Hoof Meet Bucket

Imagine me sitting here, listening to the earworm:

There’s a hoof in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza.
There’s a hoof in the bucket, dear Liza, a hoof.

& wishing I was creative enough to come up with words to the rest of the verses.
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Gratuitous Kitten Picture
(Good taste prevented me dragging out the camera.)

Before she came to live with us, our German Shepherd had several litters. She has regained her figure but retains a few attributes of her maternal past. Recently, one of the kittens has been experiencing species confusion. I’ll let your imagination do the rest. Snaps to the dog for bearing it with fortitude.

TMI?