Word For The Week

Lettering

 

 
This is not the boredom of a Sunday afternoon, “when you know that you’ve had all the baths you can usefully have that day.”

This is toxic, spiky boredom. The horror ennui from numbers that keep rising. The enervating tedium of endlessly cycling through news channels, of being unable to stop oneself from endlessly cycling through news channels.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

The Sixteen, Fiction

Words

 
Another one that started out as a question on a blog post [Ring, Bridge]. Well, not really a question. But a post that left room for questions. In The Errant Moon: Very specific shout-out, the author attempts to reestablish contact with one person. The rest of us were left to twiddle our thumbs. We were not given an explanation. So I made up my own. A doomed love affair? Too obvious. Too ‘missed connections.’ What did we even know about the party of the second part? After all, on the Internet no one knows you’re a dog. Could be a job gone bad. Could be a tontine realized. Credit for the assist in title & illustration.
Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

~~~
 

 
With quaking tentacle, I pressed publish. Would they see the post? Would they respond?

Today was perigee. Every 22 months, this was the best window to restock supplies from our temporary base on Mars.

It had been so long. Was it too late?

It is hard to stage an alien invasion when all of your troops have gone native.

Obviously we could change shape. We would have been recognized immediately otherwise. At first, we delighted in all the different animals and people and rocks we could impersonate. Gradually, we centered on making ourselves over into people. It was the most functional shape for gathering intelligence.

The more we acted as people, the more like people we became. As it says in Thief of Time, you put things in human shapes, they take on human characteristics.

In hindsight, introducing Pratchett may have been a mistake.

Changing forms is a slow process, not particularly comfortable, but doable. Like have a root canal from the bottom up.

We changed less and less often. When we did change, we found ourselves circling among a few favorite forms. Gradually we centered in certain attributes, such as skin tone, or genetic make up of favored chromosomes, or preference in food choices. I can always tell Teal from her aversion to tomatoes.

Her. His. They. Arrg. Your genders are so arbitrary. We’ll go with her/she. It’s totally wrong but for the right reasons.

My people have all wandered off. Got to go deep, they said. We will find out more if humans trust us, they said. Go, I said. They did. Report back, I said. They didn’t.

Silver became a singer. I didn’t understand half of her songs. From what I read, neither do her fans. Interpreting the lyrics takes up a good 25% of her fan forums.

Fuschia became a building. She always preferred the trap-and-wait method of hunting. She was certainly luring them in. Businesses in her building did remarkably well, making rents unusually high for that area, when there was a vacancy at all.

I started a blog as a way to reach my scattered troops. Official intel reports were coming in too slowly and too sporadically. You can only send out so many commands that are met with, “Who, me? Must have gotten lost/been rerouted/eaten by a manatee.” That last was from Cyan, who was “Scouting out the oceans.”

A blog was a method that was both human and unobtrusive. It worked for a while. They would read and comment. Sometimes about their lives, sometimes reporting in on the others. That’s how I found out about Olive’s foray into lighting direction for movies. I told her repeated that Agent to the Stars is not an instruction manual for invading a planet.

Lately, the responses have dropped off. They read them. I know they do. Sometimes they comment, usually with an alias. Doesn’t matter, I can smell when one of my own is communicating.

I keep changing blogs. Humans as a whole may be unobservant skeins of yarn, but the occasional ball of wool has the rare flash of brilliance. It wouldn’t do to have a sleep-deprived grad student make the connection and realize the world is doomed.

So I changed blogs from time to time. A cooking blog. A book and movie review blog. For a while I ran dueling blogs that argued opposite sides of current political positions. No cat photos. Can’t compete with y’all there.

Whether my posts were text or photos or clips from songs, I made sure that the sub-harmonics were in an ascending 3-5-7 scale, to make them easy to find.

Regardless of the format of the blog, every 22 months I posted the number 16. As a call sign. A marker. A reminder of who we are. I’ve used a 16-petal flower. A 4×4 vehicle. I’ve quoted Luke 8:16, although the light of battle was probably not the light that the author wanted everyone to see.

No response. Year after year.

We were a unit. We were a fighting force. We were 16. Now, we were ones and threes and other arrangements I shudder to contemplate. Does the essential number mean nothing to them any more?

All I can do is post and wait.

Meanwhile, I’m off to Disneyland. Great people watching there. Useful for strategic planning. Really. I swear.

~~~curtain~~~

Will Walk For Bling

Fit To Ride

 

To fill the void left by horse show ribbons in 2020, I have turned to medals for virtual 5K walks. I am aiming for one a month.

Done
2019 [Proof of Concept, Race, er, Walk Report, Magic City Run 2019] IRL

January [Strolling To A Soundtrack, Walk Report, MLK Day Drum Run 2020] IRL

April [Strolling Along, Walk Report, La Jolla Shores Virtual 5K 2020] Virtual

For various reasons, mostly having to with me crawling along at turtle speed, I don’t yet have a medal to display from these. I should get one soon. Loot!

Signed Up – All virtual [Virtual Bling]
May Cellcom Green Bay Marathon Sunday the 17th

June. Solstice walk. Anchorage, Alaska & Tromsø, Norway have both canceled theirs, so mine may be even more virtual that usual. Fairbanks, Alaska offers a virtual 10k. New moon means no night walk. Saturday the 20th.

July Gaelic Gallop, BreyerFest 5K Run/Walk Sunday the 12th.

Considering – All virtual
August Derby Festival Mini Marathon. Since this is 13.1 miles, I would distribute it over four weekends. “This means you can even plan to run your distance in segments.” Derby Festival Marathon: Virtual Race FAQs . One advantage to virtual, I can parse it however I want. Not sure I want to commit to that much walking and the medal is in honor of a boxer rather than in an equine design. Saturday, August 22. Virtual offered. Closing date August 17th.

September, October, and November. I’m hoping a few of the bigs offer a virtual 5k option. Abbott World Marathon Majors. Updated to track the status of the fall events.

September
Boston Marathon, Monday the 14th.

To The Front Lines
We’ll wait to start until you reach the finish.
Thank You
BAA: Home

Sniffle. IRL canceled. Virtual marathon. No 5k. News.

BMW Berlin Marathon, Sunday the 27th. Canceled.

October
Virgin Money London Marathon, Sunday the 4th. Still on as of 6/28. News.

Bank of America Chicago Marathon, Sunday the 11th. “Preparing for both outcomes.” as of 6/28. News. “All participants must be capable of maintaining a 15:00/mile pace, and completing the full 5K (3.1 miles) distance, start line to finish line, within the event time requirement of 45 minutes (mm:ss/45:59).” Chicago5K: Event requirements Not even close. If they go virtual, I’ll try anyway.

Schneider Electric Marathon de Paris, Sunday the 18th. IRL canceled. No virtual. News.

OR

Flying Pig Marathon, Cincinnati Ohio. How can I not [Flying Pigs]? I wonder how Rodney would feel about walking 5k. Sunday the 11th.

Upon further research, I found that the virtual Flying Pig was held on the original date of Sunday May 3. Went ahead & registered late. May do the walk over the summer. May save the medal for the October weekend. If October is also virtual, I’ll walk twice. Or I’ll walk one and Rodney will walk one. Who knows. The point is, ordered me a Flying Pig medal.

Now that I have signed up, I find that they have set a deadline of June 1st for the virtual. Oh well, two in one month is doable. Onwards.

IRL canceled. Virtual. News.

November
TCS New York City Marathon. The one that started it all [Proof of Concept], Sunday the 1st. Canceled. No virtual. News.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

The Unbridgeable Abyss That Shall Eternally Divide Them

Adventures in Saddle Seat

Enjoy the Ride

 

I’ve spilled a fair amount of electrons comparing saddle seat to other disciplines. There is one place where they will never, ever agree.

Wanna taunt a saddle seat trainer? Send photos after you trim manes and tails. Left, Rodney’s mane. Trimmed because he looked like a shaggy Muppet. Right, Milton’s tail. Trimmed off the ground to keep out ticks.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

In Which Horses Remind Us That They Don’t Care What Is Happening Globally

Horsekeeping

Lucky enough to have a horse.

 
After spending April shedding his shoes [To Ride, Saddletime], Rodney continues to be … diverting. Yeah. We’ll go with that, diverting. Let’s look at the timeline.
 

 
Blacksmith was able to come out right away. Yay. I found the shoe so they were able to quickly hammer it back into shape and tack on. Yay. We were able to go for a team walk on our anniversary. Things were looking up …
 

 
… or not. The day after the walk, Rodney came in with a big leg from being kicked on the inside of his right hind. Either kicked himself or had help from his roommate. Small, even tiny, nick. Enough swelling in the leg to get him out of work but not enough to prevent him cavorting around the field.
 

 
I may have sat on him bareback during rehab.
 

 
If he can trot completely sound out in the pasture, he can play couch while Milton works.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Mood On Monday, Pondering The Moment

Thoughts

 
As custodians of the future, it behooves us to continue our documentation of this historical moment [Whither, Ugly]. The broadest global events are made up of individual moments, individual decisions, individual actions. Therefore, recording our situations as they occur in the flux of time creates the sine qua non of primary sources. With all of this in mind, I would like to reflect on where we are on this day in April 2020.

Wait. It’s May?

Has been for a over a week?

Where did April go?

Excuse me. I seem to have lost a month.

Wanders off.

Looks for cookie.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott