Repost, BTE 7 of 9: Getting to Know You

Continuing to repost the entries from my previous monthly blogs Back To Eventing and Back To Riding. This was originally posted on the USEA website Mon, 2011-02-28, archived here. Illustration by Jean Abernethy.

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Back To Eventing: Getting to Know You
(A continuing series on a rider’s return to eventing with her new horse.)
As of February 1st – 218 days to AEC 2011

Amateur: one who loves or is fond of.
Oxford English Dictionary
Amateur: one that engages in an activity in an inexperienced or incompetent manner.
Webster’s Third

I feel sorry for Phillip Dutton. Enter his name on the USEA Rider Search. In October 2010, he rode seven horses at Preliminary in the Waradaca Horse Trials. He finished 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, & 11. Sure he rides many horses, jumps many fences, and wins many ribbons, but how much time is he allowed to spend with each horse? Does a busy trainer ever have the opportunity to stand by the pasture water trough waiting for a horse to finish drinking and then notice that the horse looks like a total goof because he left the tip of his tongue sticking out when he was done? At a professional’s barn, the horse must fit into the program. At an amateur’s barn, the horse can be the program.

Although I am still not riding, Rodney’s schedule calls for double sessions. In the morning, he does hillwork in hand wearing bridle and boots. When I am back in the saddle, this will become ring work. In the afternoon, he goes for a long walk in a halter. This will become our relaxation/trail ride/conditioning time.

Here’s what I have learned so far:

Predictability
If they were, they wouldn’t be horses. Rodney does not like curry combs or brushes waving about his head. Yet, a flapping towel evokes no reaction. Similarly, he does not like being curried or brushed very hard. He prefers to be wiped down with said towel. Yet, during a massage, he will lean into pressure that ought to be an uncomfortable poke in the side.

Small Steps
A small step for a human is a large hurdle for a horse. The goal is to do trot sets together. Rodney is willing but confuses easily. Asking him to trot inhand uphill spikes his weird-o-meter. I need to establish walk uphill and trot on the flat before combining. Pushing the envelope immediately defaults to tension.

Reflexes
In all likelihood, this horse does not intend to kick me in the head. A few days ago, Rodney was pushy at breakfast. Upon my reprimand, he lept away like a startled bunny. An adrenaline spike sent me ducking off to the side. Backstory: Previous Horse was cranky, When wearing a halter, PH would not kick or bite. He knew retribution would be swift and sure. However, if he was at liberty and thought he could get a clear shot…. In his defense, PH was not mean, he was just born a grouchy old man.

So, I now have to unlearn 20 years of habits and relearn what sends this particular Thoroughbred into orbit.

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Rodney’s Saga repost locations
BTE 1 of 9: How I Won the Training Level AEC
BTE 2 of 9: The Cast Assembles
BTE 3 of 9: The AEC, a Realization in Five Phases
BTE 4 of 9: New Horse Blues
BTE 5 of 9: Buying the Horse is Only the Beginning
BTE 6 of 9: Back To Square One

List of all nine USEA links

Art Foto Friday: Stained Glass Sunset

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Disclosure: I upped the color saturation with GIMP, mostly to hid the blur. The original colors were plenty Tiffanyesque in their own right.

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Breaking News

My goodie bag from BrickFair contained this treasure:

BF ticket

A free pass for me to give away. If you are local & want to see what the fuss is all about, LMK in the comments. I’ll figure out how to get it to you. If there is more than one response, I’ll use a random-number generator this evening.

A post by Grass Stains inspired a blog giveaway rather than randomly accosting strangers at the mall. (There’s a LEGO store at the mall, so it’s not quite as weird as it sounds.)

Blogging Goals, Or Not

To expand my horizons, I have joined See Jane Write, a local blogging group. The first event of the year was a goal-setting workshop. Content & photos here. I’m in the back corner with grey hair & blue glasses.

Spotted on the ropesWe met at Desert Island Supply Co., a free creative writing and tutoring center for local students. The decor was tres Robinson Crusoe. The place was lovely and welcoming and creative. It made me sad. Wouldn’t it be nice if our schools already included such things? A strong system would not need supplementation. Why are good schools so hard for us, collectively, to get behind? An educated society is in everyone’s best interest. But I digress.

Explicit Lesson: Blogging Goals
Many attendees talked about growing their blogs in order to monetize.

I have no desire to expand. I would love to write an essay along the lines of Whatever: Being Poor or My Friend Teresa Photography: So you’re feeling too fat to be photographed . . .. Aren’t familiar with these? Go read. As for numbers, “Being Poor” was written in 2005. In 2014, it was Scalzi’s second most visited post [Top Ten]. On her About page, Teresa says, “Her blog post ‘So You’re Feeling Too Fat to be Photographed’ has reached over 3 million people (and counting!).” That would be awesome. I would love to see my words ping-ponging to every corner of the Web. Short of being touched by Internet magic, I am comfortable with my rate of posting, the length of my posts, and the effort put into same.

As for monetizing, I’m too small for that to be a realistic choice. From what I have gathered anecdotally, I’d be selling out for nickels. I would need much bigger numbers or a more mainstream subject to be worth the hassle. As for the moral high ground, I haven’t a toehold. Since I started this adventure as a commercial column [Back To Eventing], my position on artistic autonomy versus cash is a matter of record.

I went in knowing most of this. I went to meet local bloggers. Which leads me to …

Implicit lesson: Interpersonal Relations
I need to get out more.

I have completely lost the knack for extemporaneous conversation with strangers. I’m at home a lot. When I get off the farm, I go to horse show or to a LEGO meeting. This automatically gives me a topic of discussion. Plus, I don’t have to explain who I am, what I’m doing, or why I am there. So much is already assumed.

Yes, the attendees had blogging in common. Beyond that, we were all over the map. A fitness & fashion blog: Stellar Fashion and Fitness. A book blog: Fixed Baroque. A cocktail blog: Write, Claire, Write!. When asked about myself, I floundered. About the blog. About my writing. About living in the South. I have no elevator speeches for social situations.

My inner curmudgeon is slowly winning.

Show Report & Tweets: Heathermoor Farm, Jan 2015

Natalie & me waiting for the show to start. Photo by Kathie Mautner
Natalie & me waiting for the show to start.
Photo by Kathie Mautner

Winter Tournament 2
Heathermoor Farm
Leeds, AL
January 10, 2015
Riding & driving with Natalie
Thank you to Ann Stanton and Nicole Hardy

Riding
2. Advanced Horsemanship WTC Adult, 5th of 7
3. Advanced Equitation WTC Adult (Pattern), 1st of 4
8. Pleasure Horse or Pony WTC Adult, 5th of 7

Last month’s success went to my head [Report Rocking S], causing me to forget that Winter Tournament is not Academy. I was swimming with bigger fish. Given that, two fifth places weren’t so bad. At least one of the names ahead of me rides in suit equitation the rest of the year.

Seven riders in the class was not overwhelming. Not at all. Instead, it gave me a chance to practice getting out of the crowd & showing my horse. I did, more so as the day went on. I also tried to keep equitating while riding. I have a habit of doing one or the other. Excuse me, gotta fix something over here. Okay, I’m done. Back to looking pretty.

In the pattern class, I nailed 90% of the moves. Bad news: I blew one of the leads in the canter serpentine. Good news: so did everyone else. Which proves that one keeps fighting for every point, even when all seems lost.

Checking out the cows next door.
Checking out the cows next door.

Driving
24. Academy Driving, 2nd of 2

I attempted a little of the look-ahead-and-plan that I had been doing in the riding classes. Note to self. You are NOT ready to do two things at once in a cart. Natalie trundled on regardless.

She can be an occasional heifer under saddle [Report SSF], but is – at least has been so far – a marvelously steady soul in front of a cart. We even managed to stir in a little sizzle. Not enough to take on Alvin and his driver, but a good effort for us.

Show Tweets

Not so bad. Good clothes. Bright sun.

The 3rd class started with 7 but ended with 6. Hence the different number above.

When do I EVER want to leave a horse show? Once the excitement wore off, I suspect I was tired from being cold all week. The difference between a cold snap in the Southeast and one in New England: in New England the houses are built for it. My heating system has been panting & puffing to keep the house in the mid-60s. Enervating.

WT2 foal

El Palomino Ranch, Guest Photo

Palomino Ranch Hotel
El Remate, Peten, Guatemala

EB Guatemala border

This one comes as a standalone. I think it works without words. Imagine what it would be like to visit there. Imagine what it would be like to keep your horses there.

More international horse culture, courtesy of Ellen:
Nepali Pack Ponies, A Guest Post
Living Digitally: Fundraising Viennese Style, a Guest Post
X-ray
Guest Post: Malealea Lodge & Malealea Development Trust