Looking for Faces in the Parking Lot, Writing

Fiction of the outside world. “My uncle Jake, reclusive billionaire owner of the third-largest chain of parking structures in North America … Uncle Jake had given people a place to park a car. CNBC solved this lack-of-drama problem by bringing on a reporter from Parking Magazine, the trade rag of the National Parking Association—and yes, both of those things are real.” Tor/Forge Blog: Excerpt Reveal: Starter Villain by John Scalzi, 2023.

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In which I once again learn from failure. [When Fact Is More Interesting Than Fiction]

The plan was to do a Faces in the Crowd exercise in a parking lot. [Faces In The Crowd]

What I learned is that parking lots are narratively barren places.

Parking lots are transitory, at least for people. Cars hang out for hours on end. People come and go as fast as feasible. Drive in. Get out. Leave parking lot. Reverse process to leave.

About the only recurring action that I could envision was loading groceries. Unloading takes place back home. Otherwise, not much happens.

Sure, you could place an action in a parking lot, a joyful reunion, a shady deal, an alien landing. I have a memory of hanging around a parking garage as a kid while a friend was involved with – in hindsight – possibly a felony, but certainly a misdemeanor. I, of course, was clueless. But I digress. A parking lot is big open space that could be repurposed as a stage. But the normal usage is not to have people in it. The one I was in was not gated therefore no guards.

Parking lots are ubiquitous IRL and as a social metaphor. [Put Up A Parking Lot]

Because of their prevalence, I had not stopped to consider in detail how they are used. I had not realized that parking lots are inert spaces.

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If cars talked to each other.

1st car. I think I’m due for oil change. My light hasn’t come on but I feel sluggish in my lines.

2md car. Speaking of feel. Have you noticed that gas feel different in different states?

3rd car. Gas? Gas?! Don’t talk to me about gas. I can’t get used to how much the road surface changes at the state line. You’re zooming along, then suddenly, whoosh it’s a whole different road. Like we’re not supposed to notice?

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Onwards!
Katherine

Taking a Bite Out of Food Photography

Awareness of the outside world. Girl Scout Brownies. I was one, briefly. The website lists six levels: Daisies, Brownies, Juniors, Cadettes, Seniors, Ambassadors. Is this new, or was I not in the program long enough to learn about them?

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photo of a brownie with a bite out of the corner

Brownie from Michelle’s Chocolate Lab.

close-up photo of a brownie with a bite out of the corner

A near miss. Included because I don’t hate it. With a more suitable camera and set-up, I could see this working.

photo of a brownie with a bite out of the corner lying on a brown paper bag lying on a white truck tailgate

My set-up.

Process Notes

Phone camera.

Previous food photo post [Grub Gets a Glamour Shot]

Onwards!
Katherine

Checking Out What The Kids Are Up To These Days

Awareness of the outside world. One Bud Wiser: So You Want to Horse Show in Canada August 2025. Old hat to some folks. I found it fascinating.

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photo of a horse show ring with riders, set in fencing, surrounded by trees

Stopped by an Interscholastic Equestrian Association last week. High school & grade school riders, horses by draw, and way too many kids with the exact same outfit. The hunter world needs to lighten up. When the dressage world is sportier than you are, it’s time to examine your underlying premises.

On the upside, I haven’t been around that many helmets in a long time.

photo of six horse show ribbons

OTOH, their ribbon game is excellent. Check out how the side color on one ribbon becomes the main color on the next ribbon.

photo of horse tail with red, white and blue bow and ribbon

When you got attitude, put a bow on it.

No riding. Strictly spectating. Coach Deana, of Razzy fame, coaches one of the teams. [Setting A Jump Record, Sorta most recent lesson]

When Last We Came This Way

photo of a gray horse pulling a man in a cart, in a ring, with barn in background

Both horses have been to this facility.

Milton [Milton’s Dressage in December} & [Instagram October 2017, above]

Rodney. [Doctor Whooves Plays In The Pony Ring, Show Report, Lachlan Farm Hunter Show 2022]

Onwards!
Katherine

New Ears for August and a Profound Lesson Realization

Animals of the outside world. Braymere Custom Saddlery: Zoo Dogs.

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Photo of the ears and neck of a chestnut horse in a covered ring

Boogie
Stepping Stone Farm
Saddle seat lesson
August 2025

Today’s revelation is that horses have two sides.

ASBs go straight. If they are on a circle – say in a small covered ring – they go straight. At any point on the circle, their bodies are along a line that is perpendicular to the radius of the circle. No gentle bend. No seeing the inside eye. Straight.

I know this.

This lesson was with Coach Courtney. A while back, I had a wonderful lesson on straightness with Coach James. This mostly comes up at the beginning of my rides, i.e. first direction.

Back in the present, I was having trouble in the second direction. A little bit too much weight to the inside on the part of the rider is often a problem when heading this way. The horse was closer to the fence than my toes might have liked. I tried to steer my way out of it. Then, I remembered the James lesson. I asked Boogie to go in straight line. Et voila. Problems solved.

I can’t explain the geometry. It probably has to do with asking the horse to maintain their balance, to use both hind legs, and not to let the shoulder drop to the inside.

I know this.

Amazingly, this works in BOTH directions. Fancy that.

Onwards!
Katherine

The Year of the Foot, Minion Photography

Awareness of the outside world. How can someone who benefits from the Loving decision (interracial marriage 1967) be against Obergefell (two people marriage 2015)? 14th amendment for me but not for thee.

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Milton’s chief minion stays amused during foot soaking. [The Year of the Foot Continues]

photo of a gray hoof soaking in a blue bucket, with a bright camera flash in the center

Staring into a bucket-sized abyss.

close up photo of a horse face looking over a person shoulder

Rodney says, I help!

Onwards!
Katherine

Gotcha Day Grumps

Awareness of the outside world. “AI-Free. No AI was used in the research or writing of this book.” Front matter from Rope, How a Bundle of Twisted Fibers Became the Backbone of Civilization, by Tim Queeney (St. Martins 2025). That notice is a new one on me.

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Giving myself space to be cranky today. You may wish to come back tomorrow.

Today is Gotcha Day for Rodney, 15 years. Milton’s was Saturday, 11 years.

Last week, someone asked about Rodney’s origin story. I sent them a link to the “Horse Tales” article I wrote for Horse Illustrated in 2012, “The Horse Next Door.” [Clip: Rodney in Horse Illustrated]

That lead me to the related post, in which I said,

If I knew then what I know now, would I still would have bought him? In all honesty, yes. The entire time I was trying him out, something drew me to this horse. Which means either that I have a discerning eye for horseflesh and marvelous things may yet happen OR that I am an emotion-driven idiot who bought the wrong horse for the wrong reasons. Time will tell.

[In the Beginning] January 2012, emphasis added.

Well, it’s 13 years later. I think we have our answer.

[Gotcha Day, 10 Years and a Serious Lack of Shiny Rainbow Glitter Sparkles]

Onwards!
Katherine

Colorwork Alphabet, G is for Gold, G is for Goldwork, Art

Awareness of the outside world. Whats happening in the art world? Do you have a favorite museum? A favorite artist? A craft we should know about? ISO ideas for Sunday headers.

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graphic design of the letter G filled with another version of the same letter

Goldwork is a form of embroider using metallic threads. String or Nothing: GOLD FISH!

All gold is kinda a lot. I’d say that’s point of working with gold. To be a lot.

graphic design of three versions of the letter G filled with different version of the same letter

Process Notes

graphic design of four arrangements of the letter G

Interior shapes

graphic design of two versions of the letter G

Redoing the letters to maximize interior space. [F is for Fuchsia]

Project Description [Colorwork Alphabet Introduction]

Previous Posts [Colorwork Alphabet]

Onwards!
Katherine