On the 3rd Day of Christmas: Three Hard Hats
Three helmets. All purchased this year. That’s a lot of hat for someone who rides in a lesson once a week and shows once a month in school horse classes.
My inner curmudgeon wants to kick up a fuss about this emphasis on the exterior. Doesn’t what I DO matter more than how I LOOK? However, that voice is drowned out by the squeals of my inner Pretty Princess getting her bling on.
Update: Illustration added once I got permission from the artist. By Jennie Breeden, The Devil’s Panties: It’s not Satanic Porn, thedevilspanties.com