Off Topic: That Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when you are alone in the pool and the sweet young thing who swims well enough to be a lifeguard has nothing to do but watch your discoordinated flounderings.

That awkward moment when you realized that not only does your mother-in-law buy your husband’s clothes, she buy most of yours as well.

That awkward moment when you are amazed at the advanced age of someone in your college alumni bulletin only to realize they are in your class.

That awkward moment when you are taking a lesson that involves moving around the dance floor, riding arena, teaching space, you pass by your instructor talking to onlookers, you hear your name and then you move out of earshot before finding out the rest.

That awkward moment when you realize that you forgot to check the paper situation before you sat down.

That awkward moment when you are greeted by the entire staff of a small restaurant and you attempt to convince your dining partner, ‘No, really, I don’t come here that often.’

That awkward moment when you are taking a lesson that involves moving around the dance floor, riding arena, teaching space and you look over to see your husband and your instructor laughing together.

That awkward moment when you hear a noise and realize that the cat and the dog are in the room with you.

That awkward moment when you are watching your boyfriend do a long pan to check out a woman walking by the car, then he whips his head back toward the passenger seat to see if you noticed, and you are looking directly at him.

That awkward moment when you realize you pressed Reply instead of Forward.
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Gratuitous Soothing Moment

sunset Jan 10 2016

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