The Illustrated Month, May

Images

Art from the outside world. OrigamiUSA: The Art of Origami. Gallery of images.

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Legend

M – “They bring the flowers that bloom in the Maaaaayyyy.” Jolson via Bugs Bunny. loonytunes.fandom.com: Wet Hare. [April]

A – “Strolling Through the Park One Day.” YouTube: Heather Locklear and Kermit (Wait, what? Muppet Wiki: Strolling Through the Park One Day.)

Y – “School’s out for summer,” …. Simpson’s ….. MLlive: Alice Cooper’s ‘School’s Out’ classic turns 45 years old, Serba, 2017

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[The Illustrated Month, January]
[The Illustrated Month, February]
[The Illustrated Month, March]
[The Illustrated Month, April]

Onwards!
Katherine

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Unlock Your Door, Fiction Fragments

Words

Fiction from the outside world. Recent (re)read. The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells. Soup to nuts, six in the series and two shorts. Do you reread? Free fiction. Two online, stand-alone short stories from the series. Wired: The Future of Work: Compulsory & Tor.com: Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory. [Virtual Attitude, Woe Is Us]

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What Have We Here?

Over on Errant Moon, the blogger/knitter announced the sale of two keychains. (Image from post.)

“I sold two fossil Ammonite keyrings that may, or may not, show up in the next Matt Smith film. I am being very cool about it….”

Well THAT took longer than expected…

Intriguing. I poked about on the Internet. Made a comment to that effect.

Internet says the next movie for MS is supernatural horror. Cue ominous music. Just when you thought it was safe to sit on the couch.

ibid

Couldn’t let it go.

Since then I have been trying to figure out how adorable knitted pillows keychains could figure in a horror movie, supernatural or otherwise. Ignore the fact that I confused keychains for pillows. Two at the end left over from that.

For keychains, pillows, and other knitted goodies, Etsy: The Errant Moon.

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Possible Plots

Symbol of a Stalker

You get out of a difficult relationship, either business or romantic. You move across country. You change your name. Years pass. One night you come home. You unlock the three bolts on your front door. You disable the alarm. You notice an adorable knitted keychain hanging on your key hook. An adorable knitted keychain that wasn’t there this morning.

Unseen Symbol of a Stalker

… as above except Main Character does not notice the keychain. Audience does. Set up for jump scare.

Angry, Angry Aliens

They were outraged to find humans using alien eggs for decor. When they discovered the objects were crafted artifacts rather than eggs, it was too late.

Aliens On Alert

Aliens plant listening devices in harmless household objects.

2084

The government plants listening devices in … no, wait. We pay with our own money to bring listening devices into our homes. Orwell never saw that coming.

Movie Posters & Book Taglines

The Keychain

Some doors were never meant to be opened!

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The Keychain

What would you do with the power to open ANY door?

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The Keychain

It holds the key to your dreams.

Are you ready to face your dreams?

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Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Sit On The Couch

Pillow Talk

Psychic pillow absorbs & re-emits feelings generated around it. However, happy feelings are generally broadcast into the air, several feet from pillow. Sad feelings are sobbed into pillow. Therefore pillow absorbs mostly unhappy feelings. Pillow becomes despondent. An angry psychic emitter is not a good thing to have in one’s home.

Pillows Talk

… as above, except a pair. One pillow designed to absorb/emit “good” feelings. The other one, “bad” feelings. Is okay because they balance each other. Then the pair is split up. Cue ominous music. The “good” pillow in the house leads to manic behavior and misplaced optimism. The “bad” pillow leads to apathy. While grayness and despair are not fun, nothing much happens. More “bad” results come from “good” pillow. Make point that no behavior is inherently good or bad unless excess makes it so.

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Indy 5K Walk

Fit To Ride

Awareness of the outside world. Racing for Children’s.
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INDY 5K – Barber Motorsports
Friday, 29 April 2022
On the track!

Official results.

My data.

Bringing up the rear, as planned. I generally let everyone else go out ahead of me. Having trouble walking and aiming. Selfie angles are not simple.

For the shortest line, follow the tire tracks.

Parked so close together, they had to fold in the mirrors. Amazing.

Infield art, a figure holding up or pushing down a bridge support.

Post-walk dinner. I will not confess how quickly I tore through this festival of carbs.

Onwards!
Katherine

Going Around Again

Riding

Awareness of the outside world. Alabama News Center: Alabama pool player Ed Gill is 96 years young and still going strong, McKinney, April 1, 2022.

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Had a second lesson on Saturday at Stepping Stone Farm.

Would I like to ride in the walk/trot lesson with Milton & Greg? [Hooves, Lesson]

Hmm. Hadn’t even occurred to me.

Yes. This is the obvious and efficient answer. I’m there anyway. Doing is better than not doing, right?

No. Watching/helping them is kinda the point of the exercise. Plus it’s too hard to ride two horses at the same time.

Yes but no. This is where I ended up. A lesson but not until Milton was done and standing at the trailer tucking into his hay.

Optimus was, of course, a star.

Onwards!
Katherine

Leisurely Lesson

Riding

Awareness of the outside world. The Canadian Horse Heritage & Preservation Society: 2022 CHHAPS Challenge: 100 Hours in 100 Days, June 1- September 11, 2022. Open to all breeds. Grooming time counts. I know nothing beyond what it says here. Anyone know about the breed? The organization? The challenge?

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I have most definitely chosen the path of maximum positive reinforcement for my lessons at Stepping Stone Farm. [Lessons, Theory Vs. Reality, Further Considerations]

I ride a nice, well-trained beginner’s horse.

Trot please. Okay.

Canter please. Okay.

Could I ride “more” horse? Sure.

Talent? Good looks & charm? Attitude? Drama? Got enough of that at home, thank you very much.

Ride a nice, pleasant horse on a nice, pleasant day.

Onwards!
Katherine

We Ride At Dawn, Again, Week 5, Virtual Tevis 2022

Riding

Awareness of the outside world. Health Imaging: Be prepared: IV contrast media shortage could last up to 8 weeks, Murphy, May 06, 2022.

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Total. 33.8 miles, 18 rides, 14 hours 57 minutes, 26:32 pace, 2.12 mph.

This week. 6.3 miles, 4 rides, 2 hours 35 minutes. Pace & rate, as above.

Pace recorded from results, mph calculated. That’s why they don’t match. According to an online running calculator, a 26.32 pace equals 2.2 mph, while 2.12 mph converts to a 28.18 pace. Meh. Close enough. You get the idea. Turtle power!

Notes

First pre-breakfast ride of the year. Horses are fine with it. Me, not so much. Doesn’t matter what time I get to bed. I will never be a morning bunny.

Despite our leisurely speed, we are in the middle of the pack, 177 & 178 out of 370 (48%). Only 20 have finished. From this I assume that the real endurance riders are off doing IRL endurance rides. The VT has settled down to folks who knock off a few miles at a time.

Posts
[First Quarter Complete, Week 4, Virtual Tevis 2022]
[VT archives]

Onwards!
Katherine

Heading South, Hay Quest 2022

Horsekeeping

Awareness of the outside world. NYT: Museum of Natural History’s Renewed Hall Holds Treasures and Pain, Lubow, May 5, 2022. Subtitle: Its oldest gallery, Northwest Coast Hall, reopens May 13 with rare cultural objects and a fresh emphasis on the lives of Indigenous people who made them. Announcement of project, AMNH: A Major Project in the Northwest Coast Hall, 2017, in case you can’t access the NYT. Hat tip to L.

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Went a few towns south for the most recent load of hay. Limit 15 bales. Never seen that before. I end up here about once a year. They seem to have hay when we don’t. Better contacts? Different contacts? Different buying patterns among their customers? No idea. Just glad they had hay.

Nice, heavy bales. The previous few batches from another places have been packed so loosely that one “flake” squashes down to nothing. It concerns me when I can easily lift the bale.

May this been the start of a beautiful hay season.

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[The Search Iterates, Hay Quest 2022]

Onwards!
Katherine