When The Poop Emoji Is Your Favorite, Patient Report #1

Anyone who has dealt with colic knows how exciting this picture is. Second poop post-surgery.

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If you are just joining our program, Milton had colic surgery a week ago Saturday. What follows is my first post since the brief announcement last week. [When Weekends Go Wrong]

I have been doing daily reports, on a page instead of a post, so that the information stays in one place. [Milton Update page removed, Begin]

Day One

On the evening of Friday December 30th, Milton present with a mild colic. Responded to Banamine. Vet wanted to see him, either a farm call or bring him in. Off we went to the clinic. Rodney got put in the stall, not because he needed it, but because the people couldn’t cope with any possible problems.

Rectal and ultrasound exams. Passed the cookie test. Patted nose & left him at clinic. Rodney stayed in stall overnight. We figured Milton’s case was mild. We would pick him up the next day. Rodney could stay in the stall until then, again mainly for the sanity of the people.

Early morning, Milton’s pain signs increased. Vet started on IV fluids in the hopes of softening whatever was blocking him. No luck. Prep for surgery. We arrived right around the time they got started.

We waited. And waited. And waited. As one does.

Vet finally came out. Illial impaction, of an impressive length. One does not want to be the one to impress the vet, or dentist, or the IT guy. Ask me how I know. They were able to work it out without cutting into the digestive tract. Yay!

As Coach Kate said, “Sounds like the ‘best’ kind of colic surgery. Which is truly a weird statement.” No lie.

Got him settled. Went home. Let Rodney out – he was fine with it. Went back to see Milton.

Things to watch out for were the incision healing, infection and getting the gut moving again. I think. There were three thing. I’m hazy on exactly which.

Thoughts.

Exploratory laparotomy was a success. Abdominal cavity not a festival of melanomas.

Glad we were not doing this the previous weekend during the cold snap. So much waiting around.

Why is it always a weekend?

Lesson: Don’t worry about the future. It will be so much worse.

Week One

Both of us believe in the power of emotional support for patients. Plus, Milton likes to have people around. One of his favorite activities is to hang with the people. So, we made a point of visiting him twice a day. On the weekends, we would go together. During the week, I would go for a few hours in the morning; Greg would stop by after work.

In hindsight, Milton came through smoothly and quickly. Of course it didn’t feel like that at the time. (Nor is he done, she adds quickly and superstitiously.) Fortunately, Milton’s gut was quite interested in getting back in business. Part of his crankiness at the beginning of the week was discomfort; part of it was that he was HUNGRY!

Even when he looked puny, he’d always perk up if things started happening, Particularly if food might be involved. Milton is a very food-motivated horse. So was Previous Horse. I think it might be a racetrack thing.

As I type, on Tuesday, Milton is still at the vet clinic and looking good. They think he might be able to come home Friday or Saturday. (Crosses fingers.)

Annotated Updates

Text from the Day by Day Milton Updates page copied over to here. Will remove page once crisis has passed. Therefore, storing the information in weekly posts. Have added thoughts to the days, as reward for subjecting you to repeat material & bc I don’t know what I will remember in six months, so I’m noting everything.

Milton Update for Friday 30 Dec (3 Jan). Milton refuses cookie. To clinic.

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Doesn’t finish dinner. Refuses cookie. Alarm bells.

Walks. Banamine. Clear stall.

Feels better. Eating cookies.

Call vet bc that what we do. Expect to hear put in stall & watch. Bring in. Huh?

To clinic, 9 ish? maybe

Rectal. Ultrasound.

Milton Update for Saturday 31 Dec (3 Jan). Surgery. Illeal impaction. Docs able to work wodge out without cutting into digestive tract.

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6?6:30? am. Call from vet. Pain. Asks about starting IV fluid to get things moving. Wait? What?

8:30 am. Text vet. S’up?

9 am. Call from vet. Prepping for surgery.

Well, shit.

Load up & go

Wait. Wait more.

1st report from vets.

More report from vets.

No gut cuts! Yeah. Needle for gas & then worked the wodge out. One long wodge in small intestine. All three docs impressed with size of wodge. Secondary, smaller impaction farther along. As I understand it, waiting on wound, infection, and gut getting back in the game.

Went to get coffee while they got him settled. Greg says docs don’t want family around when they are getting the patient cleaned up & into bed.

2:05. In stall. Very stoned. Woke up enough to be pissed off when Greg went in to pat nose. Milton has bad White Coat allergy.

Pat nose & leave

6:12. Poop pic, Yay!!

Milton Update for Sunday 1 Jan (3 Jan). Visit twice. Perky in AM. More punk in PM, back on IV. Perked up with company. Dumped water bucket. Small meal.

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AM. Perky. Brought dogs but did not take out of truck.

Want a cookie! I will not be soothed! Want cookie! Um … did anyone get the number of that bus? 🐴

6:19. Punk. Back on IV. 😦 Perked up. Brushed mane. Did not bring dogs. Some pain this aft. No reflux. Had small lunch. Made G*dawful mess trying to get to handful of grain in bottom of water bucket. Was there to get him to drink. He figured he spill it out instead. Get this &@^#^ water out of my way. Owners not in least surprised. Interest in food earned another small meal. A qualified yay.

Feels like a week, at least. Was yesterday.

Milton Update for Monday 2 Jan (3 Jan). AM. Cleared for short hand walk! Good gut sounds. PM. Pissy Pony. Sore, hungry, bored. Continues to get good reports from vet.

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Permission for hand walk! Very short, very slow, if he does anything back he goes handwalk.

PM. Pissy pony. Annoying his nursing staff. Playing with water bucket. Dumping feed bucket while it waits outside stall. Prob sore, not pain, but sore. Def hungry. Getting meals, no hay yet as far as we can tell.

Milton Update for Tuesday 3 Jan.

AM. Excellent report from vet. Everything moving in and out as it should. Has stopped dumping his water bucket. 😂 K

🎶 Food, glorious food … 🎶

PM. Looks good. Quiet but curious. Enjoys having mane brushed. Would prefer cookies. G.

Began split shift visiting.

Rodney being very very good about staying by himself, although milking the situation for sympathy cookies. [Rodney’s Semi-Permanent Gold Star]

Post [When Weekends Go Wrong]

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Milton Update for Wednesday 4 Jan

AM. Milton continues to do well. Getting small amounts of hay in addition to small meals. Wants to roll but doesn’t quite feel ready yet. Pawing. Tentative crouch. Nope.

I sat on a stool in stall. Used time to do reading for a class, along with texting, walk breaks etc. Lasted less than two hours. Left because I was exhausted.

PM. Greg says the IV input has been removed from Milton’s neck. Milestone! Tired, possibly because he is comfortable enough to be tired. 🤞

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Rodney boopy & stoic during bodywork. He misses his buddy. Long night, dislikes going thru storm solo.

Milton Update for Thursday 5 Jan

AM. Good report. Bright-eyed and interested in food. Gut doing gut things. Minor incision infection, not unexpected 5 days (!) out of surgery. Stomach edema. May get belly band for support. Waiting on poop, so no lunch or hay, Sad horse face. Was quieter without me in stall, so I left. I think ‘No human equals no chance of food. Might as well chill.’

PM. Looks better than last night. No belly band. G

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Banamine in am. Lots of discussion of back inner belly lump. Could be dire, mostly likely a melanoma. Grays get bumps.

Milton Update for Friday 6 Jan

AM Better mood today. Lunch! Belly band taking pressure off. K

PM. Everyone continues to be pleased with progress to date. Has new belly band for better fit (see 7 Jan). G

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AM. Waiting on lunch when I arrived. Belly band on. Weighed. 1065. Losing weight, was 1121 last time he was weighed. Walked well. Lunch! Sat with. Vet tech brushed & he was with good with it. Doc adjusted band, cute trick on a horse already girthy. Hay. Alfalfa shaken out to be less stemmy. Served in bucket.

Milton Update for Saturday 7 Jan

AM. Check. G

PM. Quieter than he has been in AM during the week. Hard not to see it as punk, but everyone says he’s doing well. (Crosses fingers. Crosses fingers.) If I am reading the chart correctly, one scoop for dinner! G&K

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G in am (K class), both in PM.

Dunno who if anyone is reading these day by day. In the event someone is (waves hi!), can’t stop now. Dropping out of sight would be unfair.

Milton Update for Sunday 8 Jan

Heading into week two at clinic.

AM. Check. G&K

PM. I understand how you dribbled dinner onto your leg. How did you get it on the back of your ear? G&K

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Getting glimpses of his normal snarky self

Milton Update for Monday 9 Jan

AM. Check. K

PM. Belly band off. Slight drainage from front of incision. G

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Horse across the aisle was acting the fool. Milton did not participate nor get upset. He just stared at him. ‘Who is this clown. My neighbors are weird.’

May come home as early as Friday. Yay! Cue increased running about to get everything ready. Last date we saw was Jan 16, next Monday. We figured we had another weekend to get the barn ready for a resident on stall rest. Happy to be wrong, if so.

Milton Update for Tuesday 10 Jan

AM. Belly band back on. Definitely seeing more and more of the normal Milton.

PM. May not come home until Monday, only b/c everyone wants to be sure that he is ready. What’s another weekend at the hotel? (Sobs quietly into checkbook.) Slight incision leak drying up. Next step is to remove the staples. G

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Onwards!
Katherine

Horse Tethering Ring in Portland Oregon, Guest Photo Repost

I owe you a long post on Milton’s medical. I had hoped to do that for today. I’m out of spoons. Here’s one from the reserve pile. (Thank you!) I’ll try to limber up the typing fingers for tomorrow. Meanwhile, patient is progressing nicely. [Milton Update page removed, Begin]

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Local sidewalks are well over 100 years old, and some still have the iron rings intended to tie a horse. Photo first appeared in IMPERFECT PATIENCE: Rose City. Downloaded with permission.

First thought: Cute!

Second thought: Blog post!

Third thought: Wouldn’t that be a problem with the leadrope tied down by the horses’ hoof? They could step on it &/or get tangled in it. Which proves that you can leave Pony Club, but it never leaves you.

I also wonder about people tripping over the rings, but tripping has been on my mind lately. [Trotting About]

“Horse tethering rings weren’t quaint. They were the law.” Alameda Old House History: Portland’s Horse Tethering Rings, Doug 2018.

Spontaneous Street Art

One fellow started tethering tiny horses to the rings. It took off. The project that is. The horses stayed tethered.

Portland Horse Project, Facebook page

39 Forks: THE PORTLAND HORSE PROJECT

Oregon Live: A Northwest Portland couple meets, becomes engaged thanks to toy horse, Hottle, 2012.

Also Wiki, Atlas Obscura, & Bridgeliner

Onwards!
Katherine

Polar Vortex 2022, For The Record

Awareness of the outside world. USA Today: People who haven’t had COVID will likely catch XBB.1.5 – and many will get reinfected, experts say, Weintraub, Jan 6/7, 2023. Hat tip to A for the article.

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11o on Friday to 70o on the following Saturday!!

In the spirit of my power outage report, I wanted to log the cold weather we had at the end of last year. [Zeta]

An info dump of my thoughts at the time, rather than a coherent narrative. Blame Milton. [Update]

Poopsicles. Don’t have to worry about stepping in dog poop. It’s all frozen.

Feels like college. Briefly. Spent one winter in New Hampshire and then made sure to be elsewhere for the other 3.

The indoor cat was most perturbed. People! In her house! All day!

The indoor/outdoor cats (house cats with side hustles as barn cats) came running into the house.

Family members were flying on Christmas Eve. Wasn’t clear who would finish their flight first, them or Santa.

Extra water in horse feed. Too much. Rodney does not do soup.

Thinking of Canadian folks who deal with frozen this and frozen that all the time.

Hay piles everywhere in run-in shed so Milton can’t play keepaway with ALL of them. Day 2, hay served out in the sun. Milton found the hay. We know Rodney didn’t. [The Adventure of the Missing Hay Pile]

Frozen poop II. No point in mucking.

Been a while since I have danced over frozen mud.

Love my new coat. [Farm]

Taking notes as I go along. Is this good or bad? It removes me from being immersed in the experience, but then, what am it missing? Plus, gives me something to do. [Pondering Twitter]

Four days. Could have remodeled the house in that time. Nope. Spent the entire time checking the weather, which said, ‘Yes, it is still cold.’

Onwards!
Katherine

State of the Subtitles, State of the Blog

Words from the outside world. Free fiction. UFO: Stories Archive. Unidentified Funny Objects series.

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Short Version

Got rid of post subtitles. Will convey relevant info with longer post titles. Changed blog subtitle.

Long version – Posts

Post subtitles provide a sense of organization. I like organization. On the non-horse days, I want to warn folks who might not be interested in my latest graphic design attempts.

Had various post subtitles over the years, depending on subject.

Had settled on a set that worked. Horsekeeping & Riding for the horse posts. Photos, Words, & Images for the hon-horse days. Plus a few extra, e.g. Fit to Ride for Friday fitness posts.

Then Milton started driving. (Yay!)

That’s easy. Subtitle – Driving.

Okay, then what is long-lining? Not Riding. Not Driving. New category? Ground Work?

Thought about “Horse Training” as an umbrella category. Seemed pompous. I’ve used it before, but it felt wrong this time around. … uh … What about reducing the whole mess to Horse/Non-Horse?

Okay then. Photo post of Spotted on the Beach. Technically Spotted counts as Horse but the post was at heart a Non-Horse photography/travel post. [Spotted at Lake Ontario, Photos]

As for the Friday to Sunday off-topic/non-horse posts, do subtitles really help? Is a subtitle too late? By the time the reader gets to the subtitle, they may have taken the time to call up a post only to find they don’t want it.

Was it necessary? Used a new “Critter” subtitle for the first Jasmine & Rose post, but then had “Dog” in the title. Often do that for weekend posts, particularly fiction. Redundant. [Jasmine and Rose, Meet The New Dogs]

Pfffft. Ditched the whole thing. [Lake Ontario]

In sum. Removed post subtitles. Have titles do the heavy lifting,

Long Version – Blog

While I am dropping the post subtitles, I am keeping the blog subject schedule.

Monday to Thursday – Horses. First Thursday, State of the Now post.
Monday – Horsekeeping, because I do Monday posts the week before & these tend to be less time sensitive.
Tues & Wednesday – Rodney & Milton
Thursday – Other horses, lessons, dogs, horse hunt

Friday – Photography. First Friday, State of the Fitness post
Saturday – Words, alternating fiction & nonfiction. First Saturday, State of the Blog post. Fifth Saturday, F/NF crossover
Sunday – Images, graphic design, mostly lettering, with one non-lettering post each month.

[About]

I still felt the need to say something about that fact that non-horse posts occur three days out of seven. I don’t mind if horse bloggers include other parts of their lives. Other people might not feel the same way. Truth in Advertising.

What to use?

Old blog subtitle. Horses, Life, A Touch of Geek. Had since 2016. [Subtitle History]

Haven’t geeked out in a while. Not in a post, anyway.

Change to …

Horses Monday To Thursday, Other Stuff The Rest Of The Week

True. Other Stuff covers the geek thing.

Too long.

Horses Monday To Thursday, Other Stuff on Other Days

Still too long. Too much visual clutter.

Key concepts here are Horses & Other Stuff

Half Horses, Half Other Stuff

My grandmother thought “stuff” was a rude word. Not sure why. Maybe she knew the word I was bowlderizing in her presence.

Reduce down to the main points …

Horses and Other Interests. New blog subtitle as of 19 Dec.

Doesn’t sing. Does inform.

And that is how the subtitle sausage is made.

Archive [State of the Blog]

Onwards!
Katherine

Picture This, Walk Photos, State of the Fitness

Awareness of the outside world. National Association of State Park Directors: First Day Hikes. Putting on calendar for next year.

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Daily Mile Walks

Pasture

Local park. Muddy month, knees requested a paved path. Took Rose for one lap if minder along to watch her while I finished.

During a trip out of town, a suburb with actual sidewalks!

Westover Park. 28o during polar vortex. Go me. Did local park at 22o the day before.

Monthly 5K

Red Mountain Park. New place. No media. How can I not have been to this entire section of town?! No medal. Virtual medals have been a hoot. I have enough. Ordered one more that I will use in 2023. Then, monthly 5K mileage to Mississippi River, as this month. Unless I change my mind. [Biking and Walking Virtually, Mississippi River]

Onwards!
Katherine

Milton & Me, Both Stalled, State of the Now

Awareness of the outside world. The physiology. The Philadelphia Inquirer: What to know about ‘commotio cordis,’ a possible cause of Bills safety Damar Hamlin’s cardiac arrest, Gutman, Jan 3, 2023. The effect on witnesses, the “forgotten patient.” AHA: NFL player’s cardiac arrest was a triggering, traumatic event for many, Merschel, January 4, 2023.

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Updated Now page.

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State of the Now, 3 January 2023

Milton in recovery & rehab. [When Weekends Go Wrong]

Rodney turns 24 years old this year.

Dunno where anyone is going.

This is not me being bleak. I just really don’t know where anyone is going right now.

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Last month [Status Quo Equine]

Onwards!
Katherine