Rodney’s Progress: Zirgs-prens

Rodney’s poop has changed.

When he first arrived and for years, Rodney had enormous poops. Both the amount deposited and the size of the bolus. For those who might not have spent quite as much time contemplating the subject, horse manure is released as piles of semi-distinct rounded oblongs. Google horse manure if you need a visual. Rodney’s oblongs were huge. As was the total amount. At stall-cleaning time there was always at least one joke made about all of this coming out of one horse. We called them elephant poops.

His manure is now of normal amount and normal shape.

What changed, you ask? Here we enter the realm of speculation.

The theory traces the physiologic changes to progress with his injury [Daddy Dearest]. As his back loosens up, he has more mobility from the withers rearward. I recently saw him hunching up to produce a poop. I don’t recall him putting that much effort into the project previously. It could be sampling error. However, if the external muscles are more engaged, why not the internal muscles? Previously, his digestive material was being pushed through partly by the pressure of accumulation. Now, his intestinal muscles are able to squeeze the tube more effectively, thereby moving the production along more quickly and doing a better job of bolus formation. This would also explain his ulcer/digestive issues if material was not passing through at proper speed.

He has had similar changes in urination behavior, of which it is harder to be certain. Pissing doesn’t leave behind the same concrete comparables.

Anatomically accurate? I have no idea. Getting us any closer to riding? No idea there either. All I can say with certainty is no more elephant poops.

(Title from Tanner’s Twelve Swingers by Lawrence Block [Kindle of HarperCollins 2007 (reprint)]
“There is only one difficulty with this Lettish language. I do not know the word for manure, and it is not the sort of word I can ask Minna to teach me.”
Prens,” I said.
“And horse?”
Zirgs.”)

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Update – Title changed. Apparently I wasn’t even being original, Placeholder.

If I were less uptight, I would skip this post and let the blogsphere turn without me for a day. But I’m not, so I can’t. (“Surely I can arrange my life to say something, even if it’s ‘Hi There’ each day.” [Where?])

Hi there.

I have post ideas partially drafted in my head, but can’t bring myself to write them out. This is unusual for me. I suspect too much weekend warrior. I have signed us up for Fat Cyclist’s 100 Miles of Nowhere bike ride in October. Instead of doing 100 each, we will be splitting the mileage 80/20. Yes, I freely admit that my husband is 4 times the bicycle rider I am. Even 20 miles is going to be an adventure. Therefore, lots – for me – of biking to get ready. 8 miles on Saturday + 7 miles on Sunday = severe motivation loss on Monday. (Posts are drafted the day before, hence the 24-hour time lag [Cinder].)

More tomorrow. Possibly.

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New Off Topic post: Books & Questions. Click over to tell me what you are reading right now.

The Mysterious Secret To Opening Feed Bags

When I started at the saddle seat barn, the kids weren’t sure how much I knew about horses. One of them asked if I knew how to tack up. Trick question. My horse, yes. Your horses, not so much.

In their defense, if you see a rider taking once-a-week, school-horse lessons and flailing around at the beginner level, you don’t expect her to have horses at home.

So, I was drizzling about watching the barn rats feed the horses. One of the girls laid the feedbag faceup in the cart. She pointed to the tear strip and explained that the bag opened from the right.

Listen Kid, I’ve opened hundreds of feed bags … and I never knew that. Seriously, getting that stupid ripcord to operate was always a stab in the dark for me.

In my defense, we keep our feed upright in trash cans. Front and back aren’t a consideration.

But really, there is no defense.

Duh.

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Answers to Text Art: College & University Alphabet

Rice – friends\pretty letter
Oregon – pretty letter
Dartmouth – attended
North Carolina State – local, took one class
Eastern Michigan – pretty letter
Yale – family, local
UC San Diego – Tricky to the point of being unfair, but I was there for a term, so I wanted to include it.

Smith – family
Alabama – local, in their alumni magazine, Ancient Lessons
Georgetown – local
Auburn – local

For another twist on a college alphabet, Fercott Photography spells out college names with naturally-occurring letters from each location.

Repost, BTE 1 of 9: How I Won the Training Level AEC

Saturday has turned into my admin day, when I don’t have a Show Today post. Over time, I will be reposting the entries from my previous monthly blogs Back To Eventing and Back To Riding. You can catch ’em if you missed ’em the first time. I can include them in the Rodney’s Saga search space.

This one is where it all began. I sold the idea of a column following my purchase of a new horse and my return to eventing. HA! A slightly edited version appeared on the USEA website, Tue 2010-08-31 19:18, archived here.

Back to Eventing: How I Won the Training Level AECs
by Katherine Walcott

“If you build it, he will come.”
Lee Garlington as The Voice in Field of Dreams

Photo by Allan Tuttle
Photo by
Allan Tuttle
The Mission
The title is an overstatement since I am horseless. After 20 years of owning an Adult Jumper, I am going back to eventing. Just as soon as I find a horse to take me. The subtitle is one of those affirmation actualization statements the sport psych books endorse. That’s the goal. Let’s see how long it takes to realize and how the scenery looks along the way.

bte1 walcott-bte-fence2-thumb2Our Story So Far
Once when I was admiring a new horse, I was told that the rider had looked for a year. My first thought was ‘How horrible.’ I was so right. Last September, we finished upgrading our fencing and began horse hunting. In the past 12 months, I’ve sat on almost two dozen horses, looked at an equal number, and seen hordes by picture and video.

The Ones That Got Away
Horse 1 – The Class Act: The first horse who had a chance of coming home with us was a young Danish/TB gelding. A true mix, his turning radius was somewhere between the roll-back of a Thoroughbred and the barge turn of a Warmblood. He was pretty, a good-mover, and alert to the fences without being insane.

The verdict: Too fancy. Given a few initial blue ribbons and nothing else to ride, I would succumb to the temptation to push him too fast. Plus, I kept crying. Shortly before we started looking, my 26-year-old retiree passed away suddenly. Whenever I thought about bringing a new horse home, out came the waterworks. A subtle clue that I wasn’t ready for a horse yet.

Horse 2 – The Rolex Horse. Candidate number two was a young, wide-built, 17+ hand OTTB. His conversation consisted of “Huh?” and “Okay!”. For a bank jump, I had to introduce the concept in very small words but then he happily hopped up and down. He had a look I see every year up in Kentucky during the jog. Hey, if sellers can tell me that a horse has Advanced potential after one abbreviated Novice-level cross-country school, I can make equally absurdist claims.

The verdict: Too strong. I lacked the nerves of steel to let him carry on at his own pace. I would always be pickin’ and fussin’.

Horse 3 – The Intriguing Problem: An youngish, black TB who had unfortunate behaviors that I felt could be addressed physically.

The verdict: Too complicated. I was more interested in the problem to be solved than the horse underneath.

The Bottom Line
I’ve built the field. Where’s the team?

Ad Envy

This month’s issue of Show Horse arrived.

Show Horse July 2014 cov

On the inside back cover was an announcement for this year’s National Academy Championship Finals.

Show Horse July 2014 ad

The pictures are from the 2013 show. I am in back of this photo on the middle left. You can see the patch of white hair. [Posts on the subject listed here.]

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I had an epic time [A Horse Show In 86 Tweets] and won pretty ribbons.

ribbons NACHS

However, next time I go, I want to be this dude.

Show Horse July 2014 ad individual3

He swept the six Adult WTC classes, including the two national finals. See how how straight he stands? That’s how he rode. That’s why he is bedecked with blue.

Rodney’s Week: Jumping & After

Rodney has issues with jumping.

Day 1
Rodney was a star.

Our round pen is a 20m circle made from simple jump standards and plastic tape. Rodney motors around happily. He’ll even throw the occasional fuss without challenging the tape. If he freaks out and runs thru the tape, oh well.

We do not to use Famous Name Branded Method Round Pen (TM) tactics. Just voice commands and hands-free lunging. Someone has clearly taught him this.

We had jumped him a few times before in the round pen: a jump in the middle, a cavelletto on the rail. No biggie. On this day, we put the jump on the rail. One standard outside the ring, one standard inside the pen, a pole across the path of the circle. To prevent confusion, the standards were different than the ones used to build the ring.

He could not have been better. He went over the pole on the ground or a low, low jump every time: walk, trot, and canter. He would come into the middle for pats (he does this) and then leave the middle to head directly for the jump.

Either he actively likes to jump or he knows that it’s his job and he is willing to do it. Either way, happy rider.

Day 2
Rodney was all over the place.

These barrel standards are heavy, so I had removed the pole but left the standards in place. Rodney just had to pass through them. No jump. No pole.

He was a mess. He refused to walk the circle – something he’s done easily from day 1 of round pen. He’d stop. If we got after him, he’d buck and fuss and run off. He’d dash over to the jump standard inside the pen and start grazing. Tearing at grass is his displacement activity when he becomes stressed.

He thought he was going to have to jump again.

It took two of us – one in the center, one walking next to him – to get him walking quietly around the rail. Afterwards he was exhausted, despite doing far less physical work.

Take Away
He will jump, but it makes him crazy. Sigh. As I have said before [Weekend Report], I may not understand his demons, but they are real to him.