Stall Rest Decisions

 

Milton has spoken:

I do not drink bucket water. I only drink trough water. Please attend to me at regular intervals so that I may hydrate.

I do not pee in my stall. I only pee in the field. Please attend to me at regular intervals so that I may unhydrate.

In addition, I require hay, cookies, and carrots. You may snuggle me, but only when I am feeling punk. You may also pat me when I am feeling lonely. Otherwise, you are dismissed. I have important horse business to address. But don’t go too far. I may require you again.

That will be all.

Signed,
Milton the Magnificent

4 thoughts on “Stall Rest Decisions

  1. Me, to my beloved spouse: Can you believe there is someone out there who thinks I am difficult?!
    Beloved Spouse: Can you believe there is someone out there who thinks you are not?!

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