Shopping: Make-up

Getting ready to horse show.

make up 1

For safety’s sake, I tossed the eye products that I’d had for two seasons & bought new, with the help of one of the barn moms. (Waves hi!)

My make-up advisor was startled at the brightness of the gloss red lipstick and metallic blue eyeshadow from my make-over at Nationals last Fall [Report].

make up 2

Conversely, I am much happier with this look. It leaves behind thorny issues on the hyper-sexualization of women and enters the realm of theater. This I can live with.

Or maybe I just don’t do subtle.

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Blue photobombs the shoot.

Blue 3 11 15 II

Shopping: My First Model

Fire intro pic

Chinese Year of the Horse. Breyer model # 1715, mold # 717.

“The Esprit mold was designed specifically for the 2010 World Equestrian Games (WEG). It was sculpted by Kathleen Moody.”
Identify Your Breyer: Espirit

As I understand it, “model” refers to the paint job, “mold” refers to the underlying body type. Breyer has retired the model, so I ordered from Charlotte’s Saddlery in Texas. The joys of Internet shopping.

Aside from Spotted and a few chachkas, this is the first model I can recall buying. It is almost certainly my first Breyer purchase. Family is welcome to correct this. I definitely had model horses as a kid. I remember one Black Beauty-style horse and a herd of smaller, inexpensive, extruded plastics. My strongest memory is of playing with the accompanying truck and trailer. All of my herd and vehicles were gifts. If I bought anything for myself, it would have been a stuffed animal, species irrelevant.

Fire* is not a future show horse. The outre decor would limit me to a fantasy or other unrealistic class. Plus there are apparently issues with the underlying anatomy. In a Breyer forum, ThoroughbredLova says:

“However, Esprit’s shoulder is weird, and many judges do not place Esprits because of this. If you plan on showing, Esprit would not be a model that I would recommend.”
Home > Breyer Kids > The Breyer Community > RE: esprit or padr’e????

I have an idea for a photo show entry. Mostly I just thought he was pretty.

I still want to do a post on the model show. Been low on energy recently. Hence all the shopping [Necklace, Bats].

*2014 may have been the Year of Green Wood Horse, but this model says Fire to me.

New Equipment: Grooming Bats

glitter bats

Okay Milton, wave that back foot at me one more time. Go on. I dare you.

I do not advocate fear, or pain, or abuse. I do advocate respect. Me for the horse. The horse for me. A horse needs to know that a misstep will receive swift retaliation from the herd leader. That would be me.

Brandishment may be all that is required. So far, whenever we have shown Milton a tool of motivation, be it crop or lungewhip, he has immediately climbed back on the high and noble path.

It is a symbol to myself as well. Milton is a horse with opinions. The only way to deal with a strong-willed horse is to be even stronger. I know this. I spent 20 years keeping Previous Horse’s monstrous ego in check. Lately, I have gotten out of the habit. You can confront Rodney with a doily made out of tissue paper. So, I shall grab my glitter bat and tell myself, to misquote Stuart Smalley,

I’m good enough.
I’m strong enough.
And dammit people like me …

… even if my horse doesn’t.

glitter bat close up

Source: Sparkle Glitter Jump Bat
by Intrepid International from Amazon

I tried to order through a tack store, but couldn’t find any this zippy and few this cheap. Mostly the zippy.

Why glitter? Why not? If it ain’t fun, why do it? Can’t you just see taking this on cross-country and watching the old guards’ heads explode? The jumping disciplines need to lighten up, add color, and put the “show” back in horse show. The saddle seat folks have that right.

Spring Forward!

Milton is mobile! We went to Stepping Stone on Sunday! Test run of horse, truck, and trailer! Success! There and back again! Milton thinks the peacock is darn weird! Milton has a point!

Rodney got ridden! Twice over the weekend! A handful of minutes at a walk! The ring was in a different place! He hasn’t had a lot of work lately! He was less happy than last time [Gold Star]! All parties on speaking terms at the end!

!!Progress!!

I promise not to make this into a blow-by-blow training journal. I’m not clever enough to make that entertaining. However, when one is learning to tie one’s shoes, each small success is a milestone to be celebrated. After a while, one is assumed to be able to do these things.

The next step for Milton is to ship over for remedial groundwork with my saddle seat instructor and eventual introduction to a cowboy for Backing, The Sequel. Yes, yes, he was ridden on the track and by his previous owner. I have photos and videos of him being ridden on trial. I have no idea why he acts like an unbroke three-year-old for us. That is an issue for tomorrow.

Rodney and I will keep on until both of us are ready for the next microscopic increase, be it 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years.

!!Progress!!

!!Spring!!

Repost, BTE 8 of 9: Spring Fitness

Continuing to repost the entries from my previous monthly blogs Back To Eventing and Back To Riding. This was originally posted on the USEA website Tue, 2011-04-19, archived here. Illustration by Jean Abernethy.

At this point in the column, the rot had started to set in. It’s was becoming more obvious that I would not be writing about competition any time soon. They never said, but I have to assume this contributed to the eventual termination of the column. Therefore, I had cause to blame Rodney for the end of my writing opportunities as well as the end of my riding ones. It was a bleak time.

March illuBack To Eventing: Spring Fitness
(One of a series on a rider’s preparation for Eventing)
As of March 1st – 192 days to AEC 2011, September 8-11.

“Along the way, I also wanted to prove to the world that you don’t have to put an age limit on your dreams, that the real reason most of us fear middle age is that middle age is when we give up on ourselves.”
Age Is Just A Number by Dara Torres (Olympic swimmer) with Elizabeth Weil [Broadway 2009]

Swimming is my new out-of-saddle exercise. Given my knees, running is out. Aerobics is paying for the privilege of hopping up and down. Zumba looks awesome on a 23-year-old professional dancer able to move her body in six directions. Given the lateral flexibility of a school horse, it’s just hopping up and down to funky music. In addition to being low-impact and good exercise, swimming has enough complex skills to occupy the chattering monkeys in my head while the rest of me huffs and puffs.

Two Different Worlds
I must stress that I am the farthest thing from a waterbunny. I was a scrawny kid. I sank – repeatedly. This did not engender a life-long love of swimming. My mother swims as if she’s half seal lion, but it has always been an area on which we agree to disagree. Kinda like horses. Flash forward to the beginning of this year. A friend mentioned she used to lap swim. I was searching for exercise and a new activity. This qualified as both.

I’m not used to confronting large amounts of water. I get seasick on boats and bored at the beach. I prefer showers to baths. For the last few decades, the largest body of water in my life has been the 100-gallon pasture water trough.

An aquatic environment is antithetical to a dusty one. I am far more familiar with the latter. The saying goes that every person will eat a pound of dirt before she dies. Those of us who spend time in barns eat that in a year, along with horsehair, dander, and the occasional dash of Kopertox. I’m used to being dirty and covered with sweat, not clean and covered with chemicals.

Plus I can’t get excited about germs. I’ve seen a woman in the dressing room stand on a towel to avoid contact with the floor. I’ve seen another compulsively wipe down the exercise equipment before using it. Perhaps I should care more. However, cleaning stalls while eating leftover pizza long ago burned away any germ phobia. If I were to consider that the water swishing in and out of my ears may have just swished in and out of my neighbor’s armpit, I’d never swim again.

Not So Far Apart
“Relax your shoulders.”
“Find the rhythm.”
“Don’t overthink it.”

My first swimming lesson sounded like every riding lesson. The computerized weight machines even tell me to slow down. The venue changes; the issues don’t.

I wish I could report that swimming has helped my riding. So far it’s mostly left me cranky and exhausted. There are a few moments just after I push off, when I glide through the water without moving, that are the tiniest bit akin to those miracle moments during a jump-off when the tight turns suddenly become wide and the jumps sprout big Xs on the proper take-off spots.
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P.S. Apologies for last month’s countdown. Basic math should have indicated that seven months would be greater than the number posted. It’s right this month. I hope.

P.P.S. To access back columns in the USEA archives, check out Rodney’s Facebook page: Rodney aka Perpetual Motion.

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Rodney’s Saga repost locations
BTE 1 of 9: How I Won the Training Level AEC
BTE 2 of 9: The Cast Assembles
BTE 3 of 9: The AEC, a Realization in Five Phases
BTE 4 of 9: New Horse Blues
BTE 5 of 9: Buying the Horse is Only the Beginning
BTE 6 of 9: Back To Square One
BTE 7 of 9: Getting to Know You

List of all nine USEA links

Art Foto Friday: Threshold Cat

Arthur 2 21 15 bw

Source photo

Arthur
Arthur

Effect achieved in GIMP, photo-editing software, from Color > Threshold or Tools > Color Tools > Threshold. It’s not black&white photography. There are no gray tones. It’s just the color black and the color white. I am enchanted with this process for outline and texture.

Spotted, Rodney
Milton, SSF