Welcome Home, Patient Report #2

Awareness of the outside world. “The next two-day FREE access, with its new 2023 lineup of videos, is January 30 and 31, 2023.” The Backyard Horse Blog: Exciting Announcement About The 2023 Art of The Horseman Online Fair! I signed up. I know nothing beyond what is said in the post. I figure the price is right. Yes, I am trading my information for the pass. Given how much of my data is spread all over horse businesses, that ship has sailed.

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Milton came home yesterday!

Much rejoicing!

Doctors Orders:

First Month. Stall rest with limited handwalking/hand-grazing.

Second month. Small paddock, unlimited handwalking/hand-grazing.

Third month. Pasture. No work.

Once clear, with no problems in recovery, can go back to light work.

Photo note. The bucket is low to recreate what he had at the vet clinic. He appears to like to dunk his hay while eating. Any water any way he wants is fine with us!

Annotated Updates

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Week 2 was about getting better.

[When The Poop Emoji Is Your Favorite, Patient Report #1] Day one thru Tues 10 Jan

Wednesday 11 Jan

AM & PM. Attitude & prognosis continue to be aces. Opened feed door. Wanted to give him a chance to look around. Mainly tried to reach his bucket. That I had moved.

[When The Poop Emoji Is Your Favorite, Patient Report #1]

Thursday 12 Jan

AM. Milton in a mood. More of a Milton mood than a patient mood. I thought it was an incoming storm. Turns out Doc had just examined the incision. Given the need to get under Milton and poke at his belly, Doc gave him a little something-something. When I got there, Milton was still shaking it off. Milton has a distinctive type of cranky irritableness when he’s had enough and wants to be left alone. I patted his nose and left him to it. K

PM. Fed a handful from his dinner ration. First time this year that we have been able to give anything to our horse. Weird. G&K

Friday 13 Jan

AM. Check. K

PM. Staples out. G.

[Photos from the Vet Clinic, Nothing Gory I Promise, Patient Report #1.1]

Saturday 14 Jan

AM. Shavings in his tail! And elsewhere! First time Milton has rolled post surgery. G&K

PM. Was cleared for treats this morning. I happened to have one in my pocket. Brought two – just two – tonight. A hello treat and a goodbye treat. G&K

Sunday 15 Jan

AM. Check. G&K

PM. Brought two pieces of carrot as treats. Milton is sure there is more to a carrot. G&K

Monday 16 Jan

Home. Excited & exhausted. Horses. People. Everyone.

Onwards!
Katherine

Barn Remodel for Rehab, Stall

Awareness of the outside world. Peeks out from under rock. Wonders what has been happening in the wide world. Looks around. Same shit, different day. Dives back under rock.

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We use the stall often but only for short periods. Allowing Rodney to eat in peace. Keeping one horse in while the other works. Rodney staying up when we initially thought Milton’s trip to the vet was an overnighter. (Ha!) [Patient Report #1]

With a horse scheduled for a month of stall rest, we are looking at a 24/7 resident.

Time to renovate the stall.

BTW, stall bigger than it appears in photo above. (Bigger in the inside?) Photo has some parallax and the stall is a double-wide. There is more stall behind where I am standing.

On to the punch list.

Bought new wheelbarrow, bigger, rated for mud.

Stripped stall down to the ground and beyond. Got rid of anything even slightly dubious, i.e. an ancient hay stalk that might tempt a bored horse.

Banished Rodney so the stall could dry.

Regraveled edges.

Put gravel under feeding area mat & entrance mat. We have chosen to go with dirt floor and shavings for the main horse living area. We had mats but they a) migrated and b) would get slippery – particular when Rodney would come in from the field to relieve himself using the indoor potty. Really, horse? You couldn’t do this before or after breakfast? You had to do this now? But I digress. Flooring and bedding is an endless topic for discussion.

Patched the endless tiny leaks in a 30+ year-old roof.

Shavings & more shavings.

Bring on the horse!

Onwards!
Katherine

You Say Escapism Like It’s A Bad Thing, Repost

Reposted from a secondary blog I had for a while. Minor typos addressed. ‘Madman in a box’ is from the TV show. At the time, it was all men. Also, the Internet tells me the quote is correctly “I am definitely a mad man with a box.” Tardis DataCore: The Eleventh Hour. Original post [Off Topic: Escapism]

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Science fiction and fantasy get it in the neck for being shallow. Critics have it the wrong way round. The lack of depth is not a bug, it’s a feature. What is the point of escaping to somewhere if it looks just like the place you left?

In SF/F-land, the teams are obvious. The guy in the black armor who sounds like an asthmatic vacuum? He’s bad news. Avoid him. You are completely justified in taking him down. You are morally obliged to interfere with his plans as much as possible. Oh, sure he gets Redeemed, but he does so by turning his hat from black to white. The Dark Side doesn’t suddenly become sympathetic.

In the real world, your team depends on where you are standing. Fighting the government is illegal. Unless you win and establish your own country. They you are called a Patriot and have a day named after you.

In SF/F-land, choices are clear. Not necessarily fun. Not necessarily easy. But clear. There is a nod toward providing texture. Elves are self-involved. Hobbits are excessively bucolic. They may ignore the politics of the world at large to focus on the latest gossip from the Green Dragon. Frodo feels he is not strong enough to carry the One Ring. But Sauron is always evil. No one wants to go marching into Mordor. But everyone knows which way Mordor lies.

In the real world, choices are complicated. Skating quickly past the philosophically dense subject of good versus evil, we don’t even know the import of a choice. Your college major or who you marry might not matter in five years. Choosing to turn down one street versus the other might rearrange your universe. I once ended up as a working student at a horse farm after a chance encounter on an airplane.

In SF/F-land, archetypes are dependable. A literary friend of mine doesn’t like Doctor Who. She finds the show unsympathetic because the main character has no chance for growth. That’s the point. The Doctor remains constant. Companions change. Decades change. Even faces change. Yet, when you hear that whooshy sound, you know you will be getting the mad man in a box.

In the real world, archetypes don’t exist. People are not characters created for our entertainment. Even one’s nearest and dearest callously insist on having interests and areas of their lives that have nothing to do with one. No matter how hard I try to be perceptive, people are not equivalent to the image of them I carry in my head. When I am close, harmony ensues. When I am not, the world gets weird.

This is why we introduce the SF/F world into our real world. For a few minutes, we allow our minds to rest in a place where we can be sure of the rules. If I want moral ambiguity and gray areas, I’ll watch the news.

Onwards!
Katherine

Photos from the Vet Clinic, Nothing Gory I Promise, Patient Report #1.1

Companion photos to patient updates. Original plan was to have weekly patient reports. I can already see that this event will get spread all over the blog in the upcoming weeks. Why not, it’s taken over my life. I shall try to entertain rather than perseverate, or at least do both. [Patient Report #1]

Milton eating. “Getting small amounts of hay.” [Patient Report 4 Jan]

Milton done eating. They can do things with their snoots that I could not do with my fingers.

“Made G*dawful mess trying to get to handful of grain in bottom of water bucket. Was there to get him to drink. He figured he spill it out instead. Get this &@^#^ water out of my way. Owners not in least surprised.” [Patient Report 1 Jan]

Continued playing with his water bucket off and on during the week. Friend of a friend had a horse at the clinic at the same time. 😦 Friend was telling them about Milton, friend-of-a-friend says, “Oh, was he the horse who was spilling his water bucket and making a mess?” Yes, that was our horse.

10 days later. Never change, Milton. Never change.

Onwards!
Katherine

Other Horses, SSF

Awareness of the outside world. Alabama News Center: Brooke Gillis named new CEO of Alabama’s Innovation Depot, by Innovation Depot, December 12, 2022. Action shot by Meg. [Archives]

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Between the cold snap … [Polar Vortex 2022]

… and spending our days at the vet clinic, [The Poop Emoji]

we squeezed in a few lessons at Stepping Stone Farm.

Landen, Wednesday. Regardless of how long it’s been since I’ve ridden hunter/jumper/dressage/eventing, If I haven’t ridden saddle seat, I revert to hunter/jumper/etc.

Bubba, Friday. Got a report that he had been rude to his riders lately.

Me: We aren’t doing any of that today, are we?
Bubba: No, Ma’am.

Some horses you just get. Mind you, we broke at the canter in both shows last year, and I still had trouble keeping him cantering in the first direction, so no relationship is perfect. TBH, I lost the canter at three out of the four shows last year, with two different horses, so it’s not all Bubba. Which is weird because cantering is usually what I do well. But I digress.

Also on Friday, Greg drove Optimus. Gave him a chance to enjoy a drama-free drive. Milton has been great about pivoting to driving horse, but the past is always lurking. No media. Completely forgot.

Onwards!
Katherine

When The Poop Emoji Is Your Favorite, Patient Report #1

Anyone who has dealt with colic knows how exciting this picture is. Second poop post-surgery.

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If you are just joining our program, Milton had colic surgery a week ago Saturday. What follows is my first post since the brief announcement last week. [When Weekends Go Wrong]

I have been doing daily reports, on a page instead of a post, so that the information stays in one place. [Milton Update page removed, Begin]

Day One

On the evening of Friday December 30th, Milton present with a mild colic. Responded to Banamine. Vet wanted to see him, either a farm call or bring him in. Off we went to the clinic. Rodney got put in the stall, not because he needed it, but because the people couldn’t cope with any possible problems.

Rectal and ultrasound exams. Passed the cookie test. Patted nose & left him at clinic. Rodney stayed in stall overnight. We figured Milton’s case was mild. We would pick him up the next day. Rodney could stay in the stall until then, again mainly for the sanity of the people.

Early morning, Milton’s pain signs increased. Vet started on IV fluids in the hopes of softening whatever was blocking him. No luck. Prep for surgery. We arrived right around the time they got started.

We waited. And waited. And waited. As one does.

Vet finally came out. Illial impaction, of an impressive length. One does not want to be the one to impress the vet, or dentist, or the IT guy. Ask me how I know. They were able to work it out without cutting into the digestive tract. Yay!

As Coach Kate said, “Sounds like the ‘best’ kind of colic surgery. Which is truly a weird statement.” No lie.

Got him settled. Went home. Let Rodney out – he was fine with it. Went back to see Milton.

Things to watch out for were the incision healing, infection and getting the gut moving again. I think. There were three thing. I’m hazy on exactly which.

Thoughts.

Exploratory laparotomy was a success. Abdominal cavity not a festival of melanomas.

Glad we were not doing this the previous weekend during the cold snap. So much waiting around.

Why is it always a weekend?

Lesson: Don’t worry about the future. It will be so much worse.

Week One

Both of us believe in the power of emotional support for patients. Plus, Milton likes to have people around. One of his favorite activities is to hang with the people. So, we made a point of visiting him twice a day. On the weekends, we would go together. During the week, I would go for a few hours in the morning; Greg would stop by after work.

In hindsight, Milton came through smoothly and quickly. Of course it didn’t feel like that at the time. (Nor is he done, she adds quickly and superstitiously.) Fortunately, Milton’s gut was quite interested in getting back in business. Part of his crankiness at the beginning of the week was discomfort; part of it was that he was HUNGRY!

Even when he looked puny, he’d always perk up if things started happening, Particularly if food might be involved. Milton is a very food-motivated horse. So was Previous Horse. I think it might be a racetrack thing.

As I type, on Tuesday, Milton is still at the vet clinic and looking good. They think he might be able to come home Friday or Saturday. (Crosses fingers.)

Annotated Updates

Text from the Day by Day Milton Updates page copied over to here. Will remove page once crisis has passed. Therefore, storing the information in weekly posts. Have added thoughts to the days, as reward for subjecting you to repeat material & bc I don’t know what I will remember in six months, so I’m noting everything.

Milton Update for Friday 30 Dec (3 Jan). Milton refuses cookie. To clinic.

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Doesn’t finish dinner. Refuses cookie. Alarm bells.

Walks. Banamine. Clear stall.

Feels better. Eating cookies.

Call vet bc that what we do. Expect to hear put in stall & watch. Bring in. Huh?

To clinic, 9 ish? maybe

Rectal. Ultrasound.

Milton Update for Saturday 31 Dec (3 Jan). Surgery. Illeal impaction. Docs able to work wodge out without cutting into digestive tract.

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6?6:30? am. Call from vet. Pain. Asks about starting IV fluid to get things moving. Wait? What?

8:30 am. Text vet. S’up?

9 am. Call from vet. Prepping for surgery.

Well, shit.

Load up & go

Wait. Wait more.

1st report from vets.

More report from vets.

No gut cuts! Yeah. Needle for gas & then worked the wodge out. One long wodge in small intestine. All three docs impressed with size of wodge. Secondary, smaller impaction farther along. As I understand it, waiting on wound, infection, and gut getting back in the game.

Went to get coffee while they got him settled. Greg says docs don’t want family around when they are getting the patient cleaned up & into bed.

2:05. In stall. Very stoned. Woke up enough to be pissed off when Greg went in to pat nose. Milton has bad White Coat allergy.

Pat nose & leave

6:12. Poop pic, Yay!!

Milton Update for Sunday 1 Jan (3 Jan). Visit twice. Perky in AM. More punk in PM, back on IV. Perked up with company. Dumped water bucket. Small meal.

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AM. Perky. Brought dogs but did not take out of truck.

Want a cookie! I will not be soothed! Want cookie! Um … did anyone get the number of that bus? 🐴

6:19. Punk. Back on IV. 😦 Perked up. Brushed mane. Did not bring dogs. Some pain this aft. No reflux. Had small lunch. Made G*dawful mess trying to get to handful of grain in bottom of water bucket. Was there to get him to drink. He figured he spill it out instead. Get this &@^#^ water out of my way. Owners not in least surprised. Interest in food earned another small meal. A qualified yay.

Feels like a week, at least. Was yesterday.

Milton Update for Monday 2 Jan (3 Jan). AM. Cleared for short hand walk! Good gut sounds. PM. Pissy Pony. Sore, hungry, bored. Continues to get good reports from vet.

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Permission for hand walk! Very short, very slow, if he does anything back he goes handwalk.

PM. Pissy pony. Annoying his nursing staff. Playing with water bucket. Dumping feed bucket while it waits outside stall. Prob sore, not pain, but sore. Def hungry. Getting meals, no hay yet as far as we can tell.

Milton Update for Tuesday 3 Jan.

AM. Excellent report from vet. Everything moving in and out as it should. Has stopped dumping his water bucket. 😂 K

🎶 Food, glorious food … 🎶

PM. Looks good. Quiet but curious. Enjoys having mane brushed. Would prefer cookies. G.

Began split shift visiting.

Rodney being very very good about staying by himself, although milking the situation for sympathy cookies. [Rodney’s Semi-Permanent Gold Star]

Post [When Weekends Go Wrong]

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Milton Update for Wednesday 4 Jan

AM. Milton continues to do well. Getting small amounts of hay in addition to small meals. Wants to roll but doesn’t quite feel ready yet. Pawing. Tentative crouch. Nope.

I sat on a stool in stall. Used time to do reading for a class, along with texting, walk breaks etc. Lasted less than two hours. Left because I was exhausted.

PM. Greg says the IV input has been removed from Milton’s neck. Milestone! Tired, possibly because he is comfortable enough to be tired. 🤞

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Rodney boopy & stoic during bodywork. He misses his buddy. Long night, dislikes going thru storm solo.

Milton Update for Thursday 5 Jan

AM. Good report. Bright-eyed and interested in food. Gut doing gut things. Minor incision infection, not unexpected 5 days (!) out of surgery. Stomach edema. May get belly band for support. Waiting on poop, so no lunch or hay, Sad horse face. Was quieter without me in stall, so I left. I think ‘No human equals no chance of food. Might as well chill.’

PM. Looks better than last night. No belly band. G

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Banamine in am. Lots of discussion of back inner belly lump. Could be dire, mostly likely a melanoma. Grays get bumps.

Milton Update for Friday 6 Jan

AM Better mood today. Lunch! Belly band taking pressure off. K

PM. Everyone continues to be pleased with progress to date. Has new belly band for better fit (see 7 Jan). G

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AM. Waiting on lunch when I arrived. Belly band on. Weighed. 1065. Losing weight, was 1121 last time he was weighed. Walked well. Lunch! Sat with. Vet tech brushed & he was with good with it. Doc adjusted band, cute trick on a horse already girthy. Hay. Alfalfa shaken out to be less stemmy. Served in bucket.

Milton Update for Saturday 7 Jan

AM. Check. G

PM. Quieter than he has been in AM during the week. Hard not to see it as punk, but everyone says he’s doing well. (Crosses fingers. Crosses fingers.) If I am reading the chart correctly, one scoop for dinner! G&K

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G in am (K class), both in PM.

Dunno who if anyone is reading these day by day. In the event someone is (waves hi!), can’t stop now. Dropping out of sight would be unfair.

Milton Update for Sunday 8 Jan

Heading into week two at clinic.

AM. Check. G&K

PM. I understand how you dribbled dinner onto your leg. How did you get it on the back of your ear? G&K

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Getting glimpses of his normal snarky self

Milton Update for Monday 9 Jan

AM. Check. K

PM. Belly band off. Slight drainage from front of incision. G

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Horse across the aisle was acting the fool. Milton did not participate nor get upset. He just stared at him. ‘Who is this clown. My neighbors are weird.’

May come home as early as Friday. Yay! Cue increased running about to get everything ready. Last date we saw was Jan 16, next Monday. We figured we had another weekend to get the barn ready for a resident on stall rest. Happy to be wrong, if so.

Milton Update for Tuesday 10 Jan

AM. Belly band back on. Definitely seeing more and more of the normal Milton.

PM. May not come home until Monday, only b/c everyone wants to be sure that he is ready. What’s another weekend at the hotel? (Sobs quietly into checkbook.) Slight incision leak drying up. Next step is to remove the staples. G

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Onwards!
Katherine