10 Reasons Why Skis Are Better Than Horses
Unused skis can be buried in the back of a closet.
Unused skis do not stand outside my back door demanding dinner.
Apres-ski without skiing is cocoa in front of a fire. Apres-horse without riding is a shower.
Unused skis do not require waxing.
Unused skis do not require new bindings every 7 weeks, 5 in the summer.
Ski clothes are festive. The riding world needs to unclench its collective keister.
Unused skis do not require working ski racks in case of middle-of-the-night emergencies.
Skis do not have middle-of-the-night emergencies.
Unused skis can be sold and later replaced with the exact same model.
The biggest reason why skis are better than horses:
It wouldn’t bother me if I never skied again.
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