arthritis relief. Perhaps. After my mysterious thumb swelling [Lameness], my right thumb joint has intermittent, mysterious pain. Nothing serious enough to get looked at. I have noticed a decrease in incidents since I’ve been rubbing the goop on Rodney. Of course, it could be an artifact of the summer heat.

Am I recommending the stuff? I wouldn’t go that far. Let’s just say that I’m letting you know about it. If you do your own research and decide to try it, I will not arrive on your doorstep to wrestle the money back into your pocket.
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Gratuitous Cat Pic

Rhyme
Rhyme

Milton Miscellany

Melnick card+ Saddle fitter came on Saturday [Finding One That Fits]. Fred found a few issues with my position and with the saddle, but nothing that would contribute to a major meltdown, particularly given Milton’s amiable demeanor while we worked around him.

+ I have ordered a plastic, three-step mounting block. This works with the zippiest of ASBs, so I figure it’s a good place to start.

In defense of the barrel [Universe], I have used it for a myriad of horses. No one has every given it the hairy eyeball. Until now. Even when Rodney was coked out on competition feed, he never looked at it. Getting on from that height removes torque from the horse’s spine and avoids the awkward mid-air position. Be that as it may, we have moved on.

As for mounting from the wrong side, I have no explanation. Brain fade.

+ When I figure out what to put on Milton’s back, Saddle Seat Instructor has given me the name of a cowboy for First Contact – The Sequel.

+ Milton has been a star with his groundwork: lunging, walking over cavelletti, trotting in hand, even discussing the kiddie pool. He did everything well, particularly for a 6-year-old, green Thoroughbred. If he objected at all, he tended to stand there and say, Why should I? If the subsequent motivation involved, say, a lunge whip, he didn’t necessarily like it, but he took it with good grace.

In short, his work attitude as been everything we would expect from his reputation and his behavior since his arrival … with that one exception.
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Gratuitous Cat Photo

Ghost lurks in his tree
Ghost lurks in his tree