Show Report: Winter Tournament 3, Leeds AL

H'More sign Feb 2014 cWell, that was a struggle. Not the show. My rides were standard horse show classes. The day itself was a struggle.

Friday
My car is in the shop. Ironic, given yesterday’s repost suggesting a car for a trouble-free existence. Anyway. Last week, I was in a pissy mood. This was attributed to my being stuck out in the boonies sans transport. By Friday, it was clear that part of my attitude came from a bug in the system. No obvious ailment, but I spent the day huddled in bed trying to stay warm.

Previously, I had arranged to drive to the barn Saturday morning, travel with the horses, and stay the day at the show. On Friday, I decided to meet at the show, ride, & come right home. If I am willing to cut short a horse show, I must be sick. Oh, I was still planning to ride, I wasn’t that sick.

This may have been one reason I wasn’t stressing.

Saturday
Woke up feeling much better. Decided to stay with the plan to drive in case I changed my mind. Started the packing for which I didn’t have the energy the day before. Only to have Mathilda spike a mild fever and refuse treats. Haven’t we been here before [Back: updates]?

Her chief minion tempted her with grazing. I ran to the store to stock up on carrots. Some grass. No dice on carrots. Never a good sign from her. She was clammy either from sweat or from lying down. Remembering my day under the covers, I heated two of Rodney’s back pads to cover her with warmth and wool. We also discovered that she had scrapped her fetlock in getting up. Mild, but it had to sting. We put on suitable goo. After about 45 minutes – whether from coincidence or supportive care – her fever had edged down & she was lipping hay. I left for the show, promising to return ASAP.

Driving to the show, I had to wonder if the universe was trying to send me a message. Every one of the three Winter Tournament shows has been a struggle to get to. Or not get to.

To finish this thread. As soon as I got done with the classes, I checked my phone. Mathilda was eating hay and leaving nose prints in her grain, if not eating any. Nothing much for me to do. I stayed at the show until my sense of guilt outweighed my sense of usefulness. When I came up the driveway, it was to hear that she was eating her lunch.

Whew.WT number 2014
Advanced Horsemanship WTC Adult – 5th out of 5
New horse for me to show & a mare at that. Maggie was a star.

Finished lower than the last show [Report] but rode better. I remembered to use my outside rein for the canter transitions, got both my leads, and I finished my passes. We haven’t debriefed at a lesson yet, but I don’t think I would have ridden much differently if I had been able to make it out to the barn in the intervening weeks. I still have lots to learn/adjust/adapt, but I didn’t backslide into hunt seat as much as I might have.

OTOH, if I had been riding regularly, I’d have been less sore afterward. Ouch.

Also on the plus side, my instructor thought the judge could have placed me higher without interrupting the time-space continuum & I was the only Academy rider. All in all, I feel better about coming in last than I probably should.
pink rosette
Advanced Equitation WTC Adult (Pattern) – 1st, or last, out of 1
Stayed on Maggie instead of switching to Sam, the SSF pattern horse. As the only rider, I wasn’t trying to beat anyone, just survive the class. Maggie got a little strong on the second canter. Galloping about was kinda fun, but since I was trying to look pretty rather than reach escape velocity, I elected to stop as soon as asked. No extra passes here.

For the pattern, she was as attentive as I could ask for. I got all of the pieces in the right order AND managed to be sufficiently organized to prepare for each piece. Go me. Granted, it wasn’t the most elegant ride possible. Smoothness was not optimal. While saddleseat allows for voice cues, I don’t think that means yelling HO! to obtain the middle halt. Ah well, first ya gotta do, then you do it fancy.

Ironically, it was a better than many of my dressage tests, as I was riding a well-schooled lesson horse rather than a mildly-trained, recalcitrant OTTB. When I got it right, the horse got it right. Immediate positive reinforcement.
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Judge’s Opinion
When I lined up for the second class, the judge came over to tell me that I had, “The most beautiful riding legs.” To which the correct response was “Thank you.” rather than “So, last place? WTF?”

If my leg is technically correct, and I have no reason to believe otherwise, that leaves me with two questions:

1) What sort of disaster zone is my upper body?

2) I’ve always liked my legs. They’ve always done what I want. Do I like them because they do what I want or do they do what I want because I like them?

Photo
No pictures of us. Maggie in her driving togs at an earlier show. Photo originally appeared in Been There, Done That: Still more Winter Tournament. L to R, Courtney Huguley, Kathie Mautner, Maggie.

maggie driving

Roscoe’s Lament

I’m feeling punk, so I’m rerunning a post from an earlier iteration of the blog. At this point, Rodney had been with us for two months & was still named Roscoe.

Roscoe’s Lament
lament hoof small(With apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel)
I don’t like my shoe, the one on the right.
A nail in the front is a little too tight.
Call up the man and remove it, please do.
I’ll stick my foot in a bucket and leave you to stew.
I know that you hope I will be a star,
For a life with no griefs, go buy a car.

The poem – or attempt thereof – originally appeared as part of a column for the USEA, Back To Eventing: Part 4, New Horse Blues.
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Gratuitous Sunset Pic
sunset Dec 24 14

Taken during an evening dog walk around the pasture. The embiggened version shows Lady off to the left.

Third Time’s the Charm

Today is Winter Tournament #3. Watch for tweets.

Explanation of my intended classes from show #1, Back.
Explanation of where I need to improve from show #2, Report.

As with the previous show, I’ve been on a horse once this month. Last time it was the week before. This time, it was three weeks ago. I’m not overly concerned with forgetting how to ride. I am concerned with forgetting how to ride saddleseat. Eighteen months with American Saddlebreds will evaporate and 30+ years with American Thoroughbreds will take over.

Not sure who I will be riding for Academy Showmanship, but Sam usually gets the pattern class rides. Some horses, such as Trump, will let me slip in a few hunt seat moves. Not Sam. If I sit in the center of the saddle and thump him with my heels, he turns into an up-down lesson pony until I scoot back, lift my hands, and ride him properly. He knows. He just refuses.

My instructor says that I am still allowed to show but I’m not allowed to bitch about my ribbons.
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Gratuitous Cat Pic

Arthur King of the Laundry
Arthur
King of the Laundry

Foto Friday: Flashback

Bentley at Diff Run

Moving a dog mattress knocked this old snapshot out of a box. When folks look at me – say the kids at the barn – they see a grandmother, or just about. Particularly since women around these parts tend to color their hair, making my gray hair unusual and aging. When I look at me, I see a twenty-something who just came off a cross-country course. I forget that exterior and interior views don’t match.

Bentley
Difficult Run PC Horse Trials
Frying Pan Park
Herndon, VA
Mid 1980s
photographer ?? (anyone recognize this?)

More Bentley

Off Topic: Yay or Nay?

Yesterday’s post had nothing to do with horses. Was that appropriate or not? The post also exists on my second blog, Off Topic.

The existence of multiple blogs was addressed in The Katie Chronicles: A Blog for Each Personality. My answer there was:

I have two. Different topics and totally different writing approaches. I think it works for me b/c then it stays organized in my head. Scalzi’s Whatever is an outstanding example of integrated blog, from political commentary to pictures of his breakfast.

OTOH, I’ve been asked why I bother with a second blog. Why don’t I don’t just write the occasion off topic post for Rodney’s Saga?

So, yesterday was an experiment. A non-horse post without explanation.

Advantages of one all-inclusive blog
Don’t have to build two audiences.

To remove the advertising for a second blog, I would have to pay a second time. One blog, one fee, no ads.

I have no problem reading what an author choses to write. If a particular post doesn’t flip my skirt, I move on & come back the next time. I do not immediate cast the blog into the outer darkness.

Advantages of two blogs
The opportunity to build two audiences, which could then reinforce each other.

The non-advertising fee isn’t that much for one year. Given how much time I put on WordPress, it’s a small payment for the service.

I can envision readers who enjoy the random thoughts but have no desire to plow thru daily horse news.

Bottom line
I put too much work into the essays to have them disappear in a day. Off Topic will stay as its own entity. The question is, do I cross post or no? For variety, I’m taking opinions with a poll:

 

Update: Poll Results

Off Topic: Seven Life Lessons Learned From Candy Crush

Update: a reader suggested a transition paragraph for Off Topic posts. Here goes.

Caveat: Today’s subject is not about horses. Occasionally, I think about other things. For more essays on non-equine subjects, see Off Topic. Rodney’s Saga returns to regularly scheduled programming on Friday. For more on the Off Topic blog, see tomorrow’s post, Off Topic: Yay or Nay?.

The search for meaning can be a drag. Philosophical tomes are heavy and require hours to plow through a single page. Vision quests involve deprivation, discomfort, and dieting. Mediation means sitting in quietude for way too long. Why bother? Existential enlightenment is available in a handy electronic format, courtesy of Candy Crush.

If you have had the good fortune to dodge this digital time sink, Candy Crush Saga by King is an downloadable computer game. The player matches three symbols, which then disappear. The board rearranges to reveal more potential matches. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Different combinations of symbols create variety and higher point totals. For further hypnotic effect, the game adds bright colors, shiny shapes, and congratulatory sound effects.

It’s one of those activities that part of me knows is a waste of time even as I do it. This rational, productive part of my mind is drowned out by my screaming inner toddler begging for one more one match, one more round, one more level.

Having sunk far too much time into Candy Crush, here’s what I have gleaned:

1) There is nothing wrong with candy bars and cokes. Occasionally. Aside from a small increase in pattern recognition skills, nothing about Candy Crush Saga will make you physically, materially, nor spiritually richer. That’s okay. Empty calories are not bad in themselves. Life is icing-filled, chocolate raspberry cupcakes from the Gingerbread Construction Company as well as whole wheat bran muffins made at home in a solar oven. The danger comes when Candy Crush keeps me from work [… um … er …]. Put down the iPad. Walk away.

2) If you wish to learn patience, work with something that makes you impatient. When one of the levels is being obstreperous, I inhale slowly and regard it as an opportunity to expand my zen-like calm, rather than a reason to fling the iPad across the room.

3) Take luck as it comes. Luck can run for or against me. The reaction from the last move clears the last obstacle after I had declared defeat. Yay! A game ends when I am one move away from winning. Boo! A bonus piece drops out of the sky just where I need it.Yay! A square of chocolate grows over a bonus piece. (In Candy Crush, chocolate is evil.) Boo! As human beings, we feel the boos more deeply than the yays. I try to note when good things happen. I’m not weighing-in on whether or not good and bad luck balance out karmically. Just that if I am going to bitch about bad luck, I should pause to consider when the candies fall my way.

4) It’s not luck versus skill. It’s luck and skill. I’ve been drawn into the Candy Crush vortex before. I arrived at a certain point, got fed up, and deleted the game. On this iteration, I am getting consistently higher scores and have blown past the level that stumped me last time. Clearly, there is a learned skill involved. Luck still plays a major role. I continue to lose lives on a regular basis. All the skill in the world won’t help if the candies aren’t cooperating. However, luck doesn’t do any good if I’m not ready to capitalize on a fortuitous arrangement of candies.

5) All in the asking. Candy Crush Saga is known as a freemium. The original game is free. However, extra moves, extra bonus candies, and extra lives, are available for a price. Just click here. I’m not automatically cheap. I tip waitrons. I buy books to support artists. I’m not above paying for my entertainment. If the designers asked politely, I’d pay. What I hate is the sense that the game is rigged to slyly run up a staggering bill by repeatedly asking for reasonable-seeming amounts. I object to the feeling that they are trying to suck me dry 99c at a time. I have disabled in-app purchases and will delete the damn thing before I knowingly give them a penny.

6) Eyes on the goal. Candies can combine to create bonus candies that clear other pieces and rack up points. Each bonus candy behaves differently. “Striped” candies are the easiest and can clear a row or a column. “Wrapped” candies clear a space around them. “Spotted” candies are the rarest and can clear large sections of the board. However, only striped candies reach across a gap to zap other pieces. On some of the Candy Crush levels, I have to concentrate on getting these easier, striped candies to clear the board. I must ignore the chance to make the other, more difficult bonus candies. They can’t do what I want and therefore waste moves. It is hard to turn away from what I have been trained to see as a highly desirable thing.

7) Find value in every experience. Even if that means just getting a blog post out of it.