Milton has spoken:
I do not drink bucket water. I only drink trough water. Please attend to me at regular intervals so that I may hydrate.
I do not pee in my stall. I only pee in the field. Please attend to me at regular intervals so that I may unhydrate.
In addition, I require hay, cookies, and carrots. You may snuggle me, but only when I am feeling punk. You may also pat me when I am feeling lonely. Otherwise, you are dismissed. I have important horse business to address. But don’t go too far. I may require you again.
That will be all.
Milton the Magnificent