Mood On Monday, Safety Lecture

Now is not the time to go to a hospital.

Conduct yourself as if a Pony Club inspector is watching.

Wear a helmet to lunge

Wear an XC vest to ride.

I assume you are already wearing a helmet to ride, hmmm?

 
Now is not the time to go to a hospital.

They don’t want the extra work.

You don’t want to be anywhere near the plague palace.

 
Now is not the time to go to a hospital.

Please do the non-riding equivalents for your non-riding activities.

Wear a mask.

Let’s all get through 2021 in one piece.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

My Emoji Isn’t Your Emoji

Images, Holiday

Ok, Now I’m Out of Season

 
Awareness of the outside world. MoMA Medium: The Original NTT DOCOMO Emoji Set Has Been Added to The Museum of Modern Art’s Collection, by Paul Galloway, 2016. But is it art? First Monday: Emoji at MoMA: Considering the “original emoji” as art, by Soojin Lee, 2018.
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Different phones, different days. The 12 Days of Christmas. [πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™πŸŒ™]

How now, round cow?

If you are interested in what phone shows which emoji, the Emojipedia lists the variation for each entry.
drum
music (pipers)
cartwheeling (leaping)
dancing
cow (milking, compensating for the lack of 4-legged in the list)
swan
egg (laying)
ring (white gold, props to L for point that out)
calling
eagle (bird)
French
chicken (hen)
turtle
dove
bird (partridge)
pear
evergreen tree

Thank you to friends & family who participated in this traditional-Christmas/modern post-Christmas adventure. Giggles to my young cousin M, who called the whole exercise “Boomer Humor.”

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

New Year, New Writing Project

Writing About Writing

 
Awareness of the outside world. For your amusement. Desktop Stables: A Tiny Barn. A toy barn for dolls. That’s right, 1:144 scale. Not only does the blogger construct this wee thing, she makes doll-sized dioramas of the process. Amazing.

The world is still serious. Sometimes you have to take a break.
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My greatest dressage challenge and how I overcame it

 
This is my new writing assignment for USDF Connection.

More money. Yay!

More words. Double yay! I was always agonizing over all the good bits I had to leave on the cutting room floor.

More space, writing-wise. Triple yay!

The previous assignment, Behind The Scenes, was a series of first-person statements. What I do. How I got started. That meant direct quotes. [Clips]

Here’s the inside pool. Vanishingly few of us talk in complete narrative. In 32 years as a journalist, I have had it happen to me twice. It was weird. The rest of us, myself most definitely included, converse in sentence fragments. Our verb tenses migrate. We start a thought, wander off, circle back.

Because of this, I would beat my brains to jelly assembling the best possible narrative with only the words in front of me. I did this every two months for seven years. I stressed myself out each time.

The new gig is third person. Here is Jack. Here is what happened to Jack. Here’s how Jack feels about what happened. Snappy pull quotes? Awesome! Bring ’em on. If not, I can explain what happened. I can take this part of the story from over here, attach it to that part from over there, and bridge the transition with a few words of my own. I can cite an outside source if appropriate.

This should be more work but less stress. At least, that’s the plan. We’ll see how it goes.

Onwards!

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Hey, Isn’t This A Horse Blog? We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

Horsekeeping

Lucky enough to have horses

 
Awareness of the outside world. Georgia? Who would have thought?
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It’s the little things.

The happiness of walking into the local feed store & seeing a tall pile of your hard-to-find feed. [Beginning Nov 4]

Getting to the poop pile before it is kicked all over the stall.

Finding the glove you dropped.

Finding the glove you dropped *not* in the mud.

And one not so little.

Finding out it’s an abscess instead of tendon damage. Picture from late December when blacksmith was finally able to carve out the remnants. Abscess was back in November. Pardon the blur. Trying not to clog up the shoeing process in my quest for blog media. [The Replay]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

Virtual 2021, Digital Fun For Foot And Pedal

Fit To Ride, For The Record

 
Awareness of the outside world … no words … or maybe too many words …
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The Theory, Revised
The plan was for fewer medals this year. They are fun, but how many medals does one need? Notice, I never say this about horse show ribbons. [Medley]

I had also decided to cut out the weekly 5Ks. Since September, I had been doing one 5k each week, whether or not a specific race was involved. When I’m walking the horses and walking myself, I can easily walk three kilometers in a day. What does the extra distance prove? That I can walk? I know that already. My fitness time would be better invested in flexibility or strength or aerobics. Improve things I am not good at instead of doing more of what comes easily to me.

However.

I may have been ignoring psychological component. Those weekly walks were one of the few reasons I left the property. My inner nouvellevore needs to see new places and new people. I don’t interact with these people, but at least I see them.

So, I’m back to weekly walks. Also, medals. If the aim is for mental enrichment, the medals amuse me.

The Types
Mostly to help me keep them straight.

Bike -> ongoing virtual challenge. Australia’s Great Ocean Road at the moment. Then a second GOR with a different company for comparison. More virtual run companies are adding digital touring to their offerings, instead of simply sending a medal. [GOR]

Daily walks of self & horses -> ongoing virtual challenge. UK’s Land’s End to John O’Groats at the moment. Being done with a team. [LEJOG]

Weekly 5Ks, one day-one walk ->
1st option) specific races, e.g. Drum Run, BreyerFest
2nd) if nothing available, then mileage put toward a short-term ongoing virtual challenge, e.g. Year of the Ox, Fuji.
3rd) if neither available, then a long-term ongoing challenge, LEJOG if still going on.

Lurking in the background is my DIY virtual walk of the Mississippi Great River Road. Standing by to soak up any free mileage. [MS]

Complicated? Why not? If I am going to be living inside my own head, might as well have a varied landscape.

The 5Ks
I am doing local races and a few special ones. Turns out I have a broad definition of special.

For the moment, I am limiting my engagement to races that are virtual only. Running outside with non-bubble people is probably safe. Probably. Given the current state of the country, I prefer to support organizations that err on the side of caution. If they are holding an IRL race, I wish them the joy of it, without me or my money. That will change at some point. Not yet. This is how I chose to vote with my dollars. YMMV

January & February
Jan1 to Feb 28. Year of the Ox. 20.21 miles. This is a challenge race masquerading as a series of 5ks. I prefer races that are tied to a real place. I can convince myself that the effort is slightly less imaginary. However, I got distracted by a pretty medal. So, I signed up, then figure out how to deploy the mileage. 20 miles is 32.5K so I have 6 weeks of medal motivation for the price (and storage) of 1.

January
Drum Run. Signed up. To be done in the pasture due to wanting to play the soundtrack as loud as possible. [2020]

February
SF YMCA Chinatown? A second Year-of-the-Ox medal walk.

Mardi Gras?

Mercedes Marathon Super Hero 5k? Local, no details yet.

Atlanta Marathon 5k. On the Speedway at night. I would love to stomp around the racetrack. Violates my self-imposed no-IRL rule.

March – (?)
Fuji Challenge. No date specified. As above, mind changed by medal. Four was more than enough Conquer Challenges. Then this. The Fuji medal is soooo pretty. I don’t have a bucket list. If I did, Fuji would be on it. 46 miles/74 km, 15 weeks of 5ks.

March
Tokyo Marathon, Run as One? They are talking about having associated global, virtual races. No details yet. Would like to do a 5k associated with each of the six major marathons: Tokyo, Boston, London, Berlin, Chicago and New York. IRL would be a fun fantasy. Virtual for now.

May
Empire State Building Run-Up? Find a tall building around me?

Flying Pig. Signed up. How could I not? [2020] [Flying Pigs]

July
Walcott Day? Walcott, Iowa. Maybe they will have a virtual run?

BreyerFest. Will sign up when available. Will try for an equine theme this year. [2020]

Sept
DragonCon? Depending what they offer and what is going on in the world by then. [2020]

October
Baltimore Running Festival. Signed up. Was offered $15 off of a $25 race, and special shiny red 20th anniversary medal. [2020]

November
Fuji? Different from above. Virtual run in 2020, missed the deadline.

City of the Sun? Cahokia, IL.

Magic City. [2020]

What are you doing for exercise this year?

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

No Epiphany, Lots of Feasting, Blogger Gift Exchange, What Came In

Holiday

I’m Not Late, It Is Still The Christmas Season

 
Awareness of the outside world. US Electoral College certification.
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To: Virtual Brush Box
From: The blog soon-to-be-formerly-known-as The $900 ******** Pony

The ear bonnet craze is after my time. This one this looks tres fancy. I didn’t find a note, but I’m wondering if the Santa-izing was custom. The $900 Pony: Pom Club.

A photo shoot gone wrong. Milton looked tres chic with the red&white bonnet and red&white blinkers. Was not interested in showing them off.

As a word nerd aside, calling it the Pom Club eliminates the need to decide between between pompom and pompon.

Eats. Have you seen the subscription boxes with food from various places? I just got one from Texas. Food seems to be a theme chez $900. The $900 Pony: Christmas on the Farm

Treats. We have tried fancy treats before. Our guys are quantity over quality kinda horses. They even prefer smaller treats if it means they get a higher number of them. However, we have found the perfect use for these. Loading treats. They are big and chewy. By the time the horses are done with the treat, we have closed up the trailer around them. I’ve already bought a second bag.

Took one look at a grey horse and decide we needed bathing supplies.

Clean equipment for a clean horse.

Thus ends the gift exchange. Pardon the dirt. Were we supposed to be taking pictures of the other end. We are thinking about changing his show name to PigPen.

Gift Exchange Links
2020
The Replay, intro
One For You, One For Me, Blogger Gift Exchange, What Went Out
No Epiphany, Lots of Feasting, Blogger Gift Exchange, What Came In
Cats herded by Alberta Equestrian

2019
Don Me Now My Gay Apparel, Equestrian Blogger Gift Exchange 2019
Gift Theory and Blogger Gift Exchange Follow Up
Cats herded by The Printable Pony

The $900 Pony On The Blog
Presto

I am following updates on Presto, who is sadly a very sick foal, The $900 Pony: Say hello to Presto!!! As a result, I am wrapped up in the lives of two women I may never meet. [Portrait of Rodney].

Fortunately Presto has grown into a healthy, active 3-year old, The $900 Pony:Shenaniganry.

Shopping enabler
Fly boots [From the Department of Silver Linings, Milton’s fly mask]
Crocheted Ponies [Pony for a Gift]
Ornament [Custom Ornament from Hamer & Clay]

Blog Post Ideas
[10 Little Things About Having Horses At Home]
[Saddle Seat Wednesday: It Was a Very Good Year]
[Top 5 Horse Show Essentials, Academy Division]

Misc
[State of the Blog: Title Question]

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott

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Since I’m too much of a word person to let the visuals stand alone.

Metro UK: When are the 12 Days of Christmas and what happens during them? by Elizabeth Atkin, Dec 2020

Vox: The 12 Days of Christmas: The story behind the holiday’s most annoying carol, by Tanya Pai, Dec 1, 2020

Nine ladies dancing or nine drummers drumming? It depends. Wiki: The Twelve Days of Christmas (song) > Variations of the lyrics, in which we find hounds, hares, bulls, bells, fifers, & fiddlers. Most variation creeps in at 7 & above. I guess because those lines don’t repeat as often.

Emojipedia

Wishing you the sprig of a juniper tree for the new year.
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Awareness of the outside world. US Senate run-offs in Georgia.

Stay safe. Stay sane.
Katherine Walcott