Guest Post: Horses in My Life

The advantage to writing about horses is that everyone can connect with the subject. Although no longer central to humanity for transport or farm power, horses are still part of our world. Almost everyone has been on a horse at least once. Everyone has a story about seeing or visiting with a horse. A friend and fellow writer* has offered to share her horse stories. Welcome:

I am not a horsewoman. In 40+ years I’ve ridden only two horses, but horses have always made me feel at home.

On a date in high school, I cantered on the same horse with my boyfriend along the outer edge of his father’s fenced-in yard. After three or four dates, I grew tired of wearing my boyfriend’s swishy letter jacket, so I took it off and gave it back to him, along with his heavy senior ring that I had stuffed with corn pads to fit my index finger, and that was the end of that.

When I lived in Buenos Aires, I visited a farm in the south for a week, and one day the family rode horses across stubble fields after the corn had been harvested. I remember laughing at an ostrich’s skinny legs running like lightning away from us, and I remember being relieved when after a two-hour ride, my feet were safely on dirt. I was more than happy though to indulge my hostess and pounce into a pile of pink corn with her. The goal was to try to claw our way up to its peak as the kernels shifted beneath us, which is like climbing up an escalator whose tracks are moving downward. We made it about halfway up then collapsed into laughter and exhaustion.

Though I’ve only ridden two horses, I’ve always been around them because farms surrounded my childhood home. When my mother and I walked around Burt’s circular road that measured approximately three miles, we passed several horse fields. When the wooden Davis Bridge finally buried itself in Burt Creek, we had to detour through a neighbor’s cow pasture, and we always felt like interlopers as the black and white cows stared at us from where they were slurping creek water or plucking grass. When we made our way back to the road, after crossing a low place in the curlicue wire fence (which the cows sometimes found their way across also), we met at the top of the rise four friendly horses on either side of the road, a pair from two separate farms. One day the owner was eating an apple on his front porch, cutting off slices with his pocket knife. He came over to speak to us (our walks were never efficient) and offered us apple slices to feed to his horses, whose heads were dangling over the fence for attention. I remember the horse’s lips slobbering over my outstretched palm, and then scratching under his chin, which he didn’t seem to mind either.

Across the road where we turned left to continue our circle, the neighbor’s horses perpetually frolicked on the sunny hillside, and often a colt danced alongside its mother. Over the years we saw many new horse legs wobble into certainty as we walked our circle and waved to anyone we saw on a horse or tractor or lawnmower or hay baler or four-wheeler or porch. One neighbor once ran out with an umbrella for us when we were caught in a rainstorm. Women often gave mama flower seeds from their cultivated wildflower beds. When we eventually turned back into the driveway, nestled within the hills that surrounded our home, our hands often carried black-eyed Susan, ironweed, or on a good day, skillet-fried pies.

When I lived in San Diego, I attended my first horse race. I chose the horse with the worst odds because I felt sorry that no one was betting on it, and that was the way to win the most money. Fancy Strut ended up winning, and I pocketed over $300. It was sad to me though to see the losing bets tossed into the air and whiplash down to litter the asphalt like geometric snow. The bet slips made me homesick for the white dogwood-speckled hills of Tennessee. That’s when I knew for certain that my wandering days were over, and I needed to head on back home.

*My F&FW is a Jane Austin/Emily Dickinson/traditional literature fan. Part of her would be more comfortable living in the 19thC. Unsurprisingly, she is putting up a valiant if futile resistance to having her identity assimilated into the collective that is the Internet.
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My First Show, Sorta

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Sam & I conquer Beginner Equitation WT, Adult.
Photo by Melissa C.

2nd IIn my first class, the verdict was that I was too “busy”. It’s anybody’s guess what I was busy doing. As soon as I passed through in-gate, I forgot all the saddleseat show rules. For example, saddlebreds are trained to zoom down the straightaway. This is where they show their stuff. So, if the judge calls for a downward transition, you should “finish your pass” and downshift in the corner. Nope. As soon as the judge called for a trot, I hit the brakes with a screech. If I came to a walk in the corner, it was an accident of geography.

In the second class, I sat up and stayed quiet just like my trainer told me to. Funny how that works.

Yes, in an ideal world I would be in a competition that involved cantering & jumping. As far as resetting the horse show clock, this counts.

List of saddleseat posts.
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Horse Rehab

Last month, I was sick for a few days. Nothing special, a local bug. However, it took me upwards of a week to shake off the effects. I wasn’t sick, just a little tired, a little off my game. Which made me wonder about our horses. Do we give them enough time to recover?

Let’s say a horse has a mild bout of colic, as Rodney did [Story]. If I had been riding, he would have had a day or so off and then gradually ramped up back to work depending on his mood. The next time I rode, I would have been cognizant of his recent illness. Would I have remember the following week? Would I have taken poor performance as resistance and insisted he do his work?

When I’m feeling mildly punk, I have trouble telling if I’m sick or slothful. What I WANT to do it sit on my butt and watch reruns. However, I know that if I HAD to, I could get moving. If I can’t tell within my own body, how can I tell what is motivating a horse?

Or is it a non-question? Do horses lack the mind/body split that humans insist on? With Previous Horse I could tell the difference between a cranky mind in a healthy body or willing horse with muscle stiffness. OTOH, Mathilda has no division between mind & body. When she is nervous or hurting, her body is stiff. Back when I was riding her, she would be spooky after a hard lesson. I imagined her reasoning went Oh I am stiff, therefore I must be nervous. Or perhaps she is simply a more unified being than I am.

“(My neck is) a little stiff. What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload. Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a Pixie Stick.” Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory. [Transcript]

I believe that the mind/body connection is the next big medical paradigm shift. (You read it here first.) However, I am enough of a product of the West that I admit to acting as if my body were a transport system for the brain.

I appear to have wandered. Under the weather or resistance. How can we tell?
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Horse Sale Advertising: A Buyer’s Guide

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… a stunning, nearly black …
Because fulfilling your Black Beauty/Black Stallion fantasy is such a smart way to buy a horse.

… _ year old Throughbred…
Youthful wingnut.

… stands about 16 hands.
Maybe 15.3 hands, most of which is wither.

… best suited for an experienced rider.
Hang on.

… beautiful movements!
Hears voices and runs around the field like a lunatic.

… a great extended trot …
Trot has two speeds, go and go faster.

… and strong canter …
Pulls like a freight-train.

… and even knows how to side pass, …
Crow-hopping sideways is a favorite trick under saddle.

… prospect…
We haven’t been able to do a d*** thing with the horse.

…has good ground manners, …
Never pulls hard enough to actually break the cross-ties.

… but needs a little work standing for the mounting block …
Runs off as soon as your foot hits the stirrup.

…sensitive feet…
You will be sending your blacksmith’s youngest to college.

… really sweet …and is easily becoming a barn favorite.
Spoiled rotten carrot mooch.

… a great brain and would most likely be a quick learner.
As soon as you’ve fixed one evasion, here come three more.

Caveat
Okay, because I’m too paranoid to commit to full-out snark, allow me to say that any advertised horse may be everything the sellers claim and more. It may be the hottest prospect since Gem Twist. The above is simply how my mind translates such phrases when I see them in a horse ad.

Or am I being too cynical?
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Guest Post: Milt Toby, author of Noor, on Researching for Books

NoorAUTHORbadgeToday, I am a publicity stop on the virtual book tour for Noor. Book by Milt Toby. Tour arranged by Walker Author Tours. Welcome Milt:

How Much Research is Too Much?

Research is the lifeblood of the non-fiction books and magazine articles I write about horse racing, but it’s also an important tool for fiction authors. Readers are more knowledgeable than ever before, and what they don’t know they can find out in a few seconds on the Internet. And when readers discover a mistake, they’re almost never shy about letting you know.

An astute reader of my latest book, Noor: A Champion Thoroughbred’s Unlikely Journey from California to Kentucky, emailed to let me know that she liked the book. A longtime racing fan, she also pointed out a few factual errors for which there’s no good explanation. I know that Middleground defeated Hill Prince in the 1950 Kentucky Derby, for example, but inexplicably I referred to Hill Prince as a Derby winner.

Noor front coverIt was humbling—and incredibly annoying—to realize that mistakes made it unscathed through all the revising, editing, and proofreading that go into writing a book, but I appreciated the email because the mistakes can be corrected in a second printing. An unexpected bonus: I may have found a new expert proofreader for my next book!

Good researching is a skill, but it’s also an art. I’m fortunate to live a few miles from the Keeneland Library located at the historic race track of the same name outside Lexington, Kentucky. Combine a library staff that is both expert and incredibly helpful with one of the best repositories of racing history anywhere, and it’s a writer’s dream. One of the great joys of research is to make connections that no one ever has put together before, and that’s what I try and do in my books. As with most things, however, you reach a point of diminishing returns when you’re doing research. The trick is realizing when enough is enough.Dancer's Image front cover 3-17-11

But how do you know when it’s time to quit, when you’ve reached that point where there’s a danger that the forest of Post-It Notes and stacks of paper will take over the project? For me, that point arrives when I begin to include factoids that are interesting and show I did my homework, but don’t really help move the story along. Research is an important part of writing, but it’s only a tool, not an end in itself.

Noor links:
Pedigree from Throughbred Database
Race info & results from Horse Racing Nation