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Well, this is an interesting first date. You drag me all the way out here to watch your kid go around in circles. Do you ride? Or do we just watch? I mean, it this even a sport? The kid just sits there.
Okay, I get it. I’m either down for kid-centered activities or don’t waste your time. It does have an element of efficiency. Weed ’em out early.
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Horse show from the POV of a barn cat. Oooh, new people. You may pet me. You may pet me. And you. Not you. You may pet me.
Horse show from the POV of a carrot. CHOMP.
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Alien Commander: Where are you off to now?
Alien Scout: A horse show.
Alien Commander: What are your mission parameters?
Alien Scout: Understand the human desire to compete.
Alien Commander: You’ve done your research on the dominant species this time?
Alien Scout: Yes. Pat the horses. Talk to the humans
Alien Commander: We don’t want a repeat of what happened at the dog show.
(Pause to shake vestigial wings/shudder)
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Afterword
Shorter than I had hoped. The day set aside to expand these turned out to be a bit of a day. Going forward with these pieces on the theory that something is better than nothing.
Archives [Faces In The Crowd]
Onwards!
Katherine















