Ad Envy

This month’s issue of Show Horse arrived.

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On the inside back cover was an announcement for this year’s National Academy Championship Finals.

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The pictures are from the 2013 show. I am in back of this photo on the middle left. You can see the patch of white hair. [Posts on the subject listed here.]

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I had an epic time [A Horse Show In 86 Tweets] and won pretty ribbons.

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However, next time I go, I want to be this dude.

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He swept the six Adult WTC classes, including the two national finals. See how how straight he stands? That’s how he rode. That’s why he is bedecked with blue.

Rodney’s Week: Jumping & After

Rodney has issues with jumping.

Day 1
Rodney was a star.

Our round pen is a 20m circle made from simple jump standards and plastic tape. Rodney motors around happily. He’ll even throw the occasional fuss without challenging the tape. If he freaks out and runs thru the tape, oh well.

We do not to use Famous Name Branded Method Round Pen (TM) tactics. Just voice commands and hands-free lunging. Someone has clearly taught him this.

We had jumped him a few times before in the round pen: a jump in the middle, a cavelletto on the rail. No biggie. On this day, we put the jump on the rail. One standard outside the ring, one standard inside the pen, a pole across the path of the circle. To prevent confusion, the standards were different than the ones used to build the ring.

He could not have been better. He went over the pole on the ground or a low, low jump every time: walk, trot, and canter. He would come into the middle for pats (he does this) and then leave the middle to head directly for the jump.

Either he actively likes to jump or he knows that it’s his job and he is willing to do it. Either way, happy rider.

Day 2
Rodney was all over the place.

These barrel standards are heavy, so I had removed the pole but left the standards in place. Rodney just had to pass through them. No jump. No pole.

He was a mess. He refused to walk the circle – something he’s done easily from day 1 of round pen. He’d stop. If we got after him, he’d buck and fuss and run off. He’d dash over to the jump standard inside the pen and start grazing. Tearing at grass is his displacement activity when he becomes stressed.

He thought he was going to have to jump again.

It took two of us – one in the center, one walking next to him – to get him walking quietly around the rail. Afterwards he was exhausted, despite doing far less physical work.

Take Away
He will jump, but it makes him crazy. Sigh. As I have said before [Weekend Report], I may not understand his demons, but they are real to him.

Training Aids: Bzzzzzz!

When I look down at a horse …

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… my mind is elsewhere. I don’t even realize I’m doing it. So, I designed an exercise. I downloaded a buzzer app

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… and gave the phone to my instructor. She tasked with buzzing each time I looked down. We both expected a lot of buzz.

Not so. Two reasons:

1) I was on Bingo. I chose a horse who would not go ballistic at constant weird sounds. Bingo is also the sort of horse who doesn’t get my knickers on a twist [Clinic Report: Day Two]. No twisted knickers meant no default riding mode meant no staring down at my horse while I tried to sort out a problem. If I could ride the other ASBs with the confidence I have on the Bingos and the Georges [Sidesaddle] of this world, I’d probably stop coming in last. But I digress.

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2) I knew the buzzer was there. That was enough to keep my head up.
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Gratuitous Stepping Stone Farm cats

Photo by  Courtney Huguley
Photo by
Courtney Huguley

Speciesism

I had a tall, dark, good-looking gentleman flirt with me a few days ago. Unfortunately, it was Rodney.

He had worked three days in a row in the round pen at all three gaits. He was due for an easy day. So we did weave poles. He loves weave poles. He can do them. More importantly, he knows he can do them, which makes him confident.

As we walked back and forth around the poles, he was happy and relaxed. Then, he got visibly happy but still relaxed. Then, more happy, less relaxed. Then, full-on porn star audition status. The next thing I know, he’s arching his neck and wuffling at me.

I don’t think so.

When my husband took over, Rodney lost interest. He was clearly making a statement about me, not just about a people. I don’t know why. At this point in my life, I’m hardly creating enough estrogen to attract a small squirrel, much less 1300 pounds of male mammal.

Yes, he is gelded. From what we know of his history, he had the vet appointment at a proper time for a colt. Previous Horse was gelded years late and may have been used as a tease stallion. He hit on mares all the time. Never on me.

Weird. And kinda creepy. Apparently, I draw the line at human.

Equine Neologisms: Uncanter

Bryson Shak covIn Shakespeare: The World as a Stage, Bill Bryson talks about the many words Shakespeare invented. I thought I’d give it a go.

Uncanter: When a rider asks a horse to canter and the horse proceeds at an indeterminate gait that is neither a trot nor a canter nor a formal ASB gait. A horse may also uncanter when coming down from a canter to a trot. However, conservation of energy usually leads the horse to drop into a brisk trot instead.

Example: I lost the class because all I ever got in the first direction was an uncanter. [Show Report: SSF]

Note: During his epic fits, a Previous Horse would jump from a walk to a form of uncanter wherein each leg performed a different gait. This form of uncanter was extremely hard to ride due to the rider laughing her fool head off.

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New Off Topic post: Strangers on a Train.

Off Topic Text Art: Origin

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I get bored easily. I get motion sick. Therefore, keeping young Katherine entertained in a car was of vital importance. My grandmother and I used to play The Alphabet Game. Starting with A, we would look for the letters of the alphabet on roadsigns, billboards, license plates, etc. I remember wanting to be the first to spot a letter and that both parties had to see the letter for it to count. Beyond that, I’m hazy on the rules. We didn’t each have our own alphabet to complete. Nor did we count who found which letter in a joint alphabet. I don’t think it was a game wherein points were kept or a winner declared. I was young enough to be amused with Find the letter. Move on to the next.

Is this where I acquired my obsession with the forms of letters, with letters outside of their contribution to the meaning of a word?

I had completely forgotten about this game, until a conversation last weekend on car games. The other person’s family used to look for out-of-state license plates. If I had done this, would I be now obsessed with geography instead of typography?

What car games did/does your family play? Have digital devices made such games obsolete?

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#IHAD

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Today is Riders4Helmets International Helmet Awareness Day 2014. I thought about putting up a long, ranting post on the subject &/or reposting my own Every Ride, Every Time story [Helmet Evangelism] from back in January of 2012. However, it seems to me that – short of a BNR incident or association ruling – people who are going to wear helmets, are going to wear them. People who aren’t; aren’t.

The world I am riding in now does not have a helmet culture. I am conscious of being a vox clamantis. Continued yipping on my part will only lead to increased irritation levels, not to increased helmet wearing.

As I don’t have kids, the only head I can protect is my own. I will continue to do so. I would be happy if you did as well. If you don’t, I promise not to bug you. Much.

If you are in the market for a helmet, retailers are offering discounts &/or related events today. Find a participating retailer near you. If you have had your helmet for several years or had a hard fall, it may be time to replace it. Expensive yes. But your brain is priceless.

More helmet posts:
Elegance Evolves
Helmets at Shows, Postscript
Show Report: Alabama Charity Championship (penultimate paragraph)
Breaking Radio Silence
What Price Authenticity?
And Yet More on Helmets

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