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A cheap* shot, but I’m being very good about getting to the gym, sticking to my diet, and working with Rodney twice a day. Leaving me no time to execute the brilliant idea I had for today.
*Given the cost of tuition, not cheap in monetary terms, but the post was certainly cheap in terms of creative effort on my part.
Blogging from A to Z Challenge April 2014
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The proper use of hashtags, I believe, is to group tweets from the same event. Let’s say a bunch of folks go to a horse show in Georgia. All tweets would include the hashtag #GaProAm. Then, clicking on this hashtag would display everything being said from or about the show. This is not what I did.
Hashtags are also used at the end of a tweet as a pithy, possibly snarky, summary or commentary on the preceding statement(s). #thatwouldbeme
Yes, I used hashtags specifically so that I could post this under H. #mybloghastakenovermylife
That will be my first and last Coke Zero. #lasixforhumans
While I felt totally safe all night, it’s probably a good habit not to announce such things beforehand. The world being what it is.
Once I get dressed, I stop tweeting. Part of it is practical. I’m all dolled up & have nowhere to put my phone. Mostly it’s mental. The call for hair & make-up is usually well before the show starts. On Saturday, I had at least three hours wherein I could have provided a bright & witty running dialogue. However, I lack the aloof removal required from an observer. Normally, I have a constant thread of commentary running through my head. Once I’m dressed and thinking about a class, the internal dialogue is along the lines of who? huh? horse. there. tweet? what?
Change. Arrange for prize photo. Run back to car for wallet to pay for two photos been meaning to order from 2013 shows. Two for one deal, today only. Watch the rest of the Academy riders in their Championship. Load up & go. Trying to minimize my time away from home. No chance to tweet.
Divided four-lane with little to no traffic. Car easy to stop & start at the occasional light. Car is perfect for anything below a crowded Interstate. Flying along densely packed I-40 across Tennessee is certainly possible and safe, but would keep me on my toes as a nimble little mouse among elephants. [Fiat 500]
I went to the show. Mathilda did okay. Yay. [Bigtime/Causation]
The Pro-Am Benefit Classic Horse Show of Georgia, April 2-5, 2014, Georgia National Fairgrounds & Agricenter in Perry, GA. I rode Saturday afternoon in the Academy division.
121. Academy Equitation WTC Any Age
I could not get Sam into gear. Instead of reacting with quiet efficiency, I flopped and fiddled. I shimmied and stared at my hands. This did not go unnoticed by the judge. I was second out of three.
122. Academy Showmanship WTC Any Age
The third place horse retired and the other rider and I set off around the ring to do this all over again. I gave Sam a smart tap on the shoulder, not so much for discipline as for a psychological signal. It’s all about getting Sam to believe that one is serious. Then, he can be a smokin’ show horse. Otherwise, lesson horse and wiggling rider.
We went as wide open as I could manage. We had a few nice passes, usually on the backside of the ring, behind the judge. Either the front passes were still sufficiently forward or the judge turned around to watch since there were only two of us.
Despite the small size, the class felt interminable. She worked us like rented mules. I got the feeling that my riding had improved enough to win but that the judge wanted to give the class to the kid. (Note the “Any Age” in the class title). Perhaps we were simply equal in skill & this is my projection (more about this on the Q day). [Quietude]
So, only two in the class, but I rode hard for the win.
123. Academy Showmanship WTC Championship
In my lessons, I have been getting flawless upward canter transitions. Slight angle from the wall with my outside leg, then a gentle tug on the outside rein with the ghost of a tap on the inside shoulder with my whip. Boom. Off we go in a soft, organized canter. However, this requires presence of mind to remember that Saddlebreds work from OUTSIDE aids. If I get distracted, say at a show, I revert to the hunter/jumper practice of using the inside rein to ask for the canter. The idea is that you ask as you are coming down from the jump. Therefore the horse a) lands on the correct lead and b) lands turning for the next jump.
I made this mistake in warm-up. I tugged on the inside rein causing Sam to give me exactly what I asked for, a canter on the wrong lead. For the next two & 1/2 classes, I made a point of concentrating on the outside rein. Then …
Last canter of the last class. I ask. I see Sam’s shoulders come up in what might be a strike-off for the wrong lead. I am seized with doubt. Is this the correct lead or not? My memory is foggy. Did I tap (correct) or tug (incorrect) with my inside hand? Eek. Go and hope it’s right? Change? I smother the canter and retry.
In the Championship class.
Fortunately I was at the far end of the ring, so I did not hear what my ringside advisors thought of this maneuver. Either the judge missed it or I reacted fast enough that errant signal got lost in the noise.
Prizes
For first place, Academy riders got a nice ribbon, a neck medal, and this from Doug Shiflet Photography:
I’ve ordered 2014 Pro Am Benefit > Saturday Academy > 123 – Aca Showmanship WTC Championship > 123-003-PA14. It’s a picture of me hugging Sam while Miss Courtney puts the ribbon on his bridle. Funny thing, I don’t even remember doing this. Thank you ProAm & Mr. Shiflet. Photo Disclaimer Rant
For the Championship, I got a tricolor and a monogrammed ProAm 2014 saddle pad. I might even use this one. Occasionally. On Sam. Happy? Moi?
Huge thanks to Ashleigh Donovan for the wonderful horse. Thanks to Miss Melissa, Katie, and everyone who helped get me dressed, on the horse, and into the ring. Special thanks to Miss Julie, Rachel, and Miss Terry for making me look as lady-like as possible. Not an easy feat [Show Report: Village]. Coaching thanks to Miss Courtney for keeping all the cats herded in vaguely the right direction.
Blogging from A to Z Challenge April 2014
List of my A to Z posts
“Behind The Scenes: Ben Esh, Equine-Facility Design and Construction”
April 2014
USDF Connection
United States Dressage Federation
A short interview with barn designer & builder.
Dressage in the Mainstream
In yesterday’s New York Times crossword puzzle, 28-across was Dressage rider, at times? Answer: COLT REVOLVER.
Blogging from A to Z Challenge April 2014
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To continue the A to Z theme, I will render the blog title in various alphabets over the next four Sundays. Today – Languages. How many of these can you identify? Answers below.
Courtesy of Google Translate. Cut & pasted as I have difficulty enough drawing the Latin alphabet. Either GT &/or my system rendered Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc. as little character-filled boxes.
While not technically alphabets, Asian translations/transliterations would have been cool to see.
Elsewhere on the Web
An animated graphic on the evolution of the Latin alphabet, showing the migration of letters.
Adults Only
Speaking of alphabets on the web, a Soviet-era pornographically decorated alphabet here. Seriously NSFW. Found courtesy of the folks at So Bad So Good: Stalin’s Favorite Sculptor Created A Pornographic Alphabet Book.
Blogging from A to Z Challenge April 2014
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(Languages: Tamil, Russian, Persian, Mongolian, Lao, Hebrew, Greek, Khmer, Arabic)
Archiving old tweets. Miscellaneous tweets sans overarching theory. No post notifications this time around. Skipped a handful of retweets.
Twitter Storage 1
Twitter Storage 2
September – October 2013, 27 tweets
(retweet)
Blogging from A to Z Challenge April 2014
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After hearing horror stories from friends who are photographers, I have decide to watermark my photos. While I can’t stop the images from wandering around the Internet, at least I’ll get the advertising. You never know when I might tape bacon to my cat and go viral.
Blogger John Scalzi posted this picture in Clearly You People Thought I Was Kidding. The Internet went mad. This led to a new page, The Canonical Bacon Page, and a exercise in fleeting fame:
From A Lesson on Teh Intarweebs
(Yes, Scalzi is an unwitting model for my blogging. Also The Everywhereist & The Devil’s Panties. At the moment.)
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New trick: layer opacity slider
Show tomorrow. Will start show tweets this afternoon/evening. I plan to fiddle with hashtags, for reasons that will be become clear on Wednesday.
Blogging from A to Z Challenge April 2014
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Virtual Brush Box 