Guest Show Report: A Mom’s POV, Part 2

Northeast Georgia Foothills Charity Horse Show
June 27th & 28th, 2014
Chicopee Woods Agricultural Center, Gainesville GA

I showed in Academy Walk, Trot, Canter Adult with Ashado, barn name Lola. Thanks to Jessica Hill and her family for sharing their fabulous mare.

My mother came down to watch me ride. Outsiders often see things that we as insiders take for granted. Welcome:

In Part 1, I wrote about the many elements of the horse show that were like old times.

Part 2 is about being with Katherine at a saddle seat horse show and how different it was from the cross country or hunter/jumpers of our past.

As with most horse shows, there were men and boys in some of the classes, but it was predominately a female event so I will speak from the distaff point of view.

Most of the elements of the saddle seat show that were new to me seemed ridiculous at first. By the end of the day, it all made sense.

There were buns but these buns had mandatory bows. Shiny earrings were mandatory. Make-up was mandatory. For those of you who know me and my daughter, right there you know we’re not in Kansas anymore.

The pant legs were so long the cuffs dragged on the ground, so garters held them up out of the dust until the rider mounted her horse. Gloves and boots were taped down to create a smooth line.

With temperature in the mid-to-upper eighties, the layers of wool, makeup, boots, gloves, tape and dust were really, really uncomfortable as we hurried up and waited. These women must really want to do this. I couldn’t imagine the point of it all.

In the ring, all the frills smoothed out into a graceful whole. The suit looked businesslike but flowing. The pant cuffs draped down over the heel and made the footwork less noticeable. The result gave the appearance of effortless riding.

The bun with the bow said I am a lady. I may have beautiful hair but while I am riding, it is contained and out of the way. It looks sedate but the bow keeps it from looking too severe. Ditto the make-up and the earrings. The overall effect was lovely.

There was a practical point as well as pure aesthetics. The similarity of presentations allowed the judges to focus on the differences among the riders. It also gave them an indication of how serious the rider was about the discipline.

So, at the end of the day (literally – it was close to midnight) I could see the point of it all. These women were handling thousands of pounds of flesh, muscle, and hoof with strength and grace. They had a firm but soft touch with the reins. They had learned a lot about horses, a lot about themselves. But the most important element was the sheer joy in joining a fellow living being in a spin or three or four around the ring.

At the meta-level, it was fascinating to see how some of the antebellum culture has survived, transmogrified into a present-day sport. The riders of today were graceful, flowing and enjoying the ride. You could see how pleasant it would have been to glide though the day on a Saddlebred horse.

Guest Show Report: A Mom’s POV, Part 1

Northeast Georgia Foothills Charity Horse Show
June 27th & 28th, 2014
Chicopee Woods Agricultural Center, Gainesville GA

I showed in Academy Walk, Trot, Canter Adult with Ashado, barn name Lola. Thanks to Jessica Hill and her family for sharing their fabulous mare.

My mother came down to watch me ride. She has offer to share her experience. Welcome:

Being with Katherine at a horse show seemed like old times, in many ways.

There were people to meet and greet from the barn, hurry up and wait, watch her mood go from “up” to “tense” to “focused” to “done but I’m not ready to let go of the horse”.

There was dust, heat, and humidity. Horses, dogs, people, but very few insects.

There was food: snacks from the car, donuts all day (kindness of K), concession stand food, lunch at a Mexican restaurant and a late, late dinner at a Waffle House. I was stuffed. Not healthy, just stuffed. I can’t believe I ate four donuts!

There were classes of teeny, weeny three-year-olds riding great big horses on a leadline. They all did so well that they all got blue ribbons. There were stately seventy-year olds in driving classes who drove with such aplomb that they made you feel that automobiles were unnecessary.

K rode in three classes and got a first and a second in her first two.

After her last class, with a fourth out of four, she disappeared. Not in the barn area, not in the car, not near the ring. Mother-worry set in. Was she off in a quiet corner in tears? Did she want to be left alone? Did she want me to find her and comfort her, and if so, how?

After a while, longer than was comfortable for me, she appeared with a smile on her face and her horse on a leadline. As I said, she doesn’t let go of her horse easily and they were off grazing. She was pleased with her ride and felt good about the progress she had made in specific areas. Clearly, I am not a “horsemother”. I do not understand the nuances of the sport. But I did understand the big grin on her face. Worth all the dust, etc.

It was wonderful to be in her world and see the people, and the horses in her life. Yes, I was introduced to the horses. They all looked very big, had four legs, and were mostly brown with long, long tails. They have names. I do remember the names of the barn people, but the horses, not so much.

As I said at the start, this is a Mom’s point of view. I’ll leave it to K to give you a horsewoman’s show report.

Her Name is Lola

Since I posted about blogging last Tuesday [Glaring Omission] and about writing last Wednesday [10 Reasons to Get Paid to Write], I don’t feel up to pontificating today. (!?!) Instead of the end-of-the-month, state-of-the-blog post, here’s a video of my lesson with Lola last week. This was on Tuesday before the show on Saturday. Show report tomorrow.

Understand that while Lola has trouble getting her left lead, she never has trouble getting the right. We got it eventually. After many tries. Go figure.

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Finally, as always, I hate how I look. All I see are flaws.

Videography by Courtney Huguley
Video editing by G
“Lola” by the Kinks and “Hold Your Head Up” by Argent purchased from iTunes. (I can’t yip about word/picture copyright & then abscond with someone’s music.)

Assorted Lola Posts
The Good Show Report: ASAC, Clemson, SC
The Bad Boot Camp Bucks, Boot Camp Battle
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The Diva

Back off peasant!
Back off peasant!

Other Videos
Sam Sam I Am
Casey Lights, Camera, Canter
Rodney Video for Foto Friday

Horse Show Today: NeGCHA 2014

Show today. New show for me, so no pictures from last year.

After winning or losing with no coherent (to me) reason for the first half of this season, I thought about slowing down the mad dash to compete until I could do something other than come in last. Why invest time & money if I’m just going to screw up the next time I trot into a show ring? Yes, I am a joy and a delight to be around when I don’t win. Anyway, I decided to go ahead with this one because

A) I had already paid & have a guest coming.

B) I come uncorked at shows but not at lessons. Therefore, fixing whatever infects my brain in the show ring has to be done at shows.

C) Learning finesse will help in any disciple. A rider is not penalized for flapping like a chicken in a jump-off. OTOH, all that extra motion doesn’t help the horse. At best, it is a waste of effort, At worst it is an indication of ineffective riding. Legendary riders such as Beezie Patton Madden, Michael Matz, and William Fox-Pitt are quiet and classic over seriously gnarly fences & courses.

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D) !!!HORSE SHOW!!!

So, even if I lose, I’m here to learn. That’s my story.

Rodney’s Week: Pool, Pen, & TENS

Minus
Saddle Time, or not
We have offered to return the saddle that the saddle fitter left on loan [Finding One That Fits]. If I’m just going to sit on him, a bareback pad works fine and carries less baggage. No reason to drag out the whole suit of armor until he can 1) trot quietly on the lunge or in hand without it being a miracle and b) walk around the pasture without cookies as bribe/distraction.

Progress, yes. Rapid progress, no.
Glacial progress, yes. Progress given any non-frustrating definition of the term, no.

Plus
Pool
After watching this video of a horse rolling in a wading pool, we bought Rodney one of his own. I thought he would dive right in. After all, he accepted the mattress without hesitating:

mattress before

Most exercises take us longer to set up than for him to conquer [Weekend]. If we are not prompt with the summer baths, he will splash himself in the water trough. The pool should have appealed to his brave and aquaphilic nature.

On seeing the pool in the field, he came over at liberty to check it out, but declined to leap in. On day two, he walked through, albeit quickly and at the end of a halter. On day three, he walked through slowly enough that I could stop him with his front feet immersed. So, not bravely, bold Sir Robin but not bravely running away either.

Round Pen
We built a redneck round pen to use in lieu of lunging. Rodney went right in and started walking pleasantly in a circle. Trotted better too. This was not his first round pen.

TENS
Now that transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation (TENS) is available over-the-counter, my medical advisor thought it might work on jacked-up horse backs. Rodney loves it. The counter gets as high as 50 (out of 65) on scar tissue but a gentle 10 on otherwise healthy butt muscle. Either way, happy pony.

TENS
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