From The Horse’s Mouth
Hot. I like hot.
Work? Okay. I like weave poles. I REALLY like weave poles, heh-heh-heh. Field walks? I don’t like field walks. We go too far from the barn. I don’t like being adrift in interstellar space. I might get attacked by an interstellar mountain lion.
Are we done? Did I do good? Was I good? Yes? Good. Yawn. Happy horse.
You call this summer? It’s too hot. Remember I’m Canadian. They don’t have this weather where I come from. I’m going to melt. Turn up the fan.
Breakfast? About time! Feedmefeedmefeedmefeedmefeedmefeedmefeedme.
If we are going to work, let’s work. No poncing about. I’ve got this. I’ve got this. No, wait. I don’t got this. Activate rear thrusters! What? Walk? Okay, we’ll do it your way. We’ll walk. And walk. And walk. Hold the phone. This isn’t so bad. It’s easier to move this way. I guess some of your ideas are acceptable.
Are we done? Before you go, I’m going to need a cookie.
Dedicated to the ladies of the Bloganista Mixer, who wanted to hear Rodney’s point of view.