Back To The Bigtime

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Detail from photo taken by Mariah Bouchet.
Detail from photo taken by Mariah Bouchet.

Show this weekend (maybe. possibly. cross fingers. superstition scares me from being more definite. more on this tomorrow.) My first big show of the year, i.e. an open show with performance classes rather than a fun show for lesson students. It will be at held in at a show arena rather than at a local barn. Time to break out the shirt/vest/tie combo.

I’m ready. Mentally, that is. Physically, not so much.

In Obedience Epiphany, I expounded on my theory of the dressage horse versus the saddle seat show horse. Short version: “What’s next?” versus “Here we go!”

I asked my saddle seat instructor for her response to this post. It is her stated goal to train the horses so well that they can to do their jobs without their riders. In my previous riding life, having your trainer do all the work was something, if not to be ashamed of, at least not to boast about. You could buy a trained horse or have the trainer ride the horse around a new level to give a good experience. Maybe. But if the trainer needed to tune your horse daily, that made you a dressage queen or hunter princess. Neither are terms of affection.

However.

I think it goes to the goal of the riding style. The ideal of a well-trained ASB is that he (or she) trucks around on his own, stylin’ along while the rider sits in comfort and admires the scenery. A saddle seat trainer in an open class might be holding the horses’s hoof every stride, but needs to make it look as if the horse is on effortless autopilot. Whereas a dressage horse is supposed to be in a close dialogue with the rider. If the dressage horse is on autopilot, the rider needs to make it look as if she’s leading the parade. Again, neither one is good or bad. Both are equally hard to do well. Just different.

Of course, it’s not that clear cut. I’m wandering in the realm of abstract theory. A place I know overly well. While the goals of the two disciplines diverge, the realities are closer together. Dressage horses know their jobs. ASBs need a supportive ride. Between any two riding styles, I think there is about 50% overlap and 50% wildly different. Depends which angle one wishes to pursue. Whether one is a lumper or a splitter.

So what is the take-away and what does it have to do with my ride on Saturday?

Sam at home
Sam at home

Ready, Aim, Fire
When Sam & I trot into the ring, correction, when Sam & I “bust up in there”, all I’m gonna do is ride straight & let the corners of the arena turn him. No circles. No bending. No setting up for jumps. There is nothing to do except …

Ease On Down The Road
Sam is not a DIY hot rod, nor a junker farm truck that sticks going into third gear. Sam is well-maintained, luxury sedan. My mechanics have rotated the tires, waxed the hood, and filled the tank. So, I shall sit down, sit back, and pilot my ride to a Diana Ross soundtrack, cranked from 33 to 45 rpm.

We’ll see if all this mental preparation can substitute for serious lack of saddle time.

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A-list

A
A dozen words & phrases beginning with A that have to do with horses. The blog version of When a long-running series…Does a cheesy clip show!!!!!!

(Note: I was going use A for my April Announcement About A to Z. I ended up using that on Sunday. That left me in a late scramble to get ideas for today. Hence the cheesy clip show)

Authenticity, The Dilemma [Price?]

CW2 rider

Art Deco, The Zebra [Foto Friday]

zebra

Arabian, The Breed Then [Days Past]

Photo by horse's owner, whose name is lost in the dim, dark past.
Photo by horse’s owner, whose name is lost in the dim, dark past.

Aquatics, The Cross-Training [Spring Fitness]

Illustration by Jean Abernethy
Illustration by Jean Abernethy

Anniversary, The Good [Husband Training]

Photo by Kathie Mautner
Photo by Kathie Mautner

Anniversary, The Bad [Aftermath]

Rlx press

American Saddlebred, The Breed Now [Ears]

Sam ears 3

Amber, The Guest Post [Babies & Books]

cov Dutton & AH

Alvin, The Champion [Show Report]

Photo by Mariah Bouchet
Photo by Mariah Bouchet

Advisor, The Coaches [Decatur]

Photo by Julie Wamble
Photo by Julie Wamble

Acetate, The Goal [Day 3+3]

Photo by Kathie Maunter
Photo by Kathie Maunter

Academy, The Division [Showtime]

NACHS

Note on ordering: Given the option, I always list in reverse alphabetical order. Revenge from a childhood spent at the back of the line with a T last name. Nor did I have the distinction of being the very end. Master V and/or Miss Z always beat me to that.

Second note: five of the 12 posts are from my saddle seat life. That sounds about the right ratio.

Third note: None of the posts are about Rodney. If he wants to feature in a retrospective, he should pull his socks up and do something featureable.

Fourth note: The idea of list as narrative device was inspired by Listful Thinking. Given the number of lists I make to get through life, I really should have thought of this.

Baker’s Dozen Extra: Art, The Appreciation

Art Ashes II

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Reader Requests?

End-of-the-month meta post. Previous posts on blogging here.

Over at Whatever, John Scalzi took reader suggestions for post subjects: Reader Request Week 2014: Get Your Requests In! He’s been doing a week of 8 to 11 entries for the last six years. It seems to work for him. So I thought I’d give it a try. The requesting, not the week.

What should I write about? What personal &/or obscure topics have I not addressed that you would find interesting? I would be particularly intrigued to hear from those of you who know me only through the blog. I have no idea what image of myself I project.

Granted, all the words are as accurate as I can make them. I’m not subtle enough to adopt an intentional persona. But, the picture must – of necessity – be incomplete. For example, if I see a photo of a blogger after reading several entries, the person never looks the way I imagined.

Given my April A to Z project, if your requests happened to concern late-occurring or obscure letters of the English alphabet, that would be lovely.

Alternatively, are there questions I should put in a faq?

If you would rather not leave a public suggestion in the comments, feel free to email me at the blog eddress: rodneyssaga@gmail.com.
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Gratuitous Cat Picture

Ghost March 20 2014

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Twitter Storage 2 of 4

Using the blog to archive tweets, because I am that compulsive.
Twitter Storage 1

Attempt #2. Pithy “Rodney says …” tweets each day. Too much work to come up with a daily tweet idea in addition to a daily post idea.

July – August 2013, 30 tweets

Saddle Seat Celebrity

A few weeks ago, Gayle Lampe gave a saddle seat clinic in my area. She was kind enough to come talk at Stepping Stone for a few minutes. I totally geeked out.

Right, Gayle Lampe, Professor Emeritus, Equestrian Science, Saddle Seat, William Woods University. Left, me. Photo by Courtney Huguley.
Right, Gayle Lampe, Professor Emeritus, Equestrian Science, Saddle Seat, William Woods University. Left, me. Photo by Courtney Huguley.

As she was talking, I kept looking at her and thinking, ‘Wow. This woman is a NAME in saddle seat. Instructor, author, rider. I would LOVE to interview her.’ Then, she asked for questions. Questions? Questions! Sure, I got questions!

1996
1996
Brain: um, sorry, i can’t think of any.

Me: What do mean no questions? This is what you DO.

Brain: well, mathilda got hurt last week. you’ve been bathing me in corticosteroids for five days. it’s sludge in here.

Me: Think, dammit.

Brain: hmmm …

… Jeopardy music …

Brain: okay, maybe i can adapt from the usdf interviews.

revised 2013
revised 2013
So I asked, If you could give one piece of advice to every saddle seat rider, what would it be?

Lampe: “Enjoy each ride.”

Good advice for all riding styles.

To adult riders, particularly adult beginners: You are not learning to be horse trainers. Keep it fun. Share any physical limitations with your instructor.

To show moms: Stay out of the way. Be supportive of your child. Let the instructor tell the rider when it’s going badly.

After her talk, she had a tour of the barn to greet our furry faces. After meeting, I must assume, thousands of horses, Lampe was still deeply interested in all the horses, wanting to know what they did, their breeding, and where they came from.