Milton’s Remarkable Race Record

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We knew Milton wasn’t a good racehorse. We didn’t realize how very much not good he was.

“In case you missed it, The Jockey Club launched a new Equineline report focused on off track Thoroughbreds … The report is free to horses with a T.I.P. number.” Hand Gallop: New OTTB Profile.

Milton has a T.I.P. number. [Providing Milton With Incentive]

He earned $1200. We knew this. The money had to come from barnmates, because …

Milton ran in three races.

Three-year-old year, 2011 – 10th out of 10.

Four-year-old year – 11th out of 11 & 11th out of 11.

Yes. Dead last in every race.

That’s kinda remarkable.

In the spirit of calling big men “Tiny” we thought about calling Milton “Speedy”.

🤣🤣🤣

Onwards!
Katherine

3 thoughts on “Milton’s Remarkable Race Record

  1. Oh, Milton gets my sympathy. I don’t mean the “somebody has to lose” type, but because he was obviously not made for racing, or trained properly, and told to do something he clearly wasn’t made for. MM

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